The Sex Thread

[madrak_the_red]

http://womenfighters.tumblr.com/

Hey, female knights that actually make sense!

Alright, character art for my D&D characters!

[Danzama]

Do flavoured condoms just taste like latex?

[Elomin Sha]

I'm guessing humiliation and self-loathing ie (being Scottish).*





*Mental note, never go north of the border.

[Duckay]

In my experience, they taste like latex with a hint of fake strawberry. Which some people might find to be an improvement over just latex, but not me.

Or, could just be that I use lousy flavored condoms. Maybe other brands are nicer.

[Elomin Sha]

If you're worried about taste, try and hook up a Glad Plug-in. A new fragrance every 30 seconds.

[Danzama]

Glade*

[Duckay]

So, if the Glade plug-in introduces pleAsant new fragrances, does the Glad plug-in just make you both really happy?

[theDreamer]

I'd think the Glad Plug-In was a virus that disguises itself as something you need if for your science courses, but slowly takes over you're computer's main systems, until eventually it replaces Windows so that it can force you to do dangerous acts in the name of science.

[goat]

Glade Butt Plug-ins: turn farts to rainbows!

[Fezzul]

At least if people farted rainbows, it would be obvious who did it... and it would make lifts and toilets more colourful places.

[Yoshi_Gal]

"Glade Butt Plug-in.

The welcoming scent of home.

In your butt. "

(woman smiles pleasantly as scent swirls escape from her butt)

[TheRocket]

Glade Butt Plug-ins: turn farts to rainbows!

I have been working at the computer for almost 12 hours straight.

This made me laugh. So hard. With the visualization that someone lets one rip at the office. It comes out orange and a coworker walks by taking a big whiff, nods and says "mmmm peaches".

I think I need sleep.

[Elomin Sha]

It comes out orange and a coworker walks by taking a big whiff, nods and says "mmmm peaches".

I think I need sleep.

And for men? Plums?

[TomBrend]

This probably doesn't go here... but today there was a topless photo shoot on the beach in front of the house we're renting in Hawaii. It's a public beach, but fairly difficult to get to. I was quite surprised.

[goat]

Well, if there's no one around, no harm, no foul, right?

[TomBrend]

It was strange. If I was single-er and wouldn't have felt super creepy doing it I would have walked over and tried to chat with the photographer.

[Elomin Sha]

*Elomin walks over to photographer*
What are those bits bouncing around on their bodies?
....
*Elomin passes out*

[OMGItsSarah]

Oh, guys. I got my navel pierced. That's sexy, right?

[Master Gunner]

Not particularly, to me. But it's hardly my opinion that matters, isn't it?

[OMGItsSarah]

True enough. =D

[Elomin Sha]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. That's one thing, of many, that I dislike.

[OMGItsSarah]

You dislike everything, sillypants.

[Elomin Sha]

That's part of my charm, stop screwing it up.

[Master Gunner]

What if your beloved Jana got a belly piercing, Mr. Sha?

[Lyinginbedmon]

Perhaps bizarrely I dislike punching holes into myself to stick chunks of metal through, but I fully support the development of mechanical augmentation. Guess it's a form vs function thing for me.