1000

[wartjr2373]

Bitches!

[VanHelsing23]

Indeed.

[Keab42]

Oh how I'd love for Paul to reset that now....

[Theremin]

If I hit ten thousand, I intend to re-register as Theremania.

[MattAn]

Indeed, that would be rather hilarious.

Pro tip, wartjr: Creating a thread solely to show how not-awesome your e-peen is.. Not very awesome. Maybe you could try not doing that?

[Theremin]

If you're showing of the peen, at least post pics.

Seriously, it's just common courtesy.

[goat]

I approve.

(I did the same thing, and I'd post a link to my awesomeness, but one of the images appears to have broken, which ruins the effect somewhat).

[iamafish]

alternatively you could remember that noone gives a flying fuck about post count because it means nothing. your 1000 posts could be pointless, inane and unhelpful one liners, or they could all be productive, intelligent and witty contributions to the community, who knows.

[WBAGNR]

Don't like the thread? Don't post in it. No need to get bitchy, fish.

[Master Gunner]

Sorry, what? I can't hear you from all the way back there.

Theremin, if you want a look at peen, just contact me on MSN.

[iamafish]

Don't like the thread? Don't post in it. No need to get bitchy, fish.

meh

people's obsession with post count annoys me.

[Theremin]

Sorry, what? I can't hear you from all the way back there.

Theremin, if you want a look at peen, just contact me on MSN.

Yours, or...?

[Master Gunner]

Whomever's you want, baby.

[Theremin]

...don't call me baby.

[iamafish]

@Gunner while i appreciate the correct usage of 'whom', whomevers sits horribly on the tongue. And you need an apostrophe. 'Whomsoever's' sounds better methinks, but maybe that's my strange English tongue

[Keab42]

Somebody should make a web 2.0 app. Give it your facebook, twitter, x-box account names and it'll look at things like number of friends, number of tweets and gamerscore and give you a number that corresponds to the size of your e-peen.

[Theremin]

Patented!

[ThrashJazzAssassin]

Least entertaining 1000th post ever.

[Master Gunner]

@Gunner while i appreciate the correct usage of 'whom', whomevers sits horribly on the tongue. And you need an apostrophe. 'Whomsoever's' sounds better methinks, but maybe that's my strange English tongue

Yeah, I was thinking I should put an apostrophe in while I was writing it, but it didn't look right at the time on the screen. I should have listened to my first instinct, it's right more often than my second. So consider that post edited for correctness.

[TheRocket]

NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER!

[Theremin]

Except for Supernanny.

[Dutch guy]

Whoopty fuckn doo for getting to 1000 so fast. I've been building up to 1000 with style, not speed.

[Machalllewis]

Fair play after I hit 2000 that was about the time I decided to contact Paul about giving me the medal.

To be fair less than 50 posts and you're being a dick I'll judge you. Anytime between that and like 3000 posts then I dont care.

[wartjr2373]

A lot of people don't get that this was a joke.

If you think I was fast, you've not been paying attention. I registered over a year ago. You know that I signed up before Arius did, right?

The point isn't that it's a high number. It's just a good number.

[Master Gunner]

I registered two years before I hit a thousand posts. Then I decided to just start whoring out. Having being on both ends of the spectrum, it makes no difference, and I regret and apologize for any and all self-aggrandizing comments I may have made over my postcount in the past (with exceptions made for those with comedic intent, even if I failed horribly).