Apparently I will soon own Google.. (Then, THE WORLD~!)

[MattAn]

Okay, not really. But close!

You may now discuss the reason for why sky is blue. Or whatever else you people use Google for.. You dirty, dirty minds..

[Master Gunner]

What I use Google for is hardly appropriate for a public board.

[MattAn]

Admit it, it's Fear of Matt.

[Maerarde]

Fourth...

JK, The sky is blue because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light. When we look towards the sun at sunset, we see red and orange colours because the blue light has been scattered out and away from the line of sight.

Happy?

[JustAName]

Google is our dear and glorious leader. This is not news.

[MattAn]

Google is our dear and glorious leader. This is not news.

The news is not that Google is our leader/saviour/bran muffin. It is that I will soon be in control of the universe. Through the family and all.. Yeah.

[Keab42]

Keep dreaming.

[MattAn]

Keep dreaming.

You laugh now, foolish morta-- Oh, who am I kidding. XD

BLAST YOU AND YOUR ACTUAL SANITY

[JustAName]

Oh, sure, they may keep you as a figurehead... But that doesn't mean you'll have any power.

[Metcarfre]

My step-dad's nephew is supposedly -the- Site Reliability Engineer at Google HQ.

Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

[MattAn]

My step-dad's nephew is supposedly -the- Site Reliability Engineer at Google HQ.

Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

The supposedly was when I was first informed, then proceeded to look it up. So, that's now a definitely. Since May.

Also, I will give you credit for a cunning SpaceBalls reference.. However.. You're still an ass

[JustAName]

Just let him keep his illusions, guys, and we can keep running stuff as usual.

[MattAn]

Just let him keep his illusions, guys, and we can keep running stuff as usual.

To be honest, I will just being extremely over-the-top, adding that I am owner of teh Googlez. Obviously that's not the case.

I still find it's pretty darn cool that I have a relative in a fairly important role in the company.

[It's My Delorean]

At the very least you'll be something like the twenty-first member of the royal family, probably only given control of a minor unimportant part of the internet.

[MattAn]

At the very least you'll be something like the twenty-first member of the royal family, probably only given control of a minor unimportant part of the internet.

There's only so much I can take of YouTube though!

Soon, however, with my "power", every site URL in existence will forever lead to LoadingReadyRun.com. Except LoadingReadyRun.com.. Which will redirect to Fear of Matt.

[madrak_the_red]

They're just gonna give you 4chan. Lock you in a dark room until you turn completely insane.

[Master Gunner]

Admit it, it's Fear of Matt.

Why would I have to Google Fear of Matt?

[MattAn]

They're just gonna give you 4chan. Lock you in a dark room until you turn completely insane.

A; 4chan isn't on the internet. It's a figment of nobody's imagination.
B; I'm always in a dark room. Yours. Wink.
C; It'll turn me insane? Who says I'm not already? Huh? HUH!? Punk.

<3

[LaurenExposed]

Too bad Barnaby Brown's current girlfriend Lauren cheated on him and was seeing another man behind his back... the poor guy is blind. The other guy has recent g-chats to prove they were seeing each other and hooking up. SHE was blowing up the OTHER guy, but when he told her he was going to expose her, she told everyone he was harassing HER and got HER parents and everyone threatening HIM. He got PROOF she called him from her work and cell phone calling and begging him not to e-mail him or her parents because she lied to them both. She got a ton of school loan debt and is looking for a sugar daddy to make her life easy. So if this is really your step-dad's nephew, pass it along. I am not trying to ruin anyones life, but she is a liar and a cheat... pretty much said that Barnaby is not attractive but that she is with him because she is "lonely" and he is is "nice to her"... girl talk for "he has money".

[Lyinginbedmon]

If he's blind, how are they having g-chats?

[HummingbirdJames]

If he's blind, how are they having g-chats?

Braille.

[empath]

"the poor guy is blind" could be a metaphorical comment - referring to his ignorance of the g/f cheating on him.



Oh, and 4chan? Seriously? 4chan is afraid to go to sites that I frequent...

...and usually on those sites, I hear whispered tales of the sites that those denizens have only timidly glanced at...

...and usually the tales mention a mythic figure they saw there and were filled with awe for - MasterGunner.

[Zombaholic]

Admit it, it's Fear of Matt.

Why would I have to Google Fear of Matt?

WHY IS THAT SONG CATCHY?

[empath]

Because it's Fear of Matt; I've tried out the original (not-slowed down) version, and it's not a fun.

[WallCat]

its so hypnotic, i bet it steals a bit of your soul every time you watch it