Ask The User Below You.

[plummeting_sloth]

Yes. Which is to say, no.

Whilst listening to on shuffle on the device of your choice, what's the longest you've gone without having to skip a song and what song did you skip?

[Gap Filler]

Never skipped a song. Don't put stuff I'd wanna skip on my Walkman or iPhone.

Does it offend you, yeah?

[Fezzul]

A little. In the same way that Russel Peters offends me a little. Not in a way where I could actively say he's racist, but in a way that is enough to make me wonder if he is, so that his jokes cease to be funny. Not out of my own desire to be politically correct, but out of a sense of "Why should he get laughs if all he's spouting is poorly phrased mild bigotry?"

Why did I get so involved in that answer?

[Geoff_B]

Too much time on your hands

Is that the pot calling the kettle black?

[Dibria]

Looks at Geoffs's post count... I think it speaks for itself.

Would you rather be stuck in a lift with naked Morgan or Alex immediately after his last desertbus shift?

[PlasmaCow]

Alex, I have a feeling he would be less... in my face with his junk, for lack a better word.

To bed or not to bed? That is the question.

[beramode0]

To bed. Always bed. When in doubt bed. Bed.

Do you think I'm obsessed about beds?

[ex-Lurker]

Just a little bit.

What are you obsessed about?

[Fezzul]

Rejection and honesty.

How now spirit? Whither wonder you?

[Geoff_B]

I wonder if you mean "wander".

Do you mean "wander"?

[Fezzul]

Yes... yes I do.

Whither wander you?

[Dibria]

Neither, I am a wonder.

What is the square root of a root?

[Kapol]

A leaf.

Where did I leave my book?

[ex-Lurker]

On the bookshelf.

Why?

[Fezzul]

Why not?

[Ptangmatik]

Because otherwise physics stops working properly and I have to go re-engage Gravity before I have to start scraping kangaroos off the moon again

How do you describe the colour red to someone who's blind?

[nicholasmc1]

You tell them it's the colour that represents my burning hatred for people.

I woke up today at 3:30pm what should I do with my day?

[Geoff_B]

Food, games, TV, sleep.

Where is my cow?

[nicholasmc1]

Oh....that was your cow.....I may have....masticated it....

Can I buy you a new one?

[plummeting_sloth]

Ohhhh... it's just not the same. But yes.

Have you ever successfully pulled a switcheroo on someone?

[Fezzul]

Yes, at the hospital. It was hilarious... She thought she was getting A+ blood. Should have seen the look on her face.

What is an electric eel?

[ex-Lurker]

A fish found in the Amazon river that produce the most electricity of any living organism (others include the Aba Aba, and the electric ray). Since the majority of its body is composed of electricity-producing muscle, most of its vital organs are crammed into the front of its body.

Was that too much information?

[Ptangmatik]

Nah, that was all the necessary information, with reasonably relevant information tacked on for completeness

Is there such a thing as 'Pick your own' in Canada?

(You go to a farm and pick your own, for example, strawberries then pay at a hut next to the carpark. Its cheaper than supermarkets for obvious reasons and its fun as a leisure activity)

[ex-Lurker]

Yes, for example there are pick your own apples and strawberries around farms in my area.

What is your favourite fruit?

[Fezzul]

John Barrowman

Am I too much?