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Re: Bad Translator

Postby Master Gunner » 16 Apr 2010, 11:08

Some translations of "He had found a Nutri-Matic machine which had provided him with a plastic cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea." :

"Point is almost certain that the plastic cup of liquid foreign Accounting"

"Trouble that the plastic cup liquid, which is almost but not completely, should be clearly defined, and eat Matic machine."

"It was found that the liquid plastic cup, which is almost but not quite, should be clearly defined, and eat some Matic machine."




"Bookworm" becomes "Pla"....somehow. "Nerd" quickly becomes "Stupid", but ends up at "Silly".
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby Deadpool » 16 Apr 2010, 14:55

This one fits too good:

Original text:

"DO A SEXY DANCE"

...54 translations later we get:

"Sexy dance"

HA!

"Why So Serious?" = "Seriously, why?"
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby Ayailla » 16 Apr 2010, 15:01

"For the Horde!"

...54 translations later we get:

"And much in March"

Even World of Warcraft cannot escape. This gives me an idea.

"World of Warcraft"

...54 translations later we get:

"Mitsubishi."

Wait... what?
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby Evil Jim » 16 Apr 2010, 15:10

I don't want to spoil the experience of discovery for anyone so I'll just tell you to enter "Sex!" with the maximum number of translations.
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby Deadpool » 16 Apr 2010, 15:16

Evil Jim wrote:I don't want to spoil the experience of discovery for anyone so I'll just tell you to enter "Sex!" with the maximum number of translations.



Holy crap! That is Awesome.
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby Master Gunner » 16 Apr 2010, 16:01

Wow, LRRd bless Macedonian.
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby Vanguard » 16 Apr 2010, 19:30

Torn strait out of Dune with the following results:

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

...54 translations later we get:

"Without fear of crime and terrorism. People on low Incomes tend to fear the fear of death, fear of Losing everything "here."
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby Sylval » 16 Apr 2010, 19:57

"Pain!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Damn it!"
“So, what you’re saying is that you have a problem that is totally your problem, but you’d like to find a way to make that problem my problem. But here’s the problem, it’s not my problem.”
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby RathWolf » 16 Apr 2010, 20:12

Hmm.

"Narf!"

...54 translations later we get:

"The combination of Windows Operating System!"

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Devious Pinky, devious. What about you Brain?

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"The same thing we do every night: try to take over the world!"

...54 translations later we get:

"To save the world every day!"
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby Sylval » 16 Apr 2010, 20:18

I got rejected by the translator!

Original text:

"WIll you marry me?"

...54 translations later we get:

"I am married."

Well now we know. Bad translator is taken :(
“So, what you’re saying is that you have a problem that is totally your problem, but you’d like to find a way to make that problem my problem. But here’s the problem, it’s not my problem.”
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby Sieg Reyu » 16 Apr 2010, 21:38

A conversation with bad translator. All repsonses are at max translations.

Me: How are you doing tonight?
BT: What do you think?
ME: What's with the attitude?
BT: That
ME: My shirt?
BT: All garments are Knitted
Me: I don't see how that's a bad thing.
BT: He said
Me: Why do you listen to that guy?
BT: Listen to what
Me: If that's the way it's gonna be, I'm leaving.
BT: If you leave your home.
ME: I don't live here anymore!
BT: I am here
ME: Whatever. Goodbye
BT: Hey, what's the difference.
ME: BT, you one bad mother--
Interbuttz: SHUT YO MOUTH
ME: I'm just talking about BT.
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby Whitmore » 17 Apr 2010, 00:28

Evil Jim wrote:I don't want to spoil the experience of discovery for anyone so I'll just tell you to enter "Sex!" with the maximum number of translations.
Holy shit that was insane!
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby Evil Jim » 17 Apr 2010, 01:07

An odd thing is, it almost but not quite works the other way around.
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby MattAn » 17 Apr 2010, 02:28

Evil Jim wrote:I don't want to spoil the experience of discovery for anyone so I'll just tell you to enter "Sex!" with the maximum number of translations.


....Fucking. Brilliant.

Evil Jim just /threaded, right there. I love how Pablo! appears halfway through the Paul's.
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby WBAGNR » 17 Apr 2010, 03:22

"Graham Stark"

...54 translations later we get:

"Gram released"

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"Paul Saunders"

...54 translations later we get:

"Porusandasu."

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"Kathleen De Vere"

...54 translations later we get:

"Kaiselinla year"

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"Jeremy Petter"

...54 translations later we get:

"He Van the 杰里 America."

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"James Turner"

...54 translations later we get:

"James Turner."

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"Matt Wiggins"

...54 translations later we get:

"Takeshi 马特 cotton."

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"Tim Sevenhuysen"

...54 translations later we get:

"Sevenhoysen Tim."

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"Morgan vanHumbeck"

...54 translations later we get:

"Morgan vanhumbekk."

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"Bill Watt"

...54 translations later we get:

"White"

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"Tally Heilke"

...54 translations later we get:

"Struktural analysis."

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"Alex Steacy"

...54 translations later we get:

"Steasi Alec."

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"Raymond Steacy"

...54 translations later we get:

"Steasi Raymond."

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"Ben Wilkinson"

...54 translations later we get:

"Wilkinson."
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby ThrashJazzAssassin » 17 Apr 2010, 03:40

Brilliant, WBAGNR! Not sure whether Tally, Jer or Matt ended up with the weirdest translation there. And I think Paul needs to go by the name Porusandasu from now on.

Evil Jim wrote:I don't want to spoil the experience of discovery for anyone so I'll just tell you to enter "Sex!" with the maximum number of translations.

Macedonian is now officially the greatest language the world has ever seen. I shall start learning it forthwith.
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby MattAn » 17 Apr 2010, 03:43

WBAGNR wrote:"Jeremy Petter"

...54 translations later we get:

"He Van the 杰里 America."

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"Matt Wiggins"

...54 translations later we get:

"Takeshi 马特 cotton."

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"Bill Watt"

...54 translations later we get:

"White"

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"Tally Heilke"

...54 translations later we get:

"Struktural analysis."


Okay, those 4 definitely got a cackle out of me. Who'da thunk Bill was white?

Jeremy Petter is... HE-VAN!.. I wish I could 杰里 America..

Also.. World of Warcraft = Mitsubishi? OF COURSE.
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby ThrashJazzAssassin » 17 Apr 2010, 03:55

Talking of "Bill" = "White", if anyone can track down a recent South African TV advert for South African pork, in which a guy is torn between the tasty, meaty goodness of pork and the company of some beautiful girls before realising that he can have both, I'd be much obliged; the main character in it is clearly Bill's long-lost black twin.
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby luinie » 17 Apr 2010, 05:16

So much fun...

"Weird music is weird." (after 54 translations) = "Special musical entertainment." Well, that's true, right?

"I never meant to kill your dog. It just ran under my car." = "I want to kill the dog in all". HAH!
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby AlexanderDitto » 17 Apr 2010, 09:46

Evil Jim wrote:I don't want to spoil the experience of discovery for anyone so I'll just tell you to enter "Sex!" with the maximum number of translations.


This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen.
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby Dutch guy » 18 Apr 2010, 04:25

Evil Jim wrote:I don't want to spoil the experience of discovery for anyone so I'll just tell you to enter "Sex!" with the maximum number of translations.


WOW! :) I didn't see that one coming. That's awesome.


also:

"Awesome Sauce!"

...54 translations later we get:

"This is a great resource!"

I wholeheartedly agree! :P Things need more awesome sauce.
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby House MD » 18 Apr 2010, 06:04

I really like Blueberries, I eat them every morning.

translated to

Kelly every morning again.
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby Elomin Sha » 18 Apr 2010, 09:10

Evil Jim wrote:I don't want to spoil the experience of discovery for anyone so I'll just tell you to enter "Sex!" with the maximum number of translations.


How did Macedonian back into English turn Sex! in to that? It boggles the mind.
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby The Jester » 18 Apr 2010, 09:26

Oh place your hands on my hope.
Run your fingers through my soul.
All right. Oh and the way that you feel right now.
Oh lord let me go.

Becomes, after 54 ranslations:

Oh, I hope my pin in the spirit of the hand. Copyright belongs to me Oh, Oh, Sorry, I know.
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Re: Bad Translator

Postby InsaneFool » 18 Apr 2010, 09:58

"Heya Tom its Bob, from the office down the hall. Good to see you buddy how ya been? Things have been okay for except that I'm a zombie now. Really wish you'd let us in."

...54 translations later we get:

"Music, as a friend, and my gun for free? "I know."

*edit*
"I don't want to nitpick Tom, but is this really your plan? Spend your whole life locked inside a mall? Maybe that's OK for now, but someday you'll be out of food and guns. And then you'll have to make a call"

...54 translations later we get:

"No? Food journalist and urban life and the Weapons Program. It calls for military training."
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