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Osama Bin Laden Confirmed Dead!!!!

Posted: 01 May 2011, 19:01
by octopimpostor

Re: Osama Bin Laden Confirmed Dead!!!!

Posted: 01 May 2011, 19:01
by CancerBottle

Re: Osama Bin Laden Confirmed Dead!!!!

Posted: 01 May 2011, 19:03
by sdhonda
'bout time.

Re: Osama Bin Laden Confirmed Dead!!!!

Posted: 01 May 2011, 19:06
by CancerBottle
Great. Can we go home now?

Re: Osama Bin Laden Confirmed Dead!!!!

Posted: 01 May 2011, 19:06
by Bananafish
Hasn't he been on dialysis for like seven years, it's sort of amazing he lived for so long

Re: Osama Bin Laden Confirmed Dead!!!!

Posted: 01 May 2011, 19:09
by King Kool
Good.

I was still hoping for him to face trial, like Hussein did, but this outcome is satisfactory.

What else is there to say?

Re: Osama Bin Laden Confirmed Dead!!!!

Posted: 01 May 2011, 19:11
by octopimpostor
I agree with you King Kool.

Re: Osama Bin Laden Confirmed Dead!!!!

Posted: 01 May 2011, 19:11
by Bananafish
Barack Huessin Obama, noted Nobel Peace Prize winner, is about to make a speech gloating about killing an enfeebled old man

Re: Osama Bin Laden Confirmed Dead!!!!

Posted: 01 May 2011, 19:16
by sdhonda
Hence why you never give the Nobel Peace Prize to a sitting national leader.

According to Barbara Tuchman, the Peace Prize was to be discontinued 20 years after it's conception. Nobel figured that if war and arms races could not be solved by then, they never could.

Re: Osama Bin Laden Confirmed Dead!!!!

Posted: 01 May 2011, 19:17
by CancerBottle
We killed him. Good.

But we let him scare us into surrendering many of our civil liberties and freedoms. We let him scare us into sending over 5000 of our men and women to die.

You know those "100 Most Influential People Throughout History" books? It's because of America's response that he'll be in them.

Re: Osama Bin Laden Confirmed Dead!!!!

Posted: 01 May 2011, 19:19
by Bananafish
Lol we gave one to Kissinger, it literally means nothing

Re: Osama Bin Laden Confirmed Dead!!!!

Posted: 01 May 2011, 19:21
by Bananafish

Re: Osama Bin Laden Confirmed Dead!!!!

Posted: 01 May 2011, 19:24
by tak197
A) Apparently it was a human operation that killed him, not cancer.

B) I wonder how many mixtapes he'll release, like Tupac.

C) Twitter is freaking awesome right now. I see jokes about Zombie bin Laden, Alien bin Laden, Doctor bin Laden, etc.

Re: Osama Bin Laden Confirmed Dead!!!!

Posted: 01 May 2011, 19:24
by sdhonda
Bananafish wrote:Lol we gave one to Kissinger, it literally means nothing


Oh hoho, want a good read Banana? Check out Kissinger's Diplomacy. It's an academic tome detailing western diplomacy from 1630 to 1990. He repeatedly mentions in various contexts that the morality of individuals differs from the morality of nation states.

Re: Osama Bin Laden Confirmed Dead!!!!

Posted: 01 May 2011, 19:26
by Bananafish
Where is the death certificate, Obama?!?! WHERE IS IT?!

Re: Osama Bin Laden Confirmed Dead!!!!

Posted: 01 May 2011, 19:28
by octopimpostor
Bananafish wrote:Where is the death certificate, Obama?!?! WHERE IS IT?!

hahaha!!!!

Re: Osama Bin Laden Confirmed Dead!!!!

Posted: 01 May 2011, 19:34
by AlexanderDitto
tak197 wrote:C) Twitter is freaking awesome right now. I see jokes about Zombie bin Laden, Alien bin Laden, Doctor bin Laden, etc.


Twitter has exploded. My feed is going wild.

I love living in the future. Information (and mis-information) is damn near instantaneously spread across the globe.

Camera on the president's podium just went live.

Honestly, this means... well, it means something, but not terribly much. It's more a symbolic victory than anything, but... this guy was not a good guy. So it's good that he's not influencing people into killing themselves anymore.

Re: Osama Bin Laden Confirmed Dead!!!!

Posted: 01 May 2011, 19:35
by tak197
My personal favorite so far: "Osama bin Laden was killed in a mansion. Now we have to determine who did it, in which room, and with what object."

Re: Osama Bin Laden Confirmed Dead!!!!

Posted: 01 May 2011, 19:36
by Alja-Markir
Why does anyone care?

~Alja~

Re: Osama Bin Laden Confirmed Dead!!!!

Posted: 01 May 2011, 19:39
by Bananafish
Alja-Markir wrote:Why does anyone care?

~Alja~


We must sate the national bloodlust and ride it into reelection

Re: Osama Bin Laden Confirmed Dead!!!!

Posted: 01 May 2011, 19:41
by Metcarfre
Because somebody gets a reward, I think.

Re: Osama Bin Laden Confirmed Dead!!!!

Posted: 01 May 2011, 19:42
by King Kool
Yeah, someone might get $25,000,000, I think it is.

Re: Osama Bin Laden Confirmed Dead!!!!

Posted: 01 May 2011, 19:43
by Metcarfre
Oh msn, sweer deal.

Re: Osama Bin Laden Confirmed Dead!!!!

Posted: 01 May 2011, 19:45
by Bananafish
the speech is over, recap:

9/11, troops, osama, "America did not choose this fight"

e; he also used America killing a guy as an example of 'we can do anything we set our minds to'

Re: Osama Bin Laden Confirmed Dead!!!!

Posted: 01 May 2011, 19:59
by Bananafish
Americans found cheering and dancing in front of white house as though we just won a football game. the joy over this single death will surpass the collective pity for the innocent afghanis, pakistanis, and iraqis who have been left dead or homeless in the past decade.