It's Fuzzyfreaker Day!

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It's Fuzzyfreaker Day!

Postby Evil Jim » 01 Jun 2010, 07:07

Fuzzyfreaker's Twitter wrote:I turned 21 a little over an hour ago. First drink was a chocolate milkshake. Celebrating my birthday more like I was 12 I guess...


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Let us all raise a toast to the fuzziest of freakers, for today it is now legal for him to:

  • Have chocolate milkshakes (apparently)
  • Smoke cigarettes
  • Purchase/view pornography
  • Purchase/view lottery tickets
  • Join the US armed forces
  • Have full-on hardcore pornsex
  • & finally, imbibe alcohol
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Re: It's Fuzzyfreaker Day!

Postby GHOVO » 01 Jun 2010, 07:18

If he lived in the UK, he would of been able to do them all 3 years ago!

But huzzah!
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Re: It's Fuzzyfreaker Day!

Postby Myrph » 01 Jun 2010, 07:31

GHOVO wrote:If he lived in the UK, he would of been able to do them all 3 years ago!

But huzzah!


Most definitely huzzah!
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Re: It's Fuzzyfreaker Day!

Postby korri » 01 Jun 2010, 07:37

He should have been able to do all those things for 3 years now... Last time I checked, the legal age for smoking, porn and joining the army was 18... right? Or have I been wrong this whole time?

But happy birthday!
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Re: It's Fuzzyfreaker Day!

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 01 Jun 2010, 07:47

Yeah I'm pretty dang sure he'll have at least viewed pornography by now anyways.
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Re: It's Fuzzyfreaker Day!

Postby Keab42 » 01 Jun 2010, 07:50

(adopts stereotypical upper class English accent) Huzzah!

Any of you chaps up for a rousing chorus of "For he's a jolly good fellow"?

(drops accent)
No?

Happy Birthday mate.
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Re: It's Fuzzyfreaker Day!

Postby Evil Jim » 01 Jun 2010, 07:53

The point is, they are significant landmark events for things at certain ages & it is now legal for him to do ALL of them. At the same time even!
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Re: It's Fuzzyfreaker Day!

Postby GHOVO » 01 Jun 2010, 08:15

Evil Jim wrote:At the same time even!


Best hour, EVER!
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Re: It's Fuzzyfreaker Day!

Postby korri » 01 Jun 2010, 08:58

All at once would be quite intense!
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Re: It's Fuzzyfreaker Day!

Postby Metcarfre » 01 Jun 2010, 09:00

I'm trying (not?) to imagine signing up for the military whilst engaging in full-on hardcore porn-sex.
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Re: It's Fuzzyfreaker Day!

Postby Vigafre » 01 Jun 2010, 09:38

He still can't rent a car. So that's something.

Happy birthday, Fuzzyfreaker.
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Re: It's Fuzzyfreaker Day!

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 01 Jun 2010, 09:53

metcarfre wrote:I'm trying (not?) to imagine signing up for the military whilst engaging in full-on hardcore porn-sex.

Drinking alcohol and smoking are fairly commonplace in the latter is my understanding, and from my perspective you'd need to be drunk to do the former anyhow.
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Re: It's Fuzzyfreaker Day!

Postby Mister Fiend » 01 Jun 2010, 10:10

I don't like Fuzzyfreaker, so he doesn't get Dancing Panda Cat.
























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Re: It's Fuzzyfreaker Day!

Postby Mad Madam Mimm » 01 Jun 2010, 11:20

Huzzah! Happy birthday! And simalar salutations
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Re: It's Fuzzyfreaker Day!

Postby empath » 01 Jun 2010, 13:40

*raises a chocolate milkshake in salutation and camaraderie*

VIVAT, FUZZYFREAKER!
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Re: It's Fuzzyfreaker Day!

Postby davefp » 01 Jun 2010, 14:28

Happy Birthday! Go do whatever it is you enjoy doing the most to celebrate!
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Re: It's Fuzzyfreaker Day!

Postby The Jester » 01 Jun 2010, 14:34

Happy Birthday dude! Sorry you're not around as much any more, but hey, hope you have a great day. :D
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Re: It's Fuzzyfreaker Day!

Postby Fuzzyfreaker » 01 Jun 2010, 19:40

Awwww... guys! You're amazing! I'm sorry I didn't see this sooner, I've been indulging in smoking drunken army pornsex all day (eg. Hanging out in my favorite bar in the world) and I didn't see this thread. You have no idea how happy this made me, it feels like my whole body is smiling!

I've gotta make sure to come back here and hang out with you folks, you can't be any more awesome. There's nothing like seeing a whole thread of well-wishes. Thanks for rallying the troops Evil Jim, you're one badass friend.

Thanks again all! Back to the wild pornsex! (You have no idea how hard it is to balance a beer, a martini, a playboy, a woman, and a tank at the same time)
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Re: It's Fuzzyfreaker Day!

Postby epocalypse » 01 Jun 2010, 21:33

BiZZANG

Happy Birthday. I had gotten you a cookie, but a dumbass, illiterate kitten ate it. Then he wrote the new karate kid, put it in china, and took out all Japanese culture. Again, happy birthday.
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Re: It's Fuzzyfreaker Day!

Postby Fuzzyfreaker » 01 Jun 2010, 22:15

epocalypse wrote:BiZZANG

Happy Birthday. I had gotten you a cookie, but a dumbass, illiterate kitten ate it. Then he wrote the new karate kid, put it in china, and took out all Japanese culture. Again, happy birthday.


Punch that kitten. Punch him SO HARD. HE'S NOT LEARNING KARATE. HE'S LEARNING KUNG-FU. IT'S THE KUNG-FU KID.

Oh... so this is what it's like to post on forums while drunk...
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Re: It's Fuzzyfreaker Day!

Postby Arius » 01 Jun 2010, 22:45

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Re: It's Fuzzyfreaker Day!

Postby the amativeness » 02 Jun 2010, 18:10

Vigafre wrote:He still can't rent a car. So that's something.

Happy birthday, Fuzzyfreaker.


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Re: It's Fuzzyfreaker Day!

Postby Cade Antilles » 02 Jun 2010, 19:58

Happy Birthday, dude! :D
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Re: It's Fuzzyfreaker Day!

Postby Evil Jim » 02 Jun 2010, 20:14

In which is marked an Anniversary of Birth
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ThrashJazzAssassin wrote:BURN HIM! BURN THE HERETIC! DEATH TO ALL WHO SCORN THE AWESOMENESS OF EVIL JIM!

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