Just relax. For a moment...You're free of the pants.

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Postby Vohn_exel » 23 Nov 2010, 01:08

Ok, since this was so AWESOME in chat, lets have an entire thread for it!

For those that don't know what it is, there was a challenge for the crew to substitute the word pants for any word in their favorite Star Wars line. The chat took off with it! So, let's continue it here, so the chat isn't bombarded with it all night, and just for fun. So again, replace the word pants for any word in any line from Star Wars.

"Not even Master Yoda has a pants count that high."
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Postby Longshot » 23 Nov 2010, 06:51

"Tell Jabba that I will get him his pants."
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Postby Lyinginbedmon » 23 Nov 2010, 07:18

Many Bothans died to bring us these pants.
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Postby empath » 23 Nov 2010, 07:33

"Han'll get those pants down; we've got to give him more time!"

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Postby ThrashJazzAssassin » 23 Nov 2010, 08:11

"That was never a condition of our agreement; nor was giving pants to this bounty hunter!"

*sigh* It's like I'm fifteen again. Oh well, it could be worse; I could have gone for "I find your lack of pants disturbing."
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Postby Theremin » 23 Nov 2010, 08:36

I have altered the pants. Pray I do not alter them further.
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Postby Metcarfre » 23 Nov 2010, 09:06

"But I was going into Toshi station to pick up some pants converters!"
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Postby sdhonda » 23 Nov 2010, 09:45

"Governer Tarkin. I should have known you were holding Vader's pants. I smelled your foul stench when I was brought on board."
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Postby empath » 23 Nov 2010, 09:47

metcarfre wrote:"But I was going into Toshi station to pick up some pants!"



"You can waste time with your pants when your chores are done. "
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Postby sdhonda » 23 Nov 2010, 09:52

"A little short for a storm trooper?"
"Huh? Oh the pants."
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Postby empath » 23 Nov 2010, 09:55

"These pants are now the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use them."
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Postby ozMidra » 23 Nov 2010, 09:55

"These aren't the pants you're looking for..."
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Postby sdhonda » 23 Nov 2010, 09:56

"I find your lack of pants disturbing"

"Your sad devotion to that ancient religon has not helped your conjure up the stolen pants"
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Postby empath » 23 Nov 2010, 10:00

"No! Alderaan is peaceful! We have no pants, you can't possibly-"


EDIT: No. This is better:

Leia: "No! Alderaan is peaceful! We have no weapons, you can't possibly-"
Tarkin: {Impatiently} You would prefer another target, a military target? Then name the system! {beat} I grow tired of asking this so it will be the last time: Where is the rebel base?
Leia: ...my pants. They're in my pants.
Tarkin: There. You see, Lord Vader, she can be reasonable. Continue with the operation; you may fire when ready.
Leia: WHAT?!
Tarkin: You're far too trusting. Your pants are too remote to make an effective demonstration - but don't worry; we will deal with your rebel friends soon enough.
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Postby Metcarfre » 23 Nov 2010, 10:02

"Well, the Empire doesn't consider a small one-man fighter to be any threat, or they'd have a tighter defense. An analysis of the plans provided by Princess Leia has demonstrated a weakness in the battle station. But the approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use pants."
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Postby MotorWaffle » 23 Nov 2010, 11:17

"In my experience, there's no such thing as pants."
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Postby empath » 23 Nov 2010, 11:22

Luke: Boy, it's lucky you have these pants.
Han Solo: I use them for smuggling. I never thought I'd be smuggling myself in them. This is ridiculous.
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Postby MotorWaffle » 23 Nov 2010, 11:51

"remember your pants, help you they can!"
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Postby empath » 23 Nov 2010, 16:12

Moff Jerjerrod: Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence...
Darth Vader: You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I'm here to put you back in pants.
Moff Jerjerrod: I assure you, Lord Vader. My men are working as fast as they can.
Darth Vader: Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.

...and...

Moff Jerjerrod: The Emperor's coming here?
Darth Vader: That is correct, Commander. And, he is most displeased with your apparent lack of pants.
Moff Jerjerrod: We shall double our efforts.
Darth Vader: I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.


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Postby iamafish » 23 Nov 2010, 16:31

"no, I am your pants"

"You're my only pants"
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Postby theDreamer » 23 Nov 2010, 16:41

Leia:I pants you.
Han: I know.

"Give in to your pants."

"He's more pants now than man; twisted and evil."
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Postby iamafish » 23 Nov 2010, 16:43

"that's no pants"

"Your pants are week old man"
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Postby Aeralis » 23 Nov 2010, 17:05

Boba Fett: Put him in the cargo pants.
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Postby Metcarfre » 23 Nov 2010, 17:55

Aeralis wrote:Boba Fett: Put him in the cargo pants.


Wiiiiiinner!
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Postby TheRocket » 23 Nov 2010, 20:43

"You don’t know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your pants”
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