Bad Translator
- Master Gunner
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Some translations of "He had found a Nutri-Matic machine which had provided him with a plastic cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea." :
"Point is almost certain that the plastic cup of liquid foreign Accounting"
"Trouble that the plastic cup liquid, which is almost but not completely, should be clearly defined, and eat Matic machine."
"It was found that the liquid plastic cup, which is almost but not quite, should be clearly defined, and eat some Matic machine."
"Bookworm" becomes "Pla"....somehow. "Nerd" quickly becomes "Stupid", but ends up at "Silly".
"Point is almost certain that the plastic cup of liquid foreign Accounting"
"Trouble that the plastic cup liquid, which is almost but not completely, should be clearly defined, and eat Matic machine."
"It was found that the liquid plastic cup, which is almost but not quite, should be clearly defined, and eat some Matic machine."
"Bookworm" becomes "Pla"....somehow. "Nerd" quickly becomes "Stupid", but ends up at "Silly".
Twitter | Click here to join the Desert Bus Community Chat.TheRocket wrote:Apparently the crotch area could not contain the badonkadonk area.
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This one fits too good:
Original text:
"DO A SEXY DANCE"
...54 translations later we get:
"Sexy dance"
HA!
"Why So Serious?" = "Seriously, why?"
Original text:
"DO A SEXY DANCE"
...54 translations later we get:
"Sexy dance"
HA!
"Why So Serious?" = "Seriously, why?"
Never underestimate the power of Human Stupidity. For if you do know this, while your patience may be limited, their idiocy know no bounds.
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"For the Horde!"
...54 translations later we get:
"And much in March"
Even World of Warcraft cannot escape. This gives me an idea.
"World of Warcraft"
...54 translations later we get:
"Mitsubishi."
Wait... what?
...54 translations later we get:
"And much in March"
Even World of Warcraft cannot escape. This gives me an idea.
"World of Warcraft"
...54 translations later we get:
"Mitsubishi."
Wait... what?
*If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad.* - Lord Byron
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I don't want to spoil the experience of discovery for anyone so I'll just tell you to enter "Sex!" with the maximum number of translations.
Arius wrote:People were just so awestruck by your awesomeness that they became catatonic.
ThrashJazzAssassin wrote:BURN HIM! BURN THE HERETIC! DEATH TO ALL WHO SCORN THE AWESOMENESS OF EVIL JIM!
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Evil Jim wrote:I don't want to spoil the experience of discovery for anyone so I'll just tell you to enter "Sex!" with the maximum number of translations.
Holy crap! That is Awesome.
Never underestimate the power of Human Stupidity. For if you do know this, while your patience may be limited, their idiocy know no bounds.
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Wow, LRRd bless Macedonian.
Twitter | Click here to join the Desert Bus Community Chat.TheRocket wrote:Apparently the crotch area could not contain the badonkadonk area.
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Torn strait out of Dune with the following results:
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
...54 translations later we get:
"Without fear of crime and terrorism. People on low Incomes tend to fear the fear of death, fear of Losing everything "here."
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"Pain!"
...54 translations later we get:
"Damn it!"
...54 translations later we get:
"Damn it!"
“So, what you’re saying is that you have a problem that is totally your problem, but you’d like to find a way to make that problem my problem. But here’s the problem, it’s not my problem.”
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Hmm.
"Narf!"
...54 translations later we get:
"The combination of Windows Operating System!"
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Devious Pinky, devious. What about you Brain?
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"The same thing we do every night: try to take over the world!"
...54 translations later we get:
"To save the world every day!"
"Narf!"
...54 translations later we get:
"The combination of Windows Operating System!"
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Devious Pinky, devious. What about you Brain?
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"The same thing we do every night: try to take over the world!"
...54 translations later we get:
"To save the world every day!"
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I got rejected by the translator!
Original text:
"WIll you marry me?"
...54 translations later we get:
"I am married."
Well now we know. Bad translator is taken
Original text:
"WIll you marry me?"
...54 translations later we get:
"I am married."
Well now we know. Bad translator is taken
“So, what you’re saying is that you have a problem that is totally your problem, but you’d like to find a way to make that problem my problem. But here’s the problem, it’s not my problem.”
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A conversation with bad translator. All repsonses are at max translations.
Me: How are you doing tonight?
BT: What do you think?
ME: What's with the attitude?
BT: That
ME: My shirt?
BT: All garments are Knitted
Me: I don't see how that's a bad thing.
BT: He said
Me: Why do you listen to that guy?
BT: Listen to what
Me: If that's the way it's gonna be, I'm leaving.
BT: If you leave your home.
ME: I don't live here anymore!
BT: I am here
ME: Whatever. Goodbye
BT: Hey, what's the difference.
ME: BT, you one bad mother--
Interbuttz: SHUT YO MOUTH
ME: I'm just talking about BT.
Me: How are you doing tonight?
BT: What do you think?
ME: What's with the attitude?
BT: That
ME: My shirt?
BT: All garments are Knitted
Me: I don't see how that's a bad thing.
BT: He said
Me: Why do you listen to that guy?
BT: Listen to what
Me: If that's the way it's gonna be, I'm leaving.
BT: If you leave your home.
ME: I don't live here anymore!
BT: I am here
ME: Whatever. Goodbye
BT: Hey, what's the difference.
ME: BT, you one bad mother--
Interbuttz: SHUT YO MOUTH
ME: I'm just talking about BT.
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Holy shit that was insane!Evil Jim wrote:I don't want to spoil the experience of discovery for anyone so I'll just tell you to enter "Sex!" with the maximum number of translations.
The answer to everything is always tubes.
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Hottie:"OMFG UR SEW IN TOUCH WITH FEELINGS. I WANT UR PENIS IN ME NOW"
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An odd thing is, it almost but not quite works the other way around.
Arius wrote:People were just so awestruck by your awesomeness that they became catatonic.
ThrashJazzAssassin wrote:BURN HIM! BURN THE HERETIC! DEATH TO ALL WHO SCORN THE AWESOMENESS OF EVIL JIM!
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Evil Jim wrote:I don't want to spoil the experience of discovery for anyone so I'll just tell you to enter "Sex!" with the maximum number of translations.
....Fucking. Brilliant.
Evil Jim just /threaded, right there. I love how Pablo! appears halfway through the Paul's.
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"Graham Stark"
...54 translations later we get:
"Gram released"
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"Paul Saunders"
...54 translations later we get:
"Porusandasu."
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"Kathleen De Vere"
...54 translations later we get:
"Kaiselinla year"
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"Jeremy Petter"
...54 translations later we get:
"He Van the 杰里 America."
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"James Turner"
...54 translations later we get:
"James Turner."
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"Matt Wiggins"
...54 translations later we get:
"Takeshi 马特 cotton."
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"Tim Sevenhuysen"
...54 translations later we get:
"Sevenhoysen Tim."
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"Morgan vanHumbeck"
...54 translations later we get:
"Morgan vanhumbekk."
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"Bill Watt"
...54 translations later we get:
"White"
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"Tally Heilke"
...54 translations later we get:
"Struktural analysis."
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"Alex Steacy"
...54 translations later we get:
"Steasi Alec."
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"Raymond Steacy"
...54 translations later we get:
"Steasi Raymond."
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"Ben Wilkinson"
...54 translations later we get:
"Wilkinson."
...54 translations later we get:
"Gram released"
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"Paul Saunders"
...54 translations later we get:
"Porusandasu."
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"Kathleen De Vere"
...54 translations later we get:
"Kaiselinla year"
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"Jeremy Petter"
...54 translations later we get:
"He Van the 杰里 America."
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"James Turner"
...54 translations later we get:
"James Turner."
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"Matt Wiggins"
...54 translations later we get:
"Takeshi 马特 cotton."
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"Tim Sevenhuysen"
...54 translations later we get:
"Sevenhoysen Tim."
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"Morgan vanHumbeck"
...54 translations later we get:
"Morgan vanhumbekk."
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"Bill Watt"
...54 translations later we get:
"White"
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"Tally Heilke"
...54 translations later we get:
"Struktural analysis."
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"Alex Steacy"
...54 translations later we get:
"Steasi Alec."
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"Raymond Steacy"
...54 translations later we get:
"Steasi Raymond."
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"Ben Wilkinson"
...54 translations later we get:
"Wilkinson."
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Brilliant, WBAGNR! Not sure whether Tally, Jer or Matt ended up with the weirdest translation there. And I think Paul needs to go by the name Porusandasu from now on.
Macedonian is now officially the greatest language the world has ever seen. I shall start learning it forthwith.
Evil Jim wrote:I don't want to spoil the experience of discovery for anyone so I'll just tell you to enter "Sex!" with the maximum number of translations.
Macedonian is now officially the greatest language the world has ever seen. I shall start learning it forthwith.
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WBAGNR wrote:"Jeremy Petter"
...54 translations later we get:
"He Van the 杰里 America."
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"Matt Wiggins"
...54 translations later we get:
"Takeshi 马特 cotton."
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"Bill Watt"
...54 translations later we get:
"White"
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"Tally Heilke"
...54 translations later we get:
"Struktural analysis."
Okay, those 4 definitely got a cackle out of me. Who'da thunk Bill was white?
Jeremy Petter is... HE-VAN!.. I wish I could 杰里 America..
Also.. World of Warcraft = Mitsubishi? OF COURSE.
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Talking of "Bill" = "White", if anyone can track down a recent South African TV advert for South African pork, in which a guy is torn between the tasty, meaty goodness of pork and the company of some beautiful girls before realising that he can have both, I'd be much obliged; the main character in it is clearly Bill's long-lost black twin.
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So much fun...
"Weird music is weird." (after 54 translations) = "Special musical entertainment." Well, that's true, right?
"I never meant to kill your dog. It just ran under my car." = "I want to kill the dog in all". HAH!
"Weird music is weird." (after 54 translations) = "Special musical entertainment." Well, that's true, right?
"I never meant to kill your dog. It just ran under my car." = "I want to kill the dog in all". HAH!
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Evil Jim wrote:I don't want to spoil the experience of discovery for anyone so I'll just tell you to enter "Sex!" with the maximum number of translations.
This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen.
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Evil Jim wrote:I don't want to spoil the experience of discovery for anyone so I'll just tell you to enter "Sex!" with the maximum number of translations.
WOW! I didn't see that one coming. That's awesome.
also:
"Awesome Sauce!"
...54 translations later we get:
"This is a great resource!"
I wholeheartedly agree! Things need more awesome sauce.
THE DUTCH!! THE DUTCH AGAIN!!!!!
Elomin Sha wrote:Dutch guy is the King of the Dutch.
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I really like Blueberries, I eat them every morning.
translated to
Kelly every morning again.
translated to
Kelly every morning again.
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Evil Jim wrote:I don't want to spoil the experience of discovery for anyone so I'll just tell you to enter "Sex!" with the maximum number of translations.
How did Macedonian back into English turn Sex! in to that? It boggles the mind.
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Oh place your hands on my hope.
Run your fingers through my soul.
All right. Oh and the way that you feel right now.
Oh lord let me go.
Becomes, after 54 ranslations:
Oh, I hope my pin in the spirit of the hand. Copyright belongs to me Oh, Oh, Sorry, I know.
Run your fingers through my soul.
All right. Oh and the way that you feel right now.
Oh lord let me go.
Becomes, after 54 ranslations:
Oh, I hope my pin in the spirit of the hand. Copyright belongs to me Oh, Oh, Sorry, I know.
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"Heya Tom its Bob, from the office down the hall. Good to see you buddy how ya been? Things have been okay for except that I'm a zombie now. Really wish you'd let us in."
...54 translations later we get:
"Music, as a friend, and my gun for free? "I know."
*edit*
"I don't want to nitpick Tom, but is this really your plan? Spend your whole life locked inside a mall? Maybe that's OK for now, but someday you'll be out of food and guns. And then you'll have to make a call"
...54 translations later we get:
"No? Food journalist and urban life and the Weapons Program. It calls for military training."
...54 translations later we get:
"Music, as a friend, and my gun for free? "I know."
*edit*
"I don't want to nitpick Tom, but is this really your plan? Spend your whole life locked inside a mall? Maybe that's OK for now, but someday you'll be out of food and guns. And then you'll have to make a call"
...54 translations later we get:
"No? Food journalist and urban life and the Weapons Program. It calls for military training."
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