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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Ayailla » 11 Mar 2010, 17:13

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Would you like us to film it for you?


You're a sick, sick man.

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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Tree-Vor » 11 Mar 2010, 17:15

Ayailla wrote:
Tree-Vor wrote:
Would you like us to film it for you?


You're a sick, sick man.

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I'm just saying what you're thinking
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Jillers » 11 Mar 2010, 17:16

2stepz wrote:... sense when does penetration have ANYThing to do with a hymen? So... you're saying its only penetrative sex if the chick has a physically intact hymen? If so... I never have and never will experience penetration.


Nah, I was being glib. Mostly, in MY mind, the difference is between pushing open a hole and the hole already being open. IE: To me, Anal sex is also penetrative sex.

However, sex, in regards to one's virginity I think is dependant on sexual orientation, and involves the down there bits.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby I X » 11 Mar 2010, 17:17

<stage whisper while pointing>

The down there bits...

Imagined that as I read your post. Big smile on my face. :D :D
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Ayailla » 11 Mar 2010, 17:18

Tree-Vor wrote:I'm just saying what you're thinking


Banned for thinking you know what I am thinking.
Wait... wrong thread.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Master Gunner » 11 Mar 2010, 17:20

Yeah, this is MY thread Ayailla. No banning here. Unless we push Matt over the edge, anyways.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Ayailla » 11 Mar 2010, 17:21

Good point. That might happen. Should I turn down the pervyness? Or should I turn it up?

I could always go ahead and describe that dream...

Speaking of pervyness... where's Theremin?
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Tree-Vor » 11 Mar 2010, 17:22

The whole sex not sex thing is just a big can of worms. Vaginal penetration through sexual act is undeniably sex, however the rest is up to interpretation and arguing one way or the other achieves nothing.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Tree-Vor » 11 Mar 2010, 17:23

Ayailla wrote:Good point. That might happen. Should I turn down the pervyness? Or should I turn it up?

I could always go ahead and describe that dream...

Speaking of pervyness... where's Theremin?

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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Ayailla » 11 Mar 2010, 17:23

Wouldn't shock me at all. Probably sharing the binoculars with Morgan if Matt's descriptions are anything to go by.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby 2stepz » 11 Mar 2010, 17:24

make a grilled cheese sanwich and put it on the window sill... the poor boy is cold and hungry.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Tree-Vor » 11 Mar 2010, 17:25

Ayailla wrote:Wouldn't shock me at all. Probably sharing the binoculars with Morgan if Matt's descriptions are anything to go by.

No I think he's holding them for Morgan so he can have his hands free.
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Re: The Sex Thread

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The dream! Amaze us all!
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Tree-Vor » 11 Mar 2010, 17:26

2stepz wrote:make a grilled cheese sanwich and put it on the window sill... the poor boy is cold and hungry.

Now I'm hungry
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Ayailla » 11 Mar 2010, 17:26

Let's hope Morgan doesn't moderate this forum. It's bad enough Matt sees my pervyness.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Tree-Vor » 11 Mar 2010, 17:26

Ayailla wrote:Let's hope Morgan doesn't moderate this forum. It's bad enough Matt sees my pervyness.


It'll just make Morgan get excited.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Ayailla » 11 Mar 2010, 17:27

PROGRAM_IX wrote:The dream! Amaze us all!


It wasn't amazing or even particularly interesting, but I would feel weird sharing. Haha.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby TomBrend » 11 Mar 2010, 17:28

Ooh ooh a sex thread, this will clear a lot of things up.

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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Arius » 11 Mar 2010, 17:28

...

A nipple shaped stain could make Morgan excited.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Tree-Vor » 11 Mar 2010, 17:28

Arius wrote:...

A nipple shaped stain could make Morgan excited.


Good point
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Master Gunner » 11 Mar 2010, 17:29

I'm pretty sure Morgan has moderator powers, but he doesn't read the board regularly. The last time he logged in was February 22nd.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby 2stepz » 11 Mar 2010, 17:31

Master Gunner wrote:I'm pretty sure Morgan has moderator powers, but he doesn't read the board regularly. The last time he logged in was February 22nd.


True, but I can see him logging on JUST for this thread.
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Tree-Vor » 11 Mar 2010, 17:32

2stepz wrote:
Master Gunner wrote:I'm pretty sure Morgan has moderator powers, but he doesn't read the board regularly. The last time he logged in was February 22nd.


True, but I can see him logging on JUST for this thread.

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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby Master Gunner » 11 Mar 2010, 17:32

Hmmm, indeed....
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Re: The Sex Thread

Postby 2stepz » 11 Mar 2010, 17:32

when does morgan ever get on a computer with pants on??

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