Phailhaus 29 - the Lost Episode

[Herald]

While I am delighted to see the return of Phailhaus, I not that the new episode is #30, and the previous one was #28.

This leads to the question: What happened to Phailhaus 29?

I can only assume that Phailhaus 29 was so totally earthshakingly awesome that it has been suppressed by THEM.

You know, THEM. The same folks who have for years covered up the truth about the Kennedy assassination, and Area 52 (no, I'm not talking about Area 51 - everyone knows that Area 51 was just a disinformation campaign to distract people from finding out about Area 52 - which is the ultra secret location where the crashed alien ship, and the Ark of the Covenant are stored).

So, we must speculate - what WAS on Phailhaus 29 that caused it to be suppressed?

Personally,I think it was the episode in which it was revealed that Kathleen, whose hatred and fear of bears is well known (and shared by Stephen Colbert) is actually a genetically modified bear, sent among us to sow confusion and spy upon us for the day the Bears will strike, taking over the world from us pathetic, helpless humans.

Or, maybe not.

What do YOU think? What was Phailhaus 29 about?

P.S. That cat in episode 30 is ADORABLE!! Awwwww!!

[Elomin Sha]

29 exists. There is an issue of YouTube not allowing it to be uploaded. Codec issue I think.

[MattAn]

This is also explained right here. Kathleen's first post.

[Danzama]

Seriously, didn't you know?

Yes, we know there's one missing.

Someday YouTube will accept the video, and we will post it.
(Weird codec error)

Still! New Phail!

[Herald]

This is also explained right here. Kathleen's first post.

But of course she WOULD say that... if she were in fact a secret agent for the Bears...

[The Jester]

Shouldn't this be in the video discussion thread in any case?

[MattAn]

This is also explained right here. Kathleen's first post.

But of course she WOULD say that... if she were in fact a secret agent for the Bears...

....wut.

[Kyogissun]

ITT: People not getting the OP's attempt at being humorous.

[Jillers]

Clearly it's a conspiracy, possibly even by the sharks to implicate the bears....

[Matt]

I find the prospect of kathleen working in conjunction with bears to be highly suspect. I propose you remove your tinfoil hat.

-m

[Herald]

I find the prospect of kathleen working in conjunction with bears to be highly suspect. I propose you remove your tinfoil hat.

-m

BWAHAHA! Not only am I wearing my Tinfoil ha, but I have on my Tinfoil shorts! and I will never take them off! NEVER!

Sooo, Matt, the next question is WHAT DID YOU DO WITH EPISODE 29?!?!
You must be in the pay of THEM if you want us to take off our Tinfoil hats!

[EnglishMQ]

Dude, Tin Foil shorts? I know Summer's coming, but surely that leaves your shins exposed to the forces of darkness!

I knew a guy, kept wearing his tin foil shorts, thought he had THEM all surpressed. But before he knew it, they had his shins under his control, from there, they got his ankles, his toes, and before you knew it, the knee caps.

THEY (a side company for THEM) now have him. Under their control, working day and night to flag youtube vidoe's and getting them surpressed. But I'll avenge him, me and my tin foil jeans!

[empath]

"Subsidiary". The word you're looking for is "subsidiary" as in

THEY (a subsidiary to THEM) now have him.

And I have NO idea what you're talking about; we've never, in the entire history of our illustrious-yet-unknown organization, encountered anyone wearing tin foil shorts, let alone taken control of one. I doubt tin foil shorts would stay together for long, due to being place over several joints; just walking around would cause the foil to rapidly tear and rip and essentially disintegrate. (same reason why the tinfoil skullcap is so popular - covers a part of the body that doesn't, typically, shift or change shape).

Besides, everyone knows that 'brain wave' technology that would be stopped by a thin sheet of metal is already horribly expensive and cumbersome and totally last-century. All this 'Reynolds Wrap Clothing' would do nothing to counteract the actions of our actual means of control - intra-venous pharmaceuticals administered through food additives! You've all be eating and drinking our instructions since you were born! We-

...wait...

*realizes the forum decor is blue and not green*

Aw, crap.

I'm so gonna get re-educated for this slip. Okay, everyone just save a little time and effort and post your real names and municipalities where you can be found in...uh, say three days time, 'kay?

Poop. I'm gonna miss all my fun memories...


DISCLAIMER: the preceding was a humorous post. Any directive, suggestion, order, request or demand was made for comedic effect, and should not be acted upon.

[Herald]

"Subsidiary". The word you're looking for is "subsidiary" as in

THEY (a subsidiary to THEM) now have him.

And I have NO idea what you're talking about; we've never, in the entire history of our illustrious-yet-unknown organization, encountered anyone wearing tin foil shorts, let alone taken control of one. I doubt tin foil shorts would stay together for long, due to being place over several joints; just walking around would cause the foil to rapidly tear and rip and essentially disintegrate. (same reason why the tinfoil skullcap is so popular - covers a part of the body that doesn't, typically, shift or change shape).

Hah! This has not been a problem since the Great Milo P. Farnsworth invented rubberluminum, a form of aluminum that is as flexible as rubber, and a comfortable as silk. And, it comes in stylish colors!

As for THEM taking control of my lower extremities - I am letting them do so INTENTIONALLY - It's all part of my cunning plan to trap THEM, and then make THEM tell me where they have put my stolen hovercraft! You know - the one I keep my collection of Eels in.

Meanwhile, I have refreshed the bear traps scattered around outside my home - although the UPS man has told me he won't make deliveries here any more.

As to your "pharmaceuticals" - hah! They are USELESS. I take them on purpose just so I can enjoy the pretty colors - they do NOTHING to meeee dsbh zip glibble glorp whoooaaaaa

[Alja-Markir]

Keep pulling the sweater. Eventually the thing will unravel.

~Ajla?~

[Zombaholic]

I'm starting to think that there WAS no 29th Phaihaus. Hmm...

[empath]

Keep pulling the sweater. Eventually the thing will unravel.

~Ajla?~

Don't worry; as you can see, we increased his dosage - he shouldn't be a problem.

...oh, by the by, are you finished with that hovercraft yet?

[Dutch guy]

You mean this one

Yeah, justabout. The muffler needs some work but otherwise it's working just fine.

[Elaro]

Ah-HA!

[Master Gunner]

Until you dump it in the lake again.

[Elaro]

Master Gunner, your pessimism is suspicious...

You're one of THEM, aren't you?

[empath]

You mean you're NOT?!

*gets the attention of someone across the control room, then nods conspicuously*

So...what're you planning for the weekend? Going anywhere...say, outside the Metro Montreal area?

[Dutch guy]

Don't worry, Never mind the black helicopter hovering over your house. It is there for your protection.

[EnglishMQ]

That's what THEM all say. Until it's too late!

[empath]

No, we don't say that; you never notice us enough for any of us to SPEAK to you...until - as you say - it's 'too late'.

Basic rule of covert observation: if you have to make calming statements to quell the suspicions of YOUR SUBJECT, you're doing it wrong!