PROOF that manliness is in direct proportion to largliness
PROOF that manliness is in direct proportion to largliness
I thought I would share this with the group, apparently the manlier you get, the closer you get to becoming a super wizard.
The hardest part of being me? The mustache.
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Evidently the whiter you are too............
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That's a good point, I've only ever seen white people with super wizard beards.
The hardest part of being me? The mustache.
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Not super-wizard but at least Grandpa.
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And in a subsequent picture it was shown he was wearing a watch.
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The high level of ambient magic bleaches the pigments out of the epic hairs.
It does also explain ZZ Top's appeal; we're being ensorcelled.
But again, I fall back on my idol, George Carlin:
...So be fair with your hair; show it you care,
Wear it to there, or to there, or to there, if you dare!
(Now that I've shared with you this affair of the hair,
I think I'll repair to my lair and use Nair; do you care?)
No way will I give peace a chance. Not after how it left the place last time.
It does also explain ZZ Top's appeal; we're being ensorcelled.
But again, I fall back on my idol, George Carlin:
...So be fair with your hair; show it you care,
Wear it to there, or to there, or to there, if you dare!
(Now that I've shared with you this affair of the hair,
I think I'll repair to my lair and use Nair; do you care?)
No way will I give peace a chance. Not after how it left the place last time.
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empath wrote:It does also explain ZZ Top's appeal; we're being ensorcelled.
Not really got much to add at this point. I would just like to say that ensorcelled is an awesome word. I hadn't heard it before but now its a permanent hot spot in my vocabulary.
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It is my dream to someday have a beard such as that.
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The anomaly in that graph would be the "boyband" level of facial fuzz, which would, according to this data, place them between Mongolian warlord and sea-captain.
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That's because boybands are hairy sea-man.
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Ah. Nicely played, sir.
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To be fair I find most boy bands to be rocking the current trendy stubble. Which isn't even RATED in this graph.
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Trendy stubble?
Like, Jer-stubble?
Wait, what boybands?
Like, Jer-stubble?
Wait, what boybands?
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Trendy stubble is the exact concept I'm describing. I dunno, Take That, East 17. Even as I name them I realise these are wholly English subjects.
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What about the Soul Patch? The snow-boarder beard? They're fairly boybandy
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For some reason I keep thinking of that guy from N*Sync. AJ, was it?
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Yes true the odd boy band member had the goatee which is also not really covered in the graph!
It was to capture that highly elusive beard loving crowd without ruining the aesthetic of the "band", I believe. By the way I would like you to picture my avatar making the HUGEST finger quotes ever when I type the word band regarding these people.
It was to capture that highly elusive beard loving crowd without ruining the aesthetic of the "band", I believe. By the way I would like you to picture my avatar making the HUGEST finger quotes ever when I type the word band regarding these people.
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I believe the correct term for boy bands is 'group'.
Like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4nqXL0T6GE
Like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4nqXL0T6GE
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What about Busted? They had no facial hair but they had some very largely eyebrows.
And sung about triple breasted naked women.
And sung about triple breasted naked women.
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Pfft. I used to believe in Busted. I had hope in my heart when they discussed their love of air hostesses and crashing another persons wedding day.
Then Charlie ruined it. The hole in my soul has yet to recover.
Then Charlie ruined it. The hole in my soul has yet to recover.
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I'm sporting something between a sea captain, and a grandpa, which I'm thinking is a whaler.
Time flies when I launch grandfather clocks from my trebuchet.
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I know. Bastards. It's just not the same any more. They took two whole years of my young life, and that's time I'm never going to get back, those are scars that won't ever fade. And don't even talk to me about Mc Fly.
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Ohh McFly. I still love those guys. None of them with stubble however. Maybe the audience has just grown to prefer the non-male look.
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Weird thing, McFly are now bigger and older than Busted were.
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A wizard/super wizard is not manlier than a sea captain.
Or Tom Selleck, for that matter.
Or Tom Selleck, for that matter.
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