Stuck in traffic? You've got nothing on these guys

[Smeghead]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-11062708
Bejing, China

A traffic jam that lasted 9 days.

I don't think I need to say anything more

[Murakami]

Thats ridiculous! And, they did it to themselves:

The road works which were obstructing traffic are necessary to repair damage caused by an increase in cargo lorries using the highway, the state-run newspaper said.

There are lots of lorries so lots of lorries on the road which makes the roads bad for the lorries (such a nice word) and because they are with so many all of the lorries get stuck on the lorrie-destroyed-highway.

[Lord Chrusher]

The Chinese should be building railways rather than highways. No form of land transportation can match a double tracked rail line for capacity.

[theDreamer]

I think a certain man of awesome has something to say on this matter.