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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby The_Doctor » 19 May 2012, 05:35

top ten worst sex injuries

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Re: The Sex Thread

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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Alja-Markir » 19 May 2012, 13:53

What about non-physical injuries?

On one occassion, I lost my senses of smell and taste for a week. And another time, I suffered retrograde amnesia.

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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 19 May 2012, 13:57

Nearly dislocated a woman's hips once in the course of some rather enthusiastic lovemaking, that's about the closest I can think of to a mid-coitus injury.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Alja-Markir » 19 May 2012, 14:20

Unrelated to the subtopic at hand, but Lin Bei Fong, GET OUT OF MY MIND!

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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Avistew » 19 May 2012, 15:58

Just the basics injuries for me. Hitting my head, hurting the guys (why are their genitals so damn fragile?). Once shared a grape with my ex and he bit through my lip and it bled like crazy. But there was no sex involved. Still, I figured it was kind of relevant.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Psyclone » 19 May 2012, 16:03

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Eyeballs? :shock:

Eternal celibacy, here I come!

Actually, that was probably the worst smiley I could have used in this situation, but it matches my horror pretty well.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby The_Doctor » 19 May 2012, 16:53

Avistew wrote:Just the basics injuries for me. Hitting my head, hurting the guys (why are their genitals so damn fragile?)

This, so very much this... its a penis not the pull cord on a chainsaw >_<

also never cut your cock during sex, it's like poking a tiny hole in a water balloon.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Alja-Markir » 19 May 2012, 16:56

A water balloon full of BLOOD.

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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby The_Doctor » 19 May 2012, 17:05

Yep and then my ex decided to call her mother to come and stop the bleeding. So I had my ex's mad angry librarian mother holding a towel against my cock to soak up the blood, which my ex was running around freaking out, giving me a death stare the whole time.

We told her I'd caught it in my jeans, like in theres something about mary, truth is we had no idea how it happened.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby goat » 19 May 2012, 17:05

The_Doctor wrote:
Avistew wrote:Just the basics injuries for me. Hitting my head, hurting the guys (why are their genitals so damn fragile?)

This, so very much this... its a penis not the pull cord on a chainsaw >_<

also never cut your cock during sex, it's like poking a tiny hole in a water balloon.


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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby aeric90 » 19 May 2012, 17:16

One ex of mine who was much smaller than me told me once that it was okay to get rough with him. I then tossed him on the bed, which he them bounced off of and slammed into the wall :X
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Avistew » 19 May 2012, 17:53

My boyfriend is 6'6" and a big guy. He told me he's learned not to believe women who tell him he can get rough with him, they don't know what they're saying.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Alja-Markir » 19 May 2012, 18:33

I blame "romance" novels. At least in part.

That said, I personally have no inclination to be rough myself, so the impact they have is even more annoying.

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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby goat » 19 May 2012, 18:34

aeric90 wrote:One ex of mine who was much smaller than me told me once that it was okay to get rough with him. I then tossed him on the bed, which he them bounced off of and slammed into the wall :X


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On topic, I once nearly threw my back out attempting to pick up a partner. I'd done it before with a shorter person, but I hadn't accounted for the fact that difference in height makes for a larger difference in mass.

Come to think of it, that same day I also learned that I am far to bony to have sex on a wood floor. All the weight, directly on the inner thigh tendons. Wasn't pleasant.

Last one: I have a history of accidentally hitting ladies in the nose. I three of the four times it's happened because they didn't listen to me when I said "tickling my feet is a bad idea" (knee jerk into face). The fourth was from a surprise piggy back.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Lord Hosk » 19 May 2012, 18:43

(So I just finished with my hundredth shower after reading this thread I think I can post here now)

So I just read the list, and those aren't terrible injuries. "I had such rough sex that I burst a blood vessel in my eye" Seriously? I have done that running

"swallowed condom" "Incorrect lubrication" Those aren't injuries.

"sports and sex" his girlfriend demanded sex 7-10 times in a week and he pulled a muscle. Thats not a bad injury, and really a sports star who doesn't know to stretch before strenuous activity, its his own fault.

That was a crummy list, only two of them were really injuries and those aren't that bad. just mildly amusing.


An ex of mine was giving me a blowjob on her college dorm bed, fell off broke her arm but didn't want to go to the hospital until we had sex, cause her roommate was never gone and when would we get another chance. We went to the hospital without having sex.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby goat » 19 May 2012, 19:48

Lord Hosk wrote:An ex of mine was giving me a blowjob on her college dorm bed, fell off broke her arm but didn't want to go to the hospital until we had sex, cause her roommate was never gone and when would we get another chance. We went to the hospital without having sex.


I.... might have been down for that, depending on how bad the break was and how persistent she was. First thought, obviously, go to the hospital, but if I was really pressed... I might've gone for it.

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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Master Gunner » 19 May 2012, 21:35

Unless you are a person of...eccentric tastes, I would think it is far more difficult in person to "get busy" with someone when you just broke their arm than you imagine. Screams of pain are not quite the same as screams of pleasure.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Duckay » 19 May 2012, 21:50

Avistew wrote:My boyfriend is 6'6" and a big guy. He told me he's learned not to believe women who tell him he can get rough with him, they don't know what they're saying.


I have a friend of comparable size, and he's told me much the same. Having wrestled with him a little in a non-sexual way, I can believe him easily.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Mowinckel » 20 May 2012, 05:42

Master Gunner wrote:Unless you are a person of...eccentric tastes, I would think it is far more difficult in person to "get busy" with someone when you just broke their arm than you imagine. Screams of pain are not quite the same as screams of pleasure.



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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby goat » 20 May 2012, 07:24

Master Gunner wrote:Unless you are a person of...eccentric tastes, I would think it is far more difficult in person to "get busy" with someone when you just broke their arm than you imagine. Screams of pain are not quite the same as screams of pleasure.


Oh definitely, I'm just saying that if she appeared totally fine in terms of pain and wasn't bleeding, I might've gone for it. Particularly if she was insistent on "going the distance".

Some breaks are worse than others, is my point. Based on the details presented, I may have gone for a little P in V before IV.

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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Yoshi_Gal » 23 May 2012, 03:37

My latest sexual escapade was rather pleasantly painful.

Most of the redness/swelling/bruising has gone down by now, its been few days. The area between my shoulders and neck is covered in deep red hickeys and bite marks. There is bruising and bite marks on the inside of my thigh. My back still feels slightly like its had barbed wire dragged down it. And there are a few pale bite marks on my torso.

It was the most incredible, intense sex I've ever had.


And a few weeks ago I was with a different guy who made me come twice just from biting /kissing/licking my neck and shoulders. I think it might be the braces. I like the feel of the metal on my skin I guess?! And he never leaves a mark, which is quite impressive.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby LogicSword » 23 May 2012, 03:55

So, I found out about demisexuality today, which is described as:

A demisexual is a person who does not experience sexual attraction unless they form a strong emotional connection with someone.

Which has made me significantly less confused about things. Until I met my girlfriend I would have, and did, describe myself as asexual. Then I started going out with her (she was my best friend before), which just confused me.

It also explains why I've never masturbated/watched porn.

So, yeah, slightly less confused about myself now :D

(sorry, wasn't really sure where to put this, but here seemed appropriate)
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Avistew » 23 May 2012, 05:39

Yes, it seems appropriate to talk about sexual orientation in the sex thread. I'm glad some of your confusion vanished. I would suggest checking out AVEN if you want to talk to other demis/gray As, which might help you feel less alone. If you do feel alone, which you might not.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby JustAName » 23 May 2012, 07:29

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