The LRR wiki is back! Drop that baby and edit it!

[Kathleen]

Hey guys, just a heads up to let you know I really love the wiki, and it's actually super helpful for the administration funtimes of my LRR duties. Thanks everyone for your hard work.

[UNHchabo]

Hey guys, just a heads up to let you know I really love the wiki, and it's actually super helpful for the administration funtimes of my LRR duties. Thanks everyone for your hard work.
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Thanks, Kathleen. I originally started using the wiki to find the early videos, but it's nice to know we're doing something you find useful.

[AlexanderDitto]

Hey guys, just a heads up to let you know I really love the wiki, and it's actually super helpful for the administration funtimes of my LRR duties. Thanks everyone for your hard work.

So glad to help in whatever little way we can. <3

Two new Feed Dump transcripts have been posted: Arbitrary Arbitrage and Panda: The Other White Meat.

[Graham]

ALSO!
Note that the wiki is now in our fancy-ass new nav bar!

[AlexanderDitto]

ALSO!
Note that the wiki is now in our fancy-ass new nav bar!

OH GOD THAT MEANS WE HAVE TO STEP UP OUR GAME GUYS.

(This is awesome, Graham! <3)

[UNHchabo]

ALSO!
Note that the wiki is now in our fancy-ass new nav bar!

Aww, this one doesn't work with xkcd's hyphen rule...

Side-note: I don't own the Seasons 4/5 DVDs yet; would someone be willing to fill in the "unknowns" on this page? I know it's very likely that all of the weekly updates are there, but I operate under the principle of "bad information is worse than no information".

[AlexanderDitto]

A new transcript has been added for Mustache of Choice.

Also: Mr. L has kindly added a link to an episodes' transcript in the Feed Dump navigation template. Should I go back and remove the manual link I created in the Trivia sections of all the Feed Dump pages? Should I continue adding it to the trivia section (I don't really see why I need to, the Navigator link is much more elegant). What should I do?

[AlexanderDitto]

Aaaaaand I've added another transcript, this time for Stuffed Snake.

[Master Gunner]

You da man, Ditto.

[AlexanderDitto]

Another transcript has been added, for Machete Party Crasher. Also congratulations to Paul who (last October but WHATEVER I JUST GOT TO IT) for what is I think the first time a Feed Dump has directly referenced another Feed Dump (Machete Party Crashers->The Leaning Henge of Rome).

And here's some transcript trivia for you: how many times during Feed Dump has someone vigorously given the finger with both hands? FOR BONUS POINTS, WHICH EPISODES DID THEY OCCUR IN? AND WHO DID THE FLIPPING? LOOK BELOW FOR THE ANSWER!

The "Double Deuce" has happened NINE times: James (1) in Toe Suckin' and Cat Screamin' (though it wasn't very vigorous so I'm not sure it counts), Alex (1) in Lemon Flavored Goodness, Andy (1) in Mexican Sex, Dolphins & Nudists, Graham (1) in Soldiers of Fortune, Kathleen (4) in Ash-Bullets & Wow-Butter, Criminals & Lawyers, Girls Dump and Comfortably Uncomfortable, and Kate (1) in Stuffed Snake.

Also also: If I am ever on Feed Dump, I'm making sure we do the "Segment that has only happened once but I could totally do again:" Alex reacts.

My name IS Alex, and I CAN react to things.

[King Kool]

SPOILERS I thought Graham did it once.ENDPSOILSTERSDS

Alex, you, me and Dupree should do an East Dump when we're at PAX East.

[AlexanderDitto]

SPOILERS I thought Graham did it once.ENDPSOILSTERSDS

Alex, you, me and Dupree should do an East Dump when we're at PAX East.

Oh my goodness you're right! I've missed annotating a few of them!

Hang on... let me fix that.

[AlexanderDitto]

Aaaaand that count is now inaccurate because I'm writing up the transcript to Expensive Tastes and Kathleen just threw the Double Deuce. So... Kathleen is at (5) now, hahahaha. Kathleen likes flipping the camera off. LOVE IT <3

[AlexanderDitto]

Also also I REALLY should have had this episode transcripted right when it came out, it contains vital information that might have helped Graham pick out an engagement ring for Kathleen!

I really hope he remembered that she wanted one with a Cold War-era booger on it.

EDIT: Expensive Tastes transcript has now been posted.

I should add (and have added on the wiki page) that the story Tally tells about Goldschlager, while apocryphal, is not actually true. Pure gold is actually quite soft, you can smoosh it with your fingernail, and when flattened into a sheet it's even softer. It's got the consistency of a thin sheet of dough in that form. It would hardly cause cuts to your inside. Cut and polished whole diamonds would also not be sharp enough to cause any damage. (In fact, it is rumored that diamond miners sometimes did this to smuggle diamonds out of mines).

Inhaling or imbibing diamond dust, on the other hand, will probably kill you for the reasons described. At the very least, it has legendary status as a poison. Legend has it that Catherine de Medici killed people this way. Though this too may be apocryphal, started as a story to deter people from stealing diamonds from mines by swallowing them.

[Yaxley]

I blame Alex for this.

[AlexanderDitto]

I blame Alex for this.

Hahah yessssssssss you should send it to Kathleen on twitter.

(Also are you missing one, because I only count four in the GIF and there are five in the transcripts...)

[Yaxley]

The fifth one was only a few frames and it didn't flow, so I left it out.

[AlexanderDitto]

The fifth one was only a few frames and it didn't flow, so I left it out.

Aaah that makes sense. I figured it was something like that.

I could not resist so I tweeted it to her!

[Keab42]

That's Awesome!

I bet there's a Checkpoint one you could throw in there as well.

[AlexanderDitto]

A new Feed Dump Transcript has been added: Bigfeets.

Gooooo Poops! You're number one! That's number two!

[AlexanderDitto]

Transcript has been added for Drug Lobsters! That's the last of last year's leftover dumps. Which means, whew, I am now only five weeks behind! Yaaaay!

Next on the list is Workplace Comp. I am... kind of frightened to try to write a transcript for Workplace Comp. D:

[King Kool]

When I made subtitles for DVDs I made in college, if there was too much going on (like, three simultaneous unimportant conversations at once), I would just label it "(calamity)".

[AlexanderDitto]

When I made subtitles for DVDs I made in college, if there was too much going on (like, three simultaneous unimportant conversations at once), I would just label it "(calamity)".

That sounds like giving up! I NEVER GIVE UP.

Transcript has been added for Workplace Comp. Every word, meticulously cataloged, even when Alex and Jer were talking over each other. :B

Just four more left... :B

[AlexanderDitto]

Transcript added for Maximum Macca.

It's OK/To be Gay/We all love High heels Hooray!

[AlexanderDitto]

Transcript Added for Surround Sound Coffin!