Bad Translator

[aeric90]

"The objective of the game is to drive a bus from Tucson, Arizona to Las Vegas, Nevada in real time."

...56 translations later we get:

"0800 Las Vegas, Tucson police and 54 times greater than the speed of the game, not just our goal."

[octopimpostor]

... Guys , I think I broke it...
Original text:

"Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend I had in February of last year."

...56 translations later we get:
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"MC tsoloana Baјiniari Tsineva MH Mitorakebekku Kankoku Roos tshepriiatseliNuvi semble цхепрезіденцхасінуфебререлектромагнетски Passat."
got one to work yay

Original text:

"Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy llama ,funny llama, llama, llama, duck"

...56 translations later we get:

"Although duck calls."
Original text:

"I just raped you in a game of call of duty. Your suck at that game"

...56 translations later we get:

"It Hurts to game design and game station."

[octopimpostor]

In honor of the great Leslie nielson
Original text:

"Surely you can't be serious. I am serious, and don't call me Shirley "

...56 translations later we get:

"But seriously, very seriously, shirley."

[aeric90]

After ahving seen the new trailer...

"In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight Let those who worship evil's might, Beware my power... Green Lantern's light!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Dark Knight does not serve the devil looks bad ... Note that the green space!"

Interesting

[DmitriW]

"The Blackest Night falls from the skies, the darkness grows as all light dies, we crave your hearts and your demise, by my black hand--The dead shall rise! "

...56 translations later we get:

"Blue Sky, sun, heart failure, eight black shadow of death in the world - death!"

Makes about as much sense as the Green...

[Keab42]

"I came here to defeat Wil Wheaton, the man who destroyed my childhood dreams. I can't defeat Wil Wheaton, the man who loves his mee-maw. "

...56 translations later we get:

"I came here, people are Sleeping with their children firviton Dayton, their mother."

For a long time in the middle it was referring to Phil Weaton...

[auberginequeen]

Boredom prevails:

"Mandelbrot Set
You're a Rorschach Test on fire
You're a day-glo pterodactyl
You're a heart-shaped box of springs and wire
You're one badass fucking fractal"

56 translations later...

"Green Belt semi Combustion, plant and equipment mndalbrvt eylong chose me."

---

"My sex change operation got botched
My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch
Now all I've got is a Barbie doll crotch
I've got an angry inch"

56 translations later...

"The destruction babikurosuba skin."

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"There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium, And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium, And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium, And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium, Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium, And lanthanum and osmium"

56 translations later...

"Antimoni, arsenic, aluminum, selenium, oxygen, hydrogen, nitrogen, Foods, Nickel, iron, neodymium risyom jermanyom, Neptune Uranium, he, zirkonium Oxide, lanthanum eropyom Ross Chrome Vi."

They have mysteriously switched order...

[Darkobra]

"I've got balls of steel!" became "I had a great time!"

[octopimpostor]

Original text:

"Here i go again on my own. I's going down the only road i've ever known. Like a drifter i was born to walk alone."

...56 translations later we get:

"He knew he had to protect the rights of the waves."
... huh?

[aeric90]

"Relax! Don't do it. When you want to go to it. Relax! Don't do it. When you want to come."

...56 translations later we get:

"Fast! If you do not know. If you're moving fast! If you do not."

[Deedles]

I got addicted and had to do this a few times to quench my thirst for lulz!

1.
Original: My cat likes to drink british breakfast tea and then fart in my face.

Turned into: My daughter, University of British tea cuts

2.
Original: Welcome to the jungle, we got fun 'n' games. We got everything you want. Honey we know the names.

Turned into: : Welcome to the woods, "Well, this .. and we all know the name.

3.
Original: It'sa me! Mario!

Turned into: Only! Amaryoo!