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[Drdiggit42]

Because you superglued your eyes to me.

Are there any glue solvents that aren't harmful to eyes?

[Psyclone]

I heard that if you mix Drano and unleaded gasoline it works well, and the unleaded is okay for your eyes.

Oh my god, what's that behind you?

[Season's Beatings]

My cat sleeping in my bed. Oh and Cthulhu.

Why is Ezio such a dirty old man?

[Elomin Sha]

Bellusconi's mentor.

Shepard or FemShep?

[nicholasmc1]

Wrex

I bought Mass Efect 3 start ME1 instead....what is wrong with me?

[Keab42]

Nothing, you just want to get the full story.

Why are dating sites filled with normal people?

[plummeting_sloth]

Because modern contrivances have made all places where face-to-face meeting possible either stalkerish, expensive, awkward and/or inhumanly loud.

Despite all that, why do many still fine online dating sites so off-putting?

[Geoff_B]

To find out what abnormal people look like.

Why, why, why, Delilah?

[Gap Filler]

Shouldn't have let cut your hair, Samson.

When I was waiting in a bar, where were you?
When I was buying you a drink, where were you?
When I was crying at home in bed, where were you?

When I watched you from a distance did you see me?
You were standing in a queue did you see me?
You had yellow hair, did you see me?

I want to talk to you all night, do you like me?
I want to find out about your life, do you like me?
Could you ever be my wife, do you love me?

[nicholasmc1]

QUESTION OVERLOAD!!!

System critical do you wish to procede with purge?

[plummeting_sloth]

Nah... my therapist says I need to cut down on purging my computer. She thinks I might be giving it a complex. I mean, it's not my fault it's so fat, right?

Have you ever left someone hanging for a high five and why?

[Season's Beatings]

Plenty. Because they were dicks.

Coffee or meth?

[Geoff_B]

I only came in for a checkup!

Should you eat pies on pi-day?

[Season's Beatings]

No, you should eat Boston Cream Pies which are technically a cake and open a rift in time and space.

Should I learn to play guitar?

[Gap Filler]

No. Learn something original. Like this. Or this. Or possibly this.

Apple pie or blueberry pie?

[aeric90]

^^ Or my personal favorite: This!

^ Why chose? Have both in one pie!

What should I have for lunch today that isn't pie?

[SilPho]

This

Should I feel bad for suggesting that?

[plummeting_sloth]

Yes. Now they have to actually print out that picture, puree it into a liquid and drink it. A fate arguably worse that drinking an actual club.

On that note, worst thing you've ever drank?

[Geoff_B]

Grapefruit juice. I cannot stand it.

How now, brown cow?

[Drdiggit42]

Never!

Hasn't that question been asked before?

[tamaness]

Hasn't that question been asked before?

[plummeting_sloth]

This is all silly and I'm putting a stop to it at once.

Favorite road trip/ other means of transportation journey moment?

[River_Annarchy]

Sitting on a ferry heading to Vancouver Island

Whats the longest youve ever played a single game for before?

[SevenFieldsOfAwesome]

Fallout 3-18 hours with my friend...eyes went all funny and I passed out.

If you were a Chicken with a hemorrhoid, who would you see about it?

[Elomin Sha]

A General Clucktitioner.

If you were a planet, which one would you be?