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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Theremin » 09 Aug 2011, 12:25

Izzat by choice, or...?
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Elomin Sha » 09 Aug 2011, 12:29

Theremin wrote:Izzat by choice, or...?

50% choice. 50% No one likes me.

There is a 50% chance of errors in these statistics.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby the_lone_bard » 09 Aug 2011, 12:29

Well, you lot have me beat. I'm only 19 years. Though seeing as i only turned 19 a month ago...
As for choice, 100% not choice. I couldn't afford to fly across the country to be with the girl i love, and now i've missed my chance. I havn't come close to caring about anyone else, other than the two who ar elike sisters to me... But i care about them in a totally different way!
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Elomin Sha » 09 Aug 2011, 12:32

the_lone_bard wrote:Well, you lot have me beat. I'm only 19 years. Though seeing as i only turned 19 a month ago...
As for choice, 100% not choice. I couldn't afford to fly across the country to be with the girl i love, and now i've missed my chance. I havn't come close to caring about anyone else, other than the two who ar elike sisters to me... But i care about them in a totally different way!


Have you considered rape?
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 09 Aug 2011, 12:33

4-5 months, but it's not really so much the length of the absence as the absence, period, that's the issue at hand I think.

Therefore, LRRgy at the next PAX? :P
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby the_lone_bard » 09 Aug 2011, 12:36

Elomin Sha wrote:Have you considered rape?



...Bad joke considering the subject material.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby JustAName » 09 Aug 2011, 12:36

I'm sharing a room with Fiend and 2stepz. I'm already going to be staying out as much as goddamn possible XD
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Elomin Sha » 09 Aug 2011, 12:39

the_lone_bard wrote:
Elomin Sha wrote:Have you considered rape?



...Bad joke considering the subject material.


That was the idea. I'm just in a bad joke mood tonight for some reason. Yould should see the one in Hunger Games thread.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby the_lone_bard » 09 Aug 2011, 12:43

Elomin Sha wrote:That was the idea. I'm just in a bad joke mood tonight for some reason. Yould should see the one in Hunger Games thread.



It's ok man, normally i'm all for bad jokes... But not about that.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby aeric90 » 09 Aug 2011, 12:45

To quote Paul and Storm:

P&S: "What's you favorite crime?"
Crowd: "ARRRR-Son!"
P&S: "Which one of you said ARRRR-ape? That be not funny. Nay means nay."
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Theremin » 09 Aug 2011, 12:50

Fayili wrote:I'm sharing a room with Fiend and 2stepz. I'm already going to be staying out as much as goddamn possible XD

Wha, I, when did this happen?
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Elomin Sha » 09 Aug 2011, 12:51

the_lone_bard wrote:
Elomin Sha wrote:That was the idea. I'm just in a bad joke mood tonight for some reason. Yould should see the one in Hunger Games thread.



It's ok man, normally i'm all for bad jokes... But not about that.


Then you'll hate that episode of The Whatever Thing about turning rape into a commercially viable product.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby the_lone_bard » 09 Aug 2011, 12:55

Not really, just as long as it stays 100ft away from any mention of bee i'm likely going to laugh my ass off.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby JustAName » 09 Aug 2011, 12:59

Theremin wrote:
Fayili wrote:I'm sharing a room with Fiend and 2stepz. I'm already going to be staying out as much as goddamn possible XD

Wha, I, when did this happen?


For PAX, that is? I realize that was unclear.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby madrak_the_red » 09 Aug 2011, 13:00

the_lone_bard wrote:Not really, just as long as it stays 100ft away from any mention of bee i'm likely going to laugh my ass off.


I know what you mean man, bee rape is wrong
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby the_lone_bard » 09 Aug 2011, 13:02

madrak_the_red wrote:
the_lone_bard wrote:Not really, just as long as it stays 100ft away from any mention of bee i'm likely going to laugh my ass off.


I know what you mean man, bee rape is wrong


-_-

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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby madrak_the_red » 09 Aug 2011, 13:08

This is what happens when you misspell. It's like a lawless land of grammar nazis up in this bitch. :P
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Theremin » 09 Aug 2011, 13:09

Fayili wrote:
Theremin wrote:
Fayili wrote:I'm sharing a room with Fiend and 2stepz. I'm already going to be staying out as much as goddamn possible XD

Wha, I, when did this happen?


For PAX, that is? I realize that was unclear.

Oh, right.

I thought you'd all moved into one big house, sitcom-style.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Keab42 » 09 Aug 2011, 13:15

I think that is on the cards. The LRR Ranch I believe...
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Master Gunner » 09 Aug 2011, 13:18

As soon as one of us wins the lottery.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby WBAGNR » 09 Aug 2011, 13:22

Not having any, but university is coming around, so that may change.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby JustAName » 09 Aug 2011, 13:23

Re: The LRR Ranch: Indeed
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby madrak_the_red » 09 Aug 2011, 13:53

It'll be like one of those scary communes. Except ours will be awesome, and much less likely to get stormed by police

Edit: okay, at least 25% less likely to get stormed by police. Maybe 15%.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby 2stepz » 09 Aug 2011, 13:54

@Fayili - I promise, we're not that bad. Realize, we are 10+ years older than you young things. ;)

Also - Re: LRR Ranch a.k.a. El Rancho Shenanigasm - remember, no sex in the ball pit!
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby goat » 09 Aug 2011, 14:10

2stepz wrote:@Fayili - I promise, we're not that bad. Realize, we are 10+ years older than you young things. ;)

Also - Re: LRR Ranch a.k.a. El Rancho Shenanigasm - remember, no sex in the ball pit!


Unless you are referring to your genitalia, then yes please all the sex in the world to the "ball pit".

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