sorry kathleen.....

[The Jester]

[Whitmore]

I can't wait for Kathleen to post in this thread.

Whatever she drops with be like an H-Bomb.

[MattAn]

Careful, Ditto. If anyone ups Matt, he goes all LRRumble on their asses with his banhammer. Or, y'know, his hambanner.

Don't worry.



I came prepared.

Haaahahaha.. Came. I lol'd. Also, Matt. From one Matt to another, I love you. That Ban deodorant was sheer epic wrapped in a post.

This topic is hereby dubbed "If I were a hambanner.."

[the amativeness]

This topic is hereby dubbed "If I were a hambanner.."

...I'd hambanner in the morning.
and hambanner in the evening,
all over this land...

[Vigafre]

Oh I wish I was a hambanner wiener
That is what I'd truly like to be
And if I was a hambanner wiener
Everyone would be in love with me

[Mad Madam Mimm]

I ain't sayin' she a hambanner
but she ain't messin' wi' no broke spanner

[ThrashJazzAssassin]

STOP!



...Hambanner Time!





...What? You were all thinking it!

[Theremin]

The only MC Hammer I recognise is animated.

[ThrashJazzAssassin]

Who is this MC Hammer you speak of? I know only of the great MC Hambanner.

[Theremin]

Your god is different from my god!

I kill you now!

*lunges*

[MattAn]

Friends, friends! We have more important things to discuss.

For example..

I like big hambanners and I can not lie,
You other brothers can't deny,
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty banner,
And a round ham in your face, you eat it.

Wait.. That's not right..

[Theremin]

I'd eat it.

[MattAn]

I'd eat it.

Damn right you would. Wink.

[theDreamer]

I'd rather be a banhammer than a nail
Yes I would
If I only could

[MattAn]

I'd rather be a hambanner than a nail
Yes I would
If I only could

Duuuude, first L-L-R, now failing to hambanner correctly? For shame..

[theDreamer]

LLR was four years ago!

I was 14!

...now I have no excuse.

EDIT: it seems I don't know my own age.

[Ayailla]

I know other people ignored it but... erm... who brought Yaoi into our LRR? Back to 4chan, you!!!

[Maerarde]

Ahh 4chan, what good place to put random pictures of cows geting it on

[TomBrend]

No need to break out the ban hammer, honda. He's just new here.

saulfenky2470: Kathleen writes dick/vagina jokes. The weirdest, most absurd, and most mind-bleach-inducing sketches on the site are generally Kathleen's. Also, a lot of the members of these forums possess a pair of X chromosomes. It is unfair and misogynistic to single out a specific person or a group of people and create a thread to apologize to them for making a dick joke on the basis of their gender. If they find something offensive, they will tell you, and then move on 90% of the time, because offensive jokes on the internet are not exactly anything new or rare. If you think something might be offensive to others, maybe you just shouldn't post it?

Also, the Canadian Sorry works best when combined with an attempt at proper capitalization and punctuation, but it does look like your posts are getting more readable overall.

sorry to long for me to bother to read

HI TROLL, I'M MASTER GUNNER, HAVE SOME CAKE!

:p

[Maerarde]

Ummm what the fuck?

[MattAn]

Ummm what the fuck?

I THINK WE'RE SET US UP THE BOMB.

MAIN SCREEN TURN ON. HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN.

[Metcarfre]

THIS IS EGREGIOUS!!!

Seriously, though, Hileict; that sig is egregiously large.

[empath]

And it's:

...
SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB.

WHAT YOU SAY?

WE GET SIGNAL. MAIN SCREEN TURN ON.

IT'S YOU!
...et cetera.


Honestly, now!



Is it bad that I was able to write that from memory?

[Ottoman]

Is it awesome that I was able to write that from memory?

Yes, but it wasn't quite right. Anyway,

HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.

WHAT YOU SAY!

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.

HAHAHA.

[TomBrend]

I am consistently offended by the enormity of my own signature.