Is a turtle without a shell naked or homeless?

[BipsCutie]

unfortunately not =[ too short notice for the surprise party...

[subsidel]

laat mijn lammetje alleen...

[Theremin]

Ah, a boutros boutros galley, a hotti-to, a Chris Waddle.

[subsidel]

hahaha my friend who was seeing a therapist and concellor because he was insane, like schizophrenic and Bi polar, and this year he was diagnosed cured and being officially sane, so in the previously mentionned freak corner, we held him a Sane Party =D

hmmm, personally I would have said we occupied the reject corner... and I thought he was only Bi polar. Ahh well. I didn't really know him at that point.

[BipsCutie]

i don't know, i thought someone said it but i wouldnt hold them to that...

and yes reject/freak corner... same difference xP

[BipsCutie]

laat mijn lammetje alleen...

NO! NO NO NO NO NO ¬¬

we shall have no 'Lammetje' on here!!!

[subsidel]

laat mijn lammetje alleen...

NO! NO NO NO NO NO ¬¬

we shall have no 'Lammetje' on here!!!

LAMMMMMMMEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTJJJJJJEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NecroVale]

In before people start blaming me for stuff I didn't do!!!

[Darkobra]

OMFG NECRO! Wait....

[empath]

[The Jester]

[Maerarde]

NEW TOPIC: Riddles

A man went into town on Friday. he stayed for six days and left on Friday. How can this be?

[2stepz]

his horse is named friday.

[Maerarde]

post another?

[empath]

Which animals did Moses NOT save with the Ark?

[Master Gunner]

Moses had nothing to do with the Ark (I hate that one, so much).

[JenSev]

Moses?
He had an ark?

On a related note,
Was Noah the first man to have discovered America, Antarctica, Australia, and all the other places?
Because if you believe the story is true, he would have in order to collect every single animal on the planet and also fit them all into a single boat.

[Elaro]

No. That story is DIRTY JUDEO-CHRISTIAN LIES.

What cannot be felt, smelled, seen, heard or tasted, but is essential to human life?

[tak197]

Your mom.

Okay that doesn't really work...

[empath]

Well, it's not "air" because moving air (aka "wind") is EASILY felt, and for that matter movement of air is what makes sound...



...is it The Intarwebz?

[Vigafre]

Sounds like one of those riddles where "love" is the answer. However, I don't think that is correct, so I'mma go with "knowledge".

[Master Gunner]

Quarks.

[Merrymaker_Mortalis]

Is a turtle without a shell naked or homeless?

Dead

why do they sterilize needles for the lethal injection?

To be hypocrites.

If you made a clone, EXACTLY the same as yourself, and you had sex with it, is that act counted as masturbation or incest?

Incest.

In theory, according to Murphies Law, if you attatched a piece of buttered toast (buttered side up) to the back of a cat, so that the toast and the cat could not be seperated or slide, you could create anti-gravity, no?

The cat would still land on its feet and then try to lick the toast on its back by rolling around on the floor. The cat would then lick the butter smeared on the floor.

You know when Bad guys in movies are leaving and they say 'Expect the unexpected'... doesnt that make the unexpected expected?

Yes, and this is why they lose.

why does a round pizza come in a square box??

It's easier to mass-produce cuboid boxes then cylindrical ones.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality
come from morons?

Never heard of Moralicity.

what colour is a mirror?

It's the light which is reflected off the object and enters your eye which gives itsappearance of the colour. The mirror itself is therefore the colour of *all waves lengths*.

However, in the *reflection*, the colour will be dictated on what light wave lengths reflect off the objects in the enviroment.


I'm sorry for destroying your questions ^^.

[Theremin]

Well actually, medical needles come pre-sterilized.

So that's a non-question.

[The Jester]

It's allright, Merrymaker_Mortalis, we did that several pages and months ago. I believe BipsCutie was trying to be random and silly, and stimulate conversation, but she didn't really "get" the forum so it kinda fell flat.

Also, I hate it when people are deliberatley "random". It's so fucking trite.