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I have such bad experiences with it taking too long, I wouldn't mind if it took a few minutes. It's not like I can't finish during the after sex snuggle part anyways.
I'll never think to check the time, plus at what point do I start counting anyways? I'm probably out for this one.
And met, if it makes you feel better, I got your joke the first time around.
I'll never think to check the time, plus at what point do I start counting anyways? I'm probably out for this one.
And met, if it makes you feel better, I got your joke the first time around.
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Ohhh I get it... LOLZ. She's a real woman, she can take it like a champ.
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In attempts to keep this out of the pi day thread... remember that March 14th is also "Steak and a Blow Job Day." It's the Lust driven response to Valentines Day for those non-romantics. Just happens that it's also pi/pie day.
I guess, if you have someone to celebrate with, you have to choose between a BJ and cream pie? Or have a repeat performance...
/runs away and hides
I guess, if you have someone to celebrate with, you have to choose between a BJ and cream pie? Or have a repeat performance...
/runs away and hides
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2stepz wrote:I guess, if you have someone to celebrate with, you have to choose between a BJ and cream pie? Or have a repeat performance...
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Now I really want pumpkin pie.
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Man, Steak and a Blowjob? Terrible combination, steak makes semen taste baaad. Why can't it be Pineapple and Two bBlowjobs instead?
I'll be sure to remind my boyfriend about the blowjob part though. He keeps forgetting to take a shower in the evening (he does in the morning before going to work) and he won't let me do it if he hasn't just showered.
I'll be sure to remind my boyfriend about the blowjob part though. He keeps forgetting to take a shower in the evening (he does in the morning before going to work) and he won't let me do it if he hasn't just showered.
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Then give a blowjob before eating?
Also, even if he ate a steak and then yougave him a blowjob it wouldnt travel in your system that fast. Also, also, one steak wouldn't make his semen taste putrid. If you were eating an abundancy of it on a regular basis maybe.
Also, even if he ate a steak and then yougave him a blowjob it wouldnt travel in your system that fast. Also, also, one steak wouldn't make his semen taste putrid. If you were eating an abundancy of it on a regular basis maybe.
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TheRocket wrote:Then give a blowjob before eating?
Also, even if he ate a steak and then yougave him a blowjob it wouldnt travel in your system that fast. Also, also, one steak wouldn't make his semen taste putrid. If you were eating an abundancy of it on a regular basis maybe.
Yeah, I was half joking, really. It just seemed like a funny combination, even though it wouldn't really change anything. We calculated it takes between 12 and 24 hours for stuff to affect the taste of his semen.
Although I beg to differ, one steak does make a difference.
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I was like "12 minutes of penis-in-vagina? That's probably about average." This new information makes me feel like a god.
That Link wrote:Fun Fact of the Day
On average, sexual penetration (with a penis) lasts about 3 minutes.
I was like "12 minutes of penis-in-vagina? That's probably about average." This new information makes me feel like a god.
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Ditto.
My girlfriend is ill at the moment so no sexy-times recently, but I have cooked her 3 meals since in the past week, so hopefully I might get a reward for all the brownie points I've been gaining
My girlfriend is ill at the moment so no sexy-times recently, but I have cooked her 3 meals since in the past week, so hopefully I might get a reward for all the brownie points I've been gaining
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meanwhile, end of term means drunk girlfriend means horny girlfriend mean sloppy drunk sex.
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I miss sex. Just thought I'd throw that out there.
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So do I.
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My thought is that the 3 minutes is non-stop movement, and that if you change positions, slow down, take it out then put it back, etc, you last longer than that. But if your only goal is to be "efficient" (for instance for a quickie) I would say yes, 3 minutes is probably all you need.
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TomBrend wrote:FOR POSTERITYThat Link wrote:Fun Fact of the Day
On average, sexual penetration (with a penis) lasts about 3 minutes.
I was like "12 minutes of penis-in-vagina? That's probably about average." This new information makes me feel like a god.
This new information make me feel like a mother fucking tank!
Walk in like DeNiro, and leave like Brando.
You're living proof that Darwin was a moron.
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TheRocket wrote:TomBrend wrote:FOR POSTERITYThat Link wrote:Fun Fact of the Day
On average, sexual penetration (with a penis) lasts about 3 minutes.
I was like "12 minutes of penis-in-vagina? That's probably about average." This new information makes me feel like a god.
This new information make me feel like a mother fucking tank!
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They were going to wait to tell us, but yes, it's true.
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WBAGNR wrote:Ditto.
My girlfriend is ill at the moment so no sexy-times recently, but I have cooked her 3 meals since in the past week, so hopefully I might get a reward for all the brownie points I've been gaining
Morgan was right!
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Apologies but I'm not sure I get the reference
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Avistew wrote: He keeps forgetting to take a shower in the evening (he does in the morning before going to work) and he won't let me [suck his cock] if he hasn't just showered.
I have never understood this. I mean, thanks for cleaning up beforehand, but if you haven't done whatever you wanted to do and the other person still wants to go down on you: let them.
Give them a warning if you feel you must, but it's their mouth and for your benefit.
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TomBrend wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzsnNLXSIBY
Cheers mate. For the record, Morgan is correct.
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goat wrote:I have never understood this. I mean, thanks for cleaning up beforehand, but if you haven't done whatever you wanted to do and the other person still wants to go down on you: let them.
Give them a warning if you feel you must, but it's their mouth and for your benefit.
I get it because I'm the same. And honestly, I don't want to do it if he's not down with it. It wouldn't be enjoyable if I knew he was all embarrassed and self-conscious and not enjoying it, and forcing himself for my sake.
Sometimes, I get sweaty and I don't feel like hugging people. I figure it's the same principle.
Plus, we kiss and all so I would say he does have a say in what goes into my mouth right before.
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