The Sex Thread
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The Sex Thread
Just because it's surprising we don't have one, and the topic comes up frequently in the relationship threads, here's a dedicated thread for all sex and sex-related discussion, innuendos, entendres, puns, copypasta, or whatever else you can think of.
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This is so not gonna clear up the relationship thread. Won't keep Matt out either.
Especially not considering how good he was at coming up with bad things to shout during sex. Disturbingly good...
Especially not considering how good he was at coming up with bad things to shout during sex. Disturbingly good...
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In before lock.
Often outnumbered, never outpunned.
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I suppose it was really only a matter of time!
Here's a question to get people started off... do you consider oral sex to be sex?
Here's a question to get people started off... do you consider oral sex to be sex?
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Who said anything about keeping Matt out? We can just continue that here.
UNSKIPPABLE!
EDIT: I consider oral sex to be sex. Not the same kind of sex as penetrative sex, of course, but still definitely under the category of "sex".
UNSKIPPABLE!
EDIT: I consider oral sex to be sex. Not the same kind of sex as penetrative sex, of course, but still definitely under the category of "sex".
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Master Gunner wrote:Who said anything about keeping Matt out?
Didn't really want to. In any sense of the word.
Hey, it's the sex thread. I feel that my pervyness is completely justified. Now quick... make loads of posts before he discoveres this thread.
Oral sex: I suppose it is... but at the same time, it's not as if you can lose your virginity because you've had oral. Or given it. It's not penetrative, like Gunner said.
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Digital Dolphin wrote:I suppose it was really only a matter of time!
Here's a question to get people started off... do you consider oral sex to be sex?
In terms of virginity? No, but I don't have any particularly well reasoned argument for why.
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Ah crap... he got here quick.
I mean... Hey, Matt! No creepy posts here. Nope.
I mean... Hey, Matt! No creepy posts here. Nope.
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I am eternal. Everywhere yet nowhere. I see all and hear all. I am the alpha and the omega. The Beginning and the end.
There is nowhere for you to hide on these boards.
Except the forum games threads. Fuck those nerds.
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There is nowhere for you to hide on these boards.
Except the forum games threads. Fuck those nerds.
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Oral sex is sex, hence the name, but virginity refers specifically to penetrative sex as far as I'm concerned.
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Note: in Ireland 'ye' is used as the plural of 'you'. It rather neatly avoids confusion online.
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"Your accent is...ubiquitous."
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Ayailla was going to make a post about how when Matt was trying to figure out what eat for lunch earlier it should have been her.
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Ayailla wrote: Now quick... make loads of posts before he discoveres this thread.
*chortle*
As far as oral sex goes... what is "is"
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<shudder>
Often outnumbered, never outpunned.
Note: in Ireland 'ye' is used as the plural of 'you'. It rather neatly avoids confusion online.
"Your accent is...ubiquitous."
-Graham Stark
Note: in Ireland 'ye' is used as the plural of 'you'. It rather neatly avoids confusion online.
"Your accent is...ubiquitous."
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I know somewhere you're not. Mind you... that place isn't in the boards.
And watch it... I made one of those games.
And watch it... I made one of those games.
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Tree-Vor wrote:Ayailla was going to make a post about how when Matt was trying to figure out what eat for lunch earlier it should have been her.
I was so not!!! And nice one, dragging Twitter into here, kicking and screaming.
Not sure whether to replace my existing suit fetish quote with this one, though.
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You think Matt cares?
He's a maverick mod that doesn't play by the rules. But dammit he gets RESULTS!
He's a maverick mod that doesn't play by the rules. But dammit he gets RESULTS!
Often outnumbered, never outpunned.
Note: in Ireland 'ye' is used as the plural of 'you'. It rather neatly avoids confusion online.
"Your accent is...ubiquitous."
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You just get all the ladies, don't you? By the hair, mostly. Unwillingly.
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You do know it's less work just to slip a roofie in their drink right?
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Matt wrote:You do know it's less work just to slip a roofie in their drink right?
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But who doesn't love a challenge
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Matt wrote:Digital Dolphin wrote:I suppose it was really only a matter of time!
Here's a question to get people started off... do you consider oral sex to be sex?
In terms of virginity? No, but I don't have any particularly well reasoned argument for why.
-m
Historically I don't think it would have being considered "sex", especially in terms of virginity, because it carries no chance of childbirth (except for that one case where a girl was stabbed after giving head, which provided a path for the sperm out of the stomach where they managed to fertilize an egg). In modern terms though, it would only be considered not-sex because of that historical tradition, which is the only reason virginity is anything of a deal today anyways.
These days, "virginity" is merely the line between having "no" experience with sex (with another person) and having "at least one" experience. If you have gone down on someone, then I don't think you can argue that you completely lack sexual experience with another person.
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Of you getting all the ladies? Not sure I'd be jealous of that.
Oh Matt, you're so romantic. XD
Matt wrote:You do know it's less work just to slip a roofie in their drink right?
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Oh Matt, you're so romantic. XD
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