the SINGLE most manliest movie ever

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the SINGLE most manliest movie ever

Postby gcninja » 24 Apr 2010, 16:53

Was just shown this and think it will be so awesome all viewers wll go blind, and those blind SHALL SEE
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Postby Lyinginbedmon » 24 Apr 2010, 17:01

Okay, if it isn't the most awesome movie ever created, it will suck up every ounce of testosterone within a 200 mile radius of it's opening release.

Is there such a thing as Big Name Overload? Because I think I'm experiencing it right now...

Jet Li
Jason Statham
Bruce Willis
Mickey Rourke
Sylvester Stallone
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Stone Cold Steve Austin

By the gods...so much manly...
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Re: the SINGLE most manliest movie ever

Postby Lorithad » 24 Apr 2010, 17:08

This year's shaping up to be pretty decent for movie releases.
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Postby korri » 24 Apr 2010, 17:51

I want to see this movie because it looks badass. Also there will be some ass kicking too.
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Postby madrak_the_red » 25 Apr 2010, 02:33

That set must have had the highest concentration of testosterone and cordite in the history of humanity.
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Postby Elomin Sha » 25 Apr 2010, 02:56

Why is Stallone channeling a Robert Downey Jr./Stark beard?
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Postby Dempsas » 25 Apr 2010, 03:22

Wow MANLINESS overload :D ill definitely watch it out because im scared it will hunt me down if I dont.
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Postby Cade Antilles » 25 Apr 2010, 10:14

Don't forget Dolph Lundgren and Randy Couture are in it, too.

Can you believe that Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven Segal turned down roles in this movie? Like it would hurt their careers or something. :roll: Apparently, Wesley Snipes was originally supposed to play Terry Crew's role, but had to opt out due to a scheduling conflict.

Also, in a fight scene between Stallone and Steve Austin, Austin literally broke Stallone's neck. He's got a plate in his neck now. That's some pretty intense fighting.

This may be a bad action movie, but it will be the most awesome bad action movie to come out in years.
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Re: the SINGLE most manliest movie ever

Postby tak197 » 25 Apr 2010, 21:52

They're doing an all male remake of the Princess Bride?!?!?!?!?!
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Postby gcninja » 28 Apr 2010, 22:29

never seen it <_< so i wouldnt know.. still i think wesley snipes turning it down is good, the token black hero lol
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Postby Kara » 28 Apr 2010, 23:27

tak197 wrote:They're doing an all male remake of the Princess Bride?!?!?!?!?!


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Postby Smeghead » 29 Apr 2010, 00:28

.... was there a big time famous action actor who didn't sign up for that movie?
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Postby Agloriouscuppa » 29 Apr 2010, 06:20

I watched the trailer, and laughed at the sheer stupidity of it all. Although I suppose I really shouldn't be expecting anything else my only real thought was, do any of these people have a shred of dignity left after agreeing to be in this film.

It just looks laughably bad, which I do so hope is it's intentions.

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Re: the SINGLE most manliest movie ever

Postby Re'ozul » 29 Apr 2010, 06:45

I like this (obviously NOT fake) trailer for it better.
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Postby Cade Antilles » 29 Apr 2010, 11:56

Re'ozul wrote:I like this (obviously NOT fake) trailer for it better.
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LOL Wooo, that was good. I'm still wiping away the tears from laughing so hard. :lol:
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Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 29 Apr 2010, 13:03

YOu are all going to watch this movie and you're going to love it. It will be nearly as manly and amazing as I:
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Postby Cade Antilles » 30 Apr 2010, 10:12

This is all true.
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Re: the SINGLE most manliest movie ever

Postby The R » 30 Apr 2010, 11:38

I hope its as ridiculous as JOHN RAMBO.

However, "The Big Damn Book Of Sheer Manliness" states that "SPARTICUS" with Kirk Douglas is the Manliest movie of all time.
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Re: the SINGLE most manliest movie ever

Postby Dubious_wolf » 02 May 2010, 22:27

I dunno 300 was pretty damn manly. :D
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Re: the SINGLE most manliest movie ever

Postby 2stepz » 03 May 2010, 04:41

To be fair, "The Big Damn Book of Sheer Manliness" hasn't been updated since 300 came out.
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Postby Metcarfre » 03 May 2010, 07:07

Between this, The Losers, The A-Team, The Other Guys, and Macgruber, this summer is shaping up to be pretty awesome for my favourite genres of stupid action movies and action-comedy. Sweetness.
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Re: the SINGLE most manliest movie ever

Postby spiterider » 06 May 2010, 04:02

lol i saw the ad when i went to see kisk-ass. this movie makes me giddier than a schoolgirl with a lollipop. lol
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Re: the SINGLE most manliest movie ever

Postby Alja-Markir » 07 May 2010, 00:03

I still say that someone should make The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny into a movie, with even more pop culture references, and including Lemon Demon himself.

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