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Gentlemen and Fair Maidens I ask you a question

Postby Zombaholic » 13 Jul 2010, 17:27

What I ask, is the AT-AT an actually functional assault vehicle? I was re-watching the trilogy recently and I was examining these things that I think are utterly awesome. Problem is, they are slow, and easily taken out with the right equipment. How can such a design be so feared through out the universe when it's, well, clunky?
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Re: Gentlemen I ask you a question (Star wars Related question)

Postby Agloriouscuppa » 13 Jul 2010, 17:33

don't go questioning the wisdom of the empire. You'd think after the first time they lost their death star to a small one man fighter they'd want to lock up everything good and tight against that in the off chance you second hand man lets a small rebel strike team down on the small moon projecting the shield around your second unfinished death star. On the off chance they manage to get it down and your imperial fleets admirals are utterly unprepared for the massive fleet maneuvers of an over sized piece of calamari.
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Re: Gentlemen I ask you a question (Star wars Related question)

Postby Master Gunner » 13 Jul 2010, 17:52

AT-ATs, at least as they were shown and utalized in the movies, were of questionable tactical value (the STs at Endor were downright stupid), but with some modifications, well, they're basically massive tanks/troop carriers.

As to the second death star, once completed it would have being nigh-unstoppable. The Emperor planned for them to try and take out the sheild generator, if you recall, he just didn't plan on the Ewoks allowing them to succeed. With the sheild down, the Imperial Fleet had to quickly reorganize, in the midst of battle, to protect it, opening holes for the rebels to exploit, while small craft that the Death Star hadn't being equipped for yet (still depending on the sheild while those were being built), and the Fleet was out of position for, to make a mad dash for the under-construction sections and reach the power core. This took out much of the C&C structure, demoralized the imperial forces, and reinvigorated the Rebel Fleet, allowing them to press their advantage against the now even more-disorganized foe. Still, their victory was due more to narrative causality at that point than anything else.
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Re: Gentlemen I ask you a question (Star wars Related question)

Postby Ottoman » 13 Jul 2010, 17:53

Form over function. They don't have to be super effective, because they look so neat.

And really, if you looked out your window, and saw either an AT-AT or a normal tank coming right for you, which would you be more afraid of? Yeah.
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Re: Gentlemen I ask you a question (Star wars Related question)

Postby TheRocket » 13 Jul 2010, 17:59

Ottoman wrote:Form over function. They don't have to be super effective, because the look so neat.



http://boingboing.net/2009/07/24/homemade-at-at-loft.html

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Re: Gentlemen I ask you a question (Star wars Related question)

Postby operagirl95 » 13 Jul 2010, 18:41

I think the point was supposed to be that the entire might of the Empire is not built around technology but the power of the Emperor?

And what's this "gentlemen" stuff, girls love Star Wars too. :)
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Re: Gentlemen I ask you a question (Star wars Related question)

Postby TheRocket » 13 Jul 2010, 18:45

Yeah, girls like Star Wars.

While women like Star Trek.


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Re: Gentlemen I ask you a question (Star wars Related question)

Postby operagirl95 » 13 Jul 2010, 18:47

TheRocketSiobhan wrote:Yeah, girls like Star Wars.

While women like Star Trek.


Hey-o! Just kidding. I love them both.


Hm, no more friends... Trekkie. j/k :P
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Re: Gentlemen I ask you a question (Star wars Related question)

Postby Metcarfre » 13 Jul 2010, 18:51

AT-ATs do seem to be unwieldy. Of course, the way the Empire's stuff was designed (by the makers of the movies) it's a wonder they survived at all. TIE fighters suck. Stormtroopers suck. AT-ATs, despite having obvious, massive flaws, kind of rock the one time we see them. Star Destroyers are cool. Death Stars blow. Shuttles are... shuttles. So, yeah.
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Postby TheRocket » 13 Jul 2010, 18:52

Haha.I don't know why but I get cravings for Star Trek late at night, and Star Wars on cold days.
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Postby Agloriouscuppa » 13 Jul 2010, 19:09

TheRocketSiobhan wrote:Haha.I don't know why but I get cravings for Star Trek late at night, and Star Wars on cold days.


Maybe you did a tour of duty on a little planet called Hoth? I know I did.
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Re: Gentlemen I ask you a question (Star wars Related question)

Postby Mister Fiend » 13 Jul 2010, 19:09

I've always saw the AT-AT as a "shock and awe" type assault transport, a vehicle who's main function is to make ground forces go "SHIT! RUN AWAY!" while providing heavy fire support. And really, how many fighters have tow cables on them? Although, if that armor is "too thick for blasters", how the Hell did a lightsaber cut through with one swipe?

Ugh, this line of thought is reminding me of a conversation with this malorkus who was petitioning to have the movies released in Galactic Basic, which was the language most characters in that universe speak. I tried to tell him that Basic probably sounds like English, but head was really starting to ache from all the sadness.
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Re: Gentlemen I ask you a question (Star wars Related question)

Postby AlexanderDitto » 13 Jul 2010, 19:12

TheRocketSiobhan wrote:Yeah, girls like Star Wars.

While women like Star Trek.


That may be true, but everybody loves The Doctor.

I've never seen Star Wars (OH GOD WHAT AM I DOING IN THIS THREAD) but I thought they were essentially heavily armored vehicles, like tanks, but that could traverse forested/snowy terrain, since they're up high?
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Postby Gollom » 13 Jul 2010, 19:14

TheRocketSiobhan wrote:
Ottoman wrote:Form over function. They don't have to be super effective, because the look so neat.



http://boingboing.net/2009/07/24/homemade-at-at-loft.html

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That is fantastic. I want to own a bed like that, awkward explinations not withstanding.

Also, the AT-AT always struck me as really stupid. It's precursor, of sorts, the A6 Juggernaut is far more pratical. Having to change a flat tire would really suck, though.
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Re: Gentlemen I ask you a question (Star wars Related question)

Postby Master Gunner » 13 Jul 2010, 19:22

AlexanderDitto wrote:
TheRocketSiobhan wrote:Yeah, girls like Star Wars.

While women like Star Trek.


That may be true, but everybody loves The Doctor.

I've never seen Star Wars (OH GOD WHAT AM I DOING IN THIS THREAD) but I thought they were essentially heavily armored vehicles, like tanks, but that could traverse forested/snowy terrain, since they're up high?


How the hell have you never seen them? You must watch them, now.

Return of the Jedi showed why legged vehicles are a bad idea in the jungle, and putting all the weight on 4 legs increases the odds of getting stuck in a snowy environment.

In a universe where anti-grav technology is allegedly commonplace, there's really no excuse for them other than "shock and awe".
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Re: Gentlemen I ask you a question (Star wars Related question)

Postby Zombaholic » 13 Jul 2010, 20:03

operagirl95 wrote:And what's this "gentlemen" stuff, girls love Star Wars too. :)

True, it's just most of my female friends have never seen Star Wars
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Re: Gentlemen I ask you a question (Star wars Related question)

Postby TheRocket » 13 Jul 2010, 20:11

Zombaholic wrote:
operagirl95 wrote:And what's this "gentlemen" stuff, girls love Star Wars too. :)

True, it's just most of my female friends have never seen Star Wars



That's a red flag, dude.


Also, the Doctor does nothing for me.
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Re: Gentlemen I ask you a question (Star wars Related question)

Postby Agloriouscuppa » 13 Jul 2010, 20:13

TheRocketSiobhan wrote:
Zombaholic wrote:
operagirl95 wrote:And what's this "gentlemen" stuff, girls love Star Wars too. :)

True, it's just most of my female friends have never seen Star Wars





Also, the Doctor does nothing for me.


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Re: Gentlemen I ask you a question (Star wars Related question)

Postby operagirl95 » 13 Jul 2010, 20:35

Zombaholic wrote:
operagirl95 wrote:And what's this "gentlemen" stuff, girls love Star Wars too. :)

True, it's just most of my female friends have never seen Star Wars



I am now your friend, fix the title. :)

Also, the Doctor doesn't do anything for me either. Or did you mean Dr. Horrible? :D
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Postby Zombaholic » 13 Jul 2010, 20:52

WOO! And I hope that this title works m'lady
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Postby operagirl95 » 13 Jul 2010, 21:06

:) It is acceptable good knight.
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Postby Agloriouscuppa » 13 Jul 2010, 21:23

Zombaholic wrote:WOO! And I hope that this title works m'lady


I believe you mean 'As you wish'
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Postby Zombaholic » 13 Jul 2010, 21:41

Saying as you wish reminds me of genies. I'm no genie man
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Postby Agloriouscuppa » 13 Jul 2010, 21:58

Zombaholic wrote:Saying as you wish reminds me of genies. I'm no genie man


Was meant to be a Princess Bride reference. Oh you clever boy is the correct response.
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Postby Zombaholic » 13 Jul 2010, 22:10

Aw crap, I hope this isn't on the final test
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