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Who has two thumbs and is twenty?

Posted: 26 Oct 2010, 00:05
by gcninja
THIS GUY

So that aside.. I'm and now one fifth of a century old. Somehow I have managed to survive. I've had one girl friend, three run ins with the police (only one from an assault charge, broke a guys hand at the age of 14), worked with a pedophile at the age of 15, and have had the same job for 5yrs (and four months but who's counting). I've lived with one of the most batshit loco people ever and somehow survived it, and am now back at home. I've been to two cons, cosplayed, and those two weekends have been the most fun I've ever had. I've met and worked with people from all across the globe, I've been a teacher to college students since I was 14 and if I need to, thanks to this, can hide from the police, FBI, etc if I ever need to.

Other than that, I think my lifes been pretty boring life, I don't know how but I haven't had a heart attack yet either.
Still, its a good day so far, gotta work on my bday but hey, c'est le vive. I got a DSi, and when I get home, I'm going to kick back with some cake, and make my family sit through both Death Note live action movies.

Re: Who has two thumbs and is twenty?

Posted: 26 Oct 2010, 00:42
by iamafish
congratulations

Re: Who has two thumbs and is twenty?

Posted: 26 Oct 2010, 00:59
by Lyinginbedmon
OOOOOOOOOOOLD
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Re: Who has two thumbs and is twenty?

Posted: 26 Oct 2010, 01:15
by WBAGNR
Sounds like you are living a good life, well done.

Re: Who has two thumbs and is twenty?

Posted: 26 Oct 2010, 02:29
by Danzama
Happy birthday!!!!

Re: Who has two thumbs and is twenty?

Posted: 26 Oct 2010, 02:39
by SecretsOfMoon
gcninja wrote:thanks to this, can hide from the police, FBI, etc if I ever need to.


How exactly does this work?

Re: Who has two thumbs and is twenty?

Posted: 26 Oct 2010, 02:40
by Maerarde
Umm... by... *shrugs*

Re: Who has two thumbs and is twenty?

Posted: 26 Oct 2010, 02:44
by gcninja
I can flee the country and have asylum thanks to a friend in a non-extraditing laws. IDK which have it and which dont but i know people in all asian countries save north korea and japan, macedonia, moldova, romania, turkey, africa, bolivia, spain, ALOT in ecuador, brazil, chile. And probably a few I missed. (all i know personally, not "over the net")

Also, I HIGHLY doubt, i will ever need to, its just a joke I make for how many people i know around the world

Re: Who has two thumbs and is twenty?

Posted: 26 Oct 2010, 03:39
by Myrph
Congrats! Just remember:

1. Throw a party
2. Invite girl(s)
3. ??????
4. PROFIT!

Re: Who has two thumbs and is twenty?

Posted: 26 Oct 2010, 03:44
by gcninja
3 could be whoring

Re: Who has two thumbs and is twenty?

Posted: 26 Oct 2010, 04:24
by Lord Chrusher
Happy birthday!

Re: Who has two thumbs and is twenty?

Posted: 26 Oct 2010, 05:24
by epocalypse
I grant you exactly one virtual birthday taco.

Re: Who has two thumbs and is twenty?

Posted: 26 Oct 2010, 05:28
by empath
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(Lying? Mister Fiend is gonna be upset with you when he finds you've...er, ninja'd his trademark birthday 'gift', and you know what happens when Mister Fiend is upset with someone: -1d6 SAN.)

Re: Who has two thumbs and is twenty?

Posted: 26 Oct 2010, 05:48
by allison
happy birthday :)

Re: Who has two thumbs and is twenty?

Posted: 26 Oct 2010, 06:43
by Mad Madam Mimm
Happy happy happy happy happy happy...


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BIRTHDAY!

Re: Who has two thumbs and is twenty?

Posted: 26 Oct 2010, 07:36
by Cureless_Poison
Welcome to the club, and Happy Bday.

Re: Who has two thumbs and is twenty?

Posted: 26 Oct 2010, 08:05
by aeric90
~/o This is your birthday song. It isn't very long. ~/o

Re: Who has two thumbs and is twenty?

Posted: 26 Oct 2010, 08:14
by GreigKM
Happy I-bet-you-wish-you-where-one-year-older-and-could-legally-drink Birthday! Let the party begin!
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(Fitting because it's almost Halloween)

Re: Who has two thumbs and is twenty?

Posted: 26 Oct 2010, 08:33
by goat
Happy birthday!

But you know who also has two thumbs and is older today?

James