Long time no see, forum

[Highlander]

What did I miss?

[Alja-Markir]

Ponies.

~Alja~

[JustAName]

Oh, nothing much. Gunner and Arius were found to have conceived a secret love-child that traveled back through time and turned out to be Morgan, and about half the forumites were all the same person masquerading under radically different personas, arguing with each other, for a while, but Alja put a stop to that by condensing them into one super-persona that couldn't post without deleting it immediately after, so we don't really have to worry about that anymore.

The usual.

[Alja-Markir]

On an unrelated note, I need a new psyche apocopater.

~Alja~

[the_lone_bard]

Well there was the revolution where we kicked the lrr crew out of the forums, but left there current posts as a reminder for them not to return, Then we tried to kick the politicians out of there seats of power... we lost many good members that day. /tear

[iamafish]

we also have about seven more couples knocking around. Most of the females are taken now. Actually we have an ad up somewhere for some more single women looking for nerdy partners. It's becoming quite the matchmaking service. Shall i sign you up?

[Evil Jim]

In all seriousness, nothing much out of the ordinary has happened since your absence. Well, except for the new advances in Internet hosted AI that allowed all the forumites to be replaced by bots.




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[Theremin]

I somehow got even more handsome.

[iamafish]

we all did, thanks to very helpful medical advances.

[goat]

The LRR Forum reached enough posts that it hit a singularity. It began generating its own posts and getting involved in deep philosophical discussions. We think it was one the verge of discovering the true meaning of life and the key to happiness for all mankind, but then it met Lavos. It hasn't posted anything outside of "*sniffle*" and noises that we can only take to be the equivalent of crying in machine code.

[iamafish]

although i still think that was just Paul playing tricks on us

[Phailhammer]

Maybe Paul installed Linux on himself and BECAME the forum.

[Lyinginbedmon]

And then came the ninja bees...

[Phailhammer]

Ninja bees? I don't see any...oh, right...

[Master Gunner]

Oh, nothing much. Gunner and Arius were found to have conceived a secret love-child that traveled back through time and turned out to be Morgan

Hey, paternity tests are only 99.9% accurate, you can't prove anything!

[Elomin Sha]

Hello welcome back.

Who is that guy?

[Dutch guy]

The forum has been invaded by the Dutch. Once we get Master Gunner banned the forums will be ours! *Raises Monocle and laughs maniacally*

[Highlander]

I leave for, what a month, and that happened?
Crikey! oh and iamafish yes but only if she'll ship to england

[the amativeness]

we also have about seven more couples knocking around. Most of the females are taken now. Actually we have an ad up somewhere for some more single women looking for nerdy partners. It's becoming quite the matchmaking service. Shall i sign you up?

How I wish this were true.

Oh, nothing much. Gunner and Arius were found to have conceived a secret love-child that traveled back through time and turned out to be Morgan

Hey, paternity tests are only 99.9% accurate, you can't prove anything!

Yes, but Maternity tests ARE accurate

[Master Gunner]

...you swore you'd never tell.

[TheRocket]

Hai.

[MotorWaffle]

I stopped the Gotxarr invasion with three rolls of duct tape and a can of rice pudding.
That's about it.

[Alja-Markir]

Oh, that reminds me. Siobhan got a sex change, as you can see by her new avatar. She looks even more attractive now, don't you agree?

~Alja~

[The Jester]

I own all language and regulate it's usage.


Don't worry, everything LRR related is tax exempt.

[the amativeness]

Oh, and Matt had a run-in with a wizard who was having an off-day, and got turned into a pony. He now has his own show on the Hub. Graham and Paul are still working out bugs in the CGI program created to emulate Human Matt, which is why he hasn't been in many videos in the last few months.