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Re: For the lols

Postby Lord Hosk » 28 Jan 2012, 19:46

The set up is as funny as the line so bear with.

I was having a conversation with two guys at work, both who deployed with me, all of us have young children.

We were discussing the new Conan movie and how its not gory to us. Not because there isnt copious amounts of blood and guts but seeing someone stabbed with a sword and have 3-5 gallons of blood spray from their body is comical not gross.

Then one of the guys who I know for a fact was in direct enemy contact for at least 100 days out of the year said with no hint of irony. "So we know that much blood isnt in a body why didnt they just make everyone who got stabbed explode into a blood mist like a buffy vampire ash, or shoot out candy and rainbows? If you could excuse me, I have to go poopie"
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Re: For the lols

Postby gcninja » 28 Jan 2012, 21:20

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EJ wrote:Lyinginbedmon, I'm looking forward to when Paul or Graham reset your & Elomin's post count back to zero. If you keep it up it's bound to happen =p

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Re: For the lols

Postby gcninja » 28 Jan 2012, 23:55

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EJ wrote:Lyinginbedmon, I'm looking forward to when Paul or Graham reset your & Elomin's post count back to zero. If you keep it up it's bound to happen =p

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Re: For the lols

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Re: For the lols

Postby empath » 29 Jan 2012, 04:37

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Sad but true about what we really rally against, isn't it?
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Postby plummeting_sloth » 29 Jan 2012, 17:03

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Postby guidance » 29 Jan 2012, 22:28

So old or not, this is for me to test if I can post a picture on the forum

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Edit: It worked!
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Re: For the lols

Postby Metcarfre » 30 Jan 2012, 14:20

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Re: For the lols

Postby plummeting_sloth » 30 Jan 2012, 15:28

In honor of Draw a Dinosaur day

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Postby the_lone_bard » 30 Jan 2012, 18:13

OK. So, this will probably sound strange to all of you. But I play a game called Space Station 13. It's, not user friendly. So anyway, one of the game modes is Cult, certain members of the crew (over 70 in this case.) get selected to be cultists, they can convert the crew, with the ultimate goal of sacrificing Some poor bastard and summoning Nar Sie, their god.
I am a BAAAAD cultist. So anyway, I get caught trying to convert some dude red handed, and dragged to the jail cells. 20 minutes of taunting the sec force later while doing some In Character prayers (Prayers get recieved by the admins, occasionally leading to admindickery.) and the giant steel shutters are closed, leaving me in a 3x3 cell with nothing but a pen and paper and nobody to talk to. At which point one of my favourite admins decides to play the part of my unsummoned god, and busts me out, VIA spawning a freaking teleporer machine in my 3x3 cell. Halfway through activating it, the shutters get raised. And here is this guy, who was stripped naked, tied to a bed and handcuffed, standing in the center of his cell with a pen, and a teleporter.

All the people who were already dead (and about 25 seconds after this, me as well.) were killing ourselves laughing.
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Re: For the lols

Postby nicholasmc1 » 30 Jan 2012, 19:36

plummeting_sloth wrote:Image

Something I did ages ago you might like?
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Re: For the lols

Postby Geoff_B » 31 Jan 2012, 00:25

Daft Steampunk anyone?
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Postby General Michi » 31 Jan 2012, 13:49

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Re: For the lols

Postby Lemegeton » 31 Jan 2012, 13:50

This is pretty wicked and fucking freaky at the same time

http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31&weekday=tu
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Re: For the lols

Postby Lemegeton » 31 Jan 2012, 13:51

@general michi

hahahaha gotta love Father Ted
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Re: For the lols

Postby gcninja » 31 Jan 2012, 14:02

Lemegeton wrote:This is pretty wicked and fucking freaky at the same time

http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31&weekday=tu

Sorry, I already traumatized people with this back in october
EJ wrote:Lyinginbedmon, I'm looking forward to when Paul or Graham reset your & Elomin's post count back to zero. If you keep it up it's bound to happen =p

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Re: For the lols

Postby Lemegeton » 31 Jan 2012, 14:33

gcninja wrote:
Lemegeton wrote:This is pretty wicked and fucking freaky at the same time

http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31&weekday=tu

Sorry, I already traumatized people with this back in october


maybe it will catch a newbie :evil:
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Re: For the lols

Postby the_lone_bard » 31 Jan 2012, 14:45

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Re: For the lols

Postby Elomin Sha » 31 Jan 2012, 15:11

I half expected Lemegton's link to be that. I jumped even knowing when it was going to happen but I didn't know about the second half this time round and I jumped further.
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Re: For the lols

Postby tak197 » 31 Jan 2012, 17:22

General Michi wrote:Image


That horse is... amazing?
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Postby the_lone_bard » 31 Jan 2012, 17:58

That look.
It's like he's just seen "Mr. Hands" and gotten some ideas.
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Re: For the lols

Postby tak197 » 31 Jan 2012, 18:02

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Also, The Bloggess wrote this about her adventure seeing Twilight. Funny as hell.
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Re: For the lols

Postby plummeting_sloth » 31 Jan 2012, 21:28

It's a cross between cute and Lol, but I'll put it here anyway
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Re: For the lols

Postby Darkobra » 31 Jan 2012, 21:51

D'awwwwwwwwwww!
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Re: For the lols

Postby Vigafre » 31 Jan 2012, 22:00

Screw swords, my bear would have a gun.

Cuz he's purple and purple bears should have guns.

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