PROOF that manliness is in direct proportion to largliness

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PROOF that manliness is in direct proportion to largliness

Postby Jangles » 13 Mar 2010, 14:58

I thought I would share this with the group, apparently the manlier you get, the closer you get to becoming a super wizard.

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Re: PROOF that manliness is in direct proportion to largliness

Postby Master Gunner » 13 Mar 2010, 15:00

Evidently the whiter you are too............
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Re: PROOF that manliness is in direct proportion to largliness

Postby Jangles » 13 Mar 2010, 15:05

That's a good point, I've only ever seen white people with super wizard beards.
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Re: PROOF that manliness is in direct proportion to largliness

Postby Re'ozul » 13 Mar 2010, 15:12

Not super-wizard but at least Grandpa.

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Postby Theremin » 13 Mar 2010, 15:14

And in a subsequent picture it was shown he was wearing a watch.
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Re: PROOF that manliness is in direct proportion to largliness

Postby empath » 13 Mar 2010, 15:18

The high level of ambient magic bleaches the pigments out of the epic hairs.

It does also explain ZZ Top's appeal; we're being ensorcelled. ;)


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Postby Machalllewis » 13 Mar 2010, 15:21

empath wrote:It does also explain ZZ Top's appeal; we're being ensorcelled. ;)


Not really got much to add at this point. I would just like to say that ensorcelled is an awesome word. I hadn't heard it before but now its a permanent hot spot in my vocabulary.
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Re: PROOF that manliness is in direct proportion to largliness

Postby DRog » 13 Mar 2010, 15:23

It is my dream to someday have a beard such as that.
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Postby Mad Madam Mimm » 13 Mar 2010, 15:38

The anomaly in that graph would be the "boyband" level of facial fuzz, which would, according to this data, place them between Mongolian warlord and sea-captain.
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Postby Vigafre » 13 Mar 2010, 15:40

That's because boybands are hairy sea-man.
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Postby Mad Madam Mimm » 13 Mar 2010, 15:42

Ah. Nicely played, sir.
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Postby Machalllewis » 13 Mar 2010, 15:45

To be fair I find most boy bands to be rocking the current trendy stubble. Which isn't even RATED in this graph.
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Postby Vigafre » 13 Mar 2010, 15:47

Trendy stubble?

Like, Jer-stubble?

Wait, what boybands?
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Postby Machalllewis » 13 Mar 2010, 15:50

Trendy stubble is the exact concept I'm describing. I dunno, Take That, East 17. Even as I name them I realise these are wholly English subjects.
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Postby Mad Madam Mimm » 13 Mar 2010, 15:52

What about the Soul Patch? The snow-boarder beard? They're fairly boybandy
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Postby Vigafre » 13 Mar 2010, 15:53

For some reason I keep thinking of that guy from N*Sync. AJ, was it?
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Postby Machalllewis » 13 Mar 2010, 15:57

Yes true the odd boy band member had the goatee which is also not really covered in the graph!

It was to capture that highly elusive beard loving crowd without ruining the aesthetic of the "band", I believe. By the way I would like you to picture my avatar making the HUGEST finger quotes ever when I type the word band regarding these people.
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Re: PROOF that manliness is in direct proportion to largliness

Postby Theremin » 13 Mar 2010, 16:00

I believe the correct term for boy bands is 'group'.

Like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4nqXL0T6GE
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Postby Mad Madam Mimm » 13 Mar 2010, 16:01

What about Busted? They had no facial hair but they had some very largely eyebrows.

And sung about triple breasted naked women.
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Postby Machalllewis » 13 Mar 2010, 16:06

Pfft. I used to believe in Busted. I had hope in my heart when they discussed their love of air hostesses and crashing another persons wedding day.

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Postby epocalypse » 13 Mar 2010, 16:08

I'm sporting something between a sea captain, and a grandpa, which I'm thinking is a whaler.
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Postby Mad Madam Mimm » 13 Mar 2010, 16:08

I know. Bastards. It's just not the same any more. They took two whole years of my young life, and that's time I'm never going to get back, those are scars that won't ever fade. And don't even talk to me about Mc Fly.
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Postby Machalllewis » 13 Mar 2010, 16:12

Ohh McFly. I still love those guys. None of them with stubble however. Maybe the audience has just grown to prefer the non-male look.
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Postby Theremin » 13 Mar 2010, 16:13

Weird thing, McFly are now bigger and older than Busted were.
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Re: PROOF that manliness is in direct proportion to largliness

Postby Nevrmore » 13 Mar 2010, 16:14

A wizard/super wizard is not manlier than a sea captain.

Or Tom Selleck, for that matter.

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