I have a theory for how Bill eats like he does

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I have a theory for how Bill eats like he does

Postby dfcrackhead » 29 Aug 2010, 14:17

One day as a small child his mother accidentally mixed his milk bottle up with a bottle of Dave's Insanity Sauce, the resulting hotness burned off all of Bill's taste buds rendering him unable to taste anything. Then in a fight with ninja's, one of them punched him in the mouth, but the fist went all the way to the back of his throat and punched his uvula. The ninja hit it so hard at a certain point, it rendered his uvula numb, thus nullifying any gag reflex. Now he is an unstoppable eating machine who cannot gag, cannot taste, and as a result, never vomits, except when he catches breakbeats.

Well, thats my theory at least, it's either that or his dad was superman and passed down his invulnerability trait to Bill's stomach and nothing else.
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Re: I have a theory for how Bill eats like he does

Postby Bananafish » 29 Aug 2010, 14:20

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Re: I have a theory for how Bill eats like he does

Postby Elomin Sha » 29 Aug 2010, 14:26

No.

Story from Desert Bus 2. Bill. has always eaten gross things. Once he had frogs race. In front of his mother and sister he took the winner and ate it.
Another time when he was young he went into a car with two shoes, he finished the journey with two shoes minus the soul on one.

He is Bill. The Vertically Obese.
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Re: I have a theory for how Bill eats like he does

Postby dfcrackhead » 29 Aug 2010, 14:38

Elomin Sha wrote:No.

Story from Desert Bus 2. Morgan has always eaten gross things.


So what about Bill?
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Re: I have a theory for how Bill eats like he does

Postby Elomin Sha » 29 Aug 2010, 14:59

I don't know what you're talking about. There is no name typo there.

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Re: I have a theory for how Bill eats like he does

Postby iamafish » 29 Aug 2010, 19:35

Dear dfcrackhead,

Punctuation is important; it makes your English scan a lot better, so that it's not challenge to read every thing you write that is longer than one sentence. Please indulge in the use of of.

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Re: I have a theory for how Bill eats like he does

Postby Alja-Markir » 29 Aug 2010, 19:40

SAYS THE FELLOW WITH THE USERNAME WHICH IS SORELY IN NEED OF PUNCTUATION!!!

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Postby iamafish » 29 Aug 2010, 20:11

no, it needs spaced, which are not punctuation as far as I am concerned. And possibly a capital letter...
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Postby Evil Jim » 29 Aug 2010, 21:26

iamafish wrote:no, it needs spaced, which are not punctuation as far as I am concerned. And possibly a capital letter...

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Postby iamafish » 29 Aug 2010, 21:34

Capital letters do not aid understanding (most of the time), so they are not necessary in the same way that commas and full stops are.
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Postby Master Gunner » 29 Aug 2010, 21:38

They do for me. Of course, that could just be the years of conditioning in English classes. It's less important to me than most punctuation, but I don't think capitalizing the beginning of sentences and proper nouns is too much to ask for. It's pretty much the only grammatical rule in English that's actually consistent (most of the time),
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Postby iamafish » 29 Aug 2010, 21:44

You're probably right, but reaching for the shift key is so damn hard!
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Postby Vigafre » 29 Aug 2010, 21:45

You want to know what's hard? TREE TRUNKS. You're running full speed down a forest and BAM! Face full of bark.

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