The Confession Topic: Get It Off Your Chest!

[Elomin Sha]

19? I can beat that, I'm 25 and never kissed or held hands with girl.

[Theremin]

You win!

And lose.

[Elomin Sha]

I never lose, I can't lose. I'M A WINNER!

[The Jester]

Don't sweat it, you guys who are 19 and never been kissed, I was the same. I've still yet to have sex, though.

But you know what? Never mind. It'll happen sooner or later.

[Mister Fiend]

Not matter how hard I steel my heart, someone will always find crack in the armor and stab me in it.

[Elomin Sha]

If you want to remedy that always always put yourself down. That's what I do.

[Mister Fiend]

White women are the Devil.

[saulfenky2470]

Celibate until 20, didn't even have a girlfriend until the very last few weeks of being 19. Really not that big a deal until it's actually happening.

ya but im trying and failing at it

[iamafish]

don't sweat. Things will happen eventually, just keep living.

[Dubious_wolf]

I am biology undergrad who spells protein
P-R-O-T-I-E-N. I fail at doing the science.

[I X]

I complain that I have work to do, and then end up doing nothing!
Every. Damn. Time.

[theDreamer]

I complain that I have work to do, and then end up doing nothing!
Every. Damn. Time.

Welcome to my life.

...And I wonder why I'm basically failing calculus (57% on the midterm. I need a 60% to continue taking calculus. I need to take Calc 2 or else I can't go into second year. Why am I in math? There are people here so much smarter than me. Hell, the people I hang out with are so much smarter than me, and they're the SOCIABLE math nerds. I can only imagine the ones whose life is math...)

[I X]

Oh, hells. I just realised I have a lecture tomorrow in a module that has two projects due: one on Friday, one two weeks away. I have done nothing for either.

Kill me.

Edit: the lecture doesn't mean anything in of itself, but the GUILT. THE GUILT!

[Master Gunner]

I complain that I have work to do, and then end up doing nothing!
Every. Damn. Time.

Welcome to my life.

...And I wonder why I'm basically failing calculus (57% on the midterm. I need a 60% to continue taking calculus. I need to take Calc 2 or else I can't go into second year. Why am I in math? There are people here so much smarter than me. Hell, the people I hang out with are so much smarter than me, and they're the SOCIABLE math nerds. I can only imagine the ones whose life is math...)

That's why I took the comp sci program that didn't require me to take math courses (well, one basic business-math and one business-oriented calc that my AP covered). I can do math, generally, but it's a massive pain in the ass.

So instead I'm battling to save myself from failing the huge pile of finance and accounting courses I get.

[JustAName]

I complain that I have work to do, and then end up doing nothing!
Every. Damn. Time.

Me, tooooo. >.<

[theDreamer]

...Gunner, you should know better than most...I can't not do math.

Everyone in the Math Faculty (that includes the Computer Science School) has a nearly identical first year.

Math 135, 136, 137, 138, CS 135 (or 115 for non-CS majors), and 4 electives.

Second year is where the branching starts, but all of us need calc 1 and 2, and algebra 1 and 2.

[The Jester]

I've started to not allow myself on the internet untill the evening. Consequently my productivity has gone up 100%, in that I'm actually producing things now. XD

I can still improve, I'm sure.. I think I'll start getting up earlier that 12. That'll probably work wonders for productivity too.

[It's My Delorean]

I've started to not allow myself on the internet untill the evening. Consequently my productivity has gone up 100%, in that I'm actually producing things now. XD

I can still improve, I'm sure.. I think I'll start getting up earlier that 12. That'll probably work wonders for productivity too.

You make that sound sooo easy. And yet, my upgrade course is online, so i'[m kinda outta luck I think.

[2stepz]

White women are the Devil.

Oh come on... you know you love my cute little horns... and the pitchfork turns you on. Admit it. Devils are damned sexy.

[Mister Fiend]

White women are the Devil.

Oh come on... you know you love my cute little horns... and the pitchfork turns you on. Admit it. Devils are damned sexy.

Which is why I have a tattoo of a devil woman.

CONFESSION:I think I subconsciously seek out crazy woman so when it ends I can convince myself it was their crazy that ended it and not me and my issues.

And I knew that Ronnie was lying when she told me she was 23, but I figured she was about 20, NOT barely 18. I did feel like a dirty old man after that one.

[King Kool]

Aside from FINALLY having a dream where I thought it was Inception (can't believe it took that long), I had a dream later the same night where the world was ending, and I had a few rewinds (or somehow, I could turn back time and redo something before it happened, but not prevent it). When I realized I was out of them, I just threw a sheet over myself and a friend I've lost touch with and tried to shield her from the impact. The meteor caused destruction, but we miraculously survived. Very relieved, she jumped forward and kissed me.

The best thing that happened to me all week, maybe all month, didn't.

[tak197]

I confess that I have now watched both A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel. And both of them have made me decide that it is time that we men were able to sprout ovaries, because I want to carry Darren Criss' children. Oh my GOD was he amazing as Harry.

[empath]

Okay, {let's curtail this tangent} Because we could discuss Doctor Who forever.

True - it's a show about time travel; it seems we could LITERALLY spend all of eternity discussing it.


ANYWAY, I must confess that despite my voracious appetite for pornography and erotica (I won a 'how big is your /b/ folder?' ON 4chan.org/b/ once - I was about three gigs over the next closest), I find that I'm perusing narrative fiction in 'that genre', I'm skipping past the sex scenes to see how the rest of the story turns out...


...it probably helps that my current favourite author is quite talented at the whole 'writing a story' scheme to begin with:

"You're beautiful," he said.

"You're biased," she responded.

"I'm an expert," he said firmly. "Don't argue with me."

[Ringo803]

I surround myself with people because I hate being alone with myself

[Dubious_wolf]

a hopeless romantic.