While LRR is out at PAX....

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The 4th Official LRR Slash Topic
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24%
Rank These Penis Euphemisms By Size
8
20%
Why I Think Anne Frank Had It Coming
4
10%
Ishtar: Better Than LRR?
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2%
Roman Polanski: Thoughtful Rape As A Career Path
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5%
That Stuff Between My Crotch and Leg
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2%
So... is Sinbad actually black?
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Should Drunk Driving Be An Winter Olympics Sport?
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10%
Ask Me About Stitching Dead Animals Together
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7%
This one
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20%
 
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While LRR is out at PAX....

Postby King Kool » 05 Sep 2010, 07:19

What topic should I make while they're not here to object/lock/alert the authorities?
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Re: While LRR is out at PAX....

Postby empath » 05 Sep 2010, 07:32

...just keep posting; I'm sure you'll come up with something. ;)
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Re: While LRR is out at PAX....

Postby GreigKM » 05 Sep 2010, 07:54

Hmm, they're just all so good... Decisions, Decisions...
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Re: While LRR is out at PAX....

Postby Tim » 05 Sep 2010, 08:21

Dead-animal stitching, definitely.
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Postby Emperor Gum » 05 Sep 2010, 09:05

Tim wrote:Dead-animal stitching, definitely.

Oh no, they're still here. SCATTER!
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Re: While LRR is out at PAX....

Postby Zyxst » 05 Sep 2010, 09:52

"Hey guys, let's start a LRR Nickelback fan club!" thread.

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Re: While LRR is out at PAX....

Postby Graham » 05 Sep 2010, 10:37

I honestly want to see penis euphemisms ranked by size.

I think "dingle" is fairly small, and "trouser snake" is on the bigger end. Continue.
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Re: While LRR is out at PAX....

Postby King Kool » 05 Sep 2010, 10:45

Oh, my GOD.

When I told my brother that I wanted to make a topic like this during PAX, it was originally JUST going to be the penis rank thing. He discouraged me from making that, thinking the more random poll idea was funnier. And perhaps it is, but to see this is a very nice vindication.

Or as he suggested, "Ffffffrag!"
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Re: While LRR is out at PAX....

Postby Dave-O_Boy » 05 Sep 2010, 14:21

I'd imagine that "purple fun stick" is somewhere in the middle.
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Re: While LRR is out at PAX....

Postby TheRocket » 05 Sep 2010, 14:36

ANNNNNNNNNNARRRRRRRRCCCHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Re: While LRR is out at PAX....

Postby Vaughn » 05 Sep 2010, 15:04

"Butcher Pete"
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Re: While LRR is out at PAX....

Postby dfcrackhead » 05 Sep 2010, 15:05

One eyed monster would probably be quite large. I wonder where this quote Alex made from a really old Whatever thing "One eyed wiggling welshman" would rank
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Re: While LRR is out at PAX....

Postby Vaughn » 05 Sep 2010, 15:07

'Swiss Meat Roll' would be all about impressive girth rather than length.
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Re: While LRR is out at PAX....

Postby BennyBuns » 05 Sep 2010, 15:10

'Fun Pole' top quarter
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Re: While LRR is out at PAX....

Postby tak197 » 05 Sep 2010, 15:23

"Fffffffloppy Dong" would be whatever the comparable size is in Dante's Inferno.

As for the other topics, I think we'll be hard pressed to find a better LRR slash fic than the Riley and Rodriguez from a while back. Or the Jer/Roscoe one, though I don't think that one ever really got publicly posted.
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Re: While LRR is out at PAX....

Postby King Kool » 05 Sep 2010, 15:23

To be honest, if we're actually going to do it, I think maybe it'd be a good idea to keep it to the one-word euphemism that aren't tied to other imagery (or even just cusses like dick).
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Re: While LRR is out at PAX....

Postby Evil Jim » 05 Sep 2010, 23:15

But the colorful imagery is what makes it the most entertaining. Wish I knew which album has George Carlin's list of dick slang. He also has a long list of euphemisms for masturbating, some of which are downright poetic.
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Re: While LRR is out at PAX....

Postby Dave-O_Boy » 05 Sep 2010, 23:22

He had euphemisms for everything..
Guess what "Having the painters in" means? hehe.


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Dongle = smaller than Dong, but hangs more loose.
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Re: While LRR is out at PAX....

Postby Ed. » 06 Sep 2010, 03:01

surely peewee is smallest and prick is biggest
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Re: While LRR is out at PAX....

Postby madrak_the_red » 07 Sep 2010, 11:20

Ima say schlong is pretty large
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Re: While LRR is out at PAX....

Postby Drinnik » 07 Sep 2010, 12:47

I think cock implies something fairly substantial.
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Re: While LRR is out at PAX....

Postby Dave-O_Boy » 07 Sep 2010, 13:21

See I disagree with prick and cock. Those both sound like something that would be average sized.
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Re: While LRR is out at PAX....

Postby Graham » 07 Sep 2010, 21:50

To me, prick sounds on the small end. Like a pin-prick.

Schlong is totally large.
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Re: While LRR is out at PAX....

Postby Fuzzyfreaker » 07 Sep 2010, 22:41

I think the winner when it comes to length is "Third Leg."
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Re: While LRR is out at PAX....

Postby Murakami » 07 Sep 2010, 23:05

Man-thrunk might beat that.
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