For the lols
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Re: For the lols
The set up is as funny as the line so bear with.
I was having a conversation with two guys at work, both who deployed with me, all of us have young children.
We were discussing the new Conan movie and how its not gory to us. Not because there isnt copious amounts of blood and guts but seeing someone stabbed with a sword and have 3-5 gallons of blood spray from their body is comical not gross.
Then one of the guys who I know for a fact was in direct enemy contact for at least 100 days out of the year said with no hint of irony. "So we know that much blood isnt in a body why didnt they just make everyone who got stabbed explode into a blood mist like a buffy vampire ash, or shoot out candy and rainbows? If you could excuse me, I have to go poopie"
I was having a conversation with two guys at work, both who deployed with me, all of us have young children.
We were discussing the new Conan movie and how its not gory to us. Not because there isnt copious amounts of blood and guts but seeing someone stabbed with a sword and have 3-5 gallons of blood spray from their body is comical not gross.
Then one of the guys who I know for a fact was in direct enemy contact for at least 100 days out of the year said with no hint of irony. "So we know that much blood isnt in a body why didnt they just make everyone who got stabbed explode into a blood mist like a buffy vampire ash, or shoot out candy and rainbows? If you could excuse me, I have to go poopie"
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Re: For the lols
EJ wrote:Lyinginbedmon, I'm looking forward to when Paul or Graham reset your & Elomin's post count back to zero. If you keep it up it's bound to happen =p
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EJ wrote:Lyinginbedmon, I'm looking forward to when Paul or Graham reset your & Elomin's post count back to zero. If you keep it up it's bound to happen =p
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Re: For the lols
So old or not, this is for me to test if I can post a picture on the forum
Edit: It worked!
Edit: It worked!
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In honor of Draw a Dinosaur day
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OK. So, this will probably sound strange to all of you. But I play a game called Space Station 13. It's, not user friendly. So anyway, one of the game modes is Cult, certain members of the crew (over 70 in this case.) get selected to be cultists, they can convert the crew, with the ultimate goal of sacrificing Some poor bastard and summoning Nar Sie, their god.
I am a BAAAAD cultist. So anyway, I get caught trying to convert some dude red handed, and dragged to the jail cells. 20 minutes of taunting the sec force later while doing some In Character prayers (Prayers get recieved by the admins, occasionally leading to admindickery.) and the giant steel shutters are closed, leaving me in a 3x3 cell with nothing but a pen and paper and nobody to talk to. At which point one of my favourite admins decides to play the part of my unsummoned god, and busts me out, VIA spawning a freaking teleporer machine in my 3x3 cell. Halfway through activating it, the shutters get raised. And here is this guy, who was stripped naked, tied to a bed and handcuffed, standing in the center of his cell with a pen, and a teleporter.
All the people who were already dead (and about 25 seconds after this, me as well.) were killing ourselves laughing.
I am a BAAAAD cultist. So anyway, I get caught trying to convert some dude red handed, and dragged to the jail cells. 20 minutes of taunting the sec force later while doing some In Character prayers (Prayers get recieved by the admins, occasionally leading to admindickery.) and the giant steel shutters are closed, leaving me in a 3x3 cell with nothing but a pen and paper and nobody to talk to. At which point one of my favourite admins decides to play the part of my unsummoned god, and busts me out, VIA spawning a freaking teleporer machine in my 3x3 cell. Halfway through activating it, the shutters get raised. And here is this guy, who was stripped naked, tied to a bed and handcuffed, standing in the center of his cell with a pen, and a teleporter.
All the people who were already dead (and about 25 seconds after this, me as well.) were killing ourselves laughing.
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plummeting_sloth wrote:
Something I did ages ago you might like?
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This is pretty wicked and fucking freaky at the same time
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31&weekday=tu
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31&weekday=tu
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@general michi
hahahaha gotta love Father Ted
hahahaha gotta love Father Ted
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Lemegeton wrote:This is pretty wicked and fucking freaky at the same time
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31&weekday=tu
Sorry, I already traumatized people with this back in october
EJ wrote:Lyinginbedmon, I'm looking forward to when Paul or Graham reset your & Elomin's post count back to zero. If you keep it up it's bound to happen =p
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gcninja wrote:Lemegeton wrote:This is pretty wicked and fucking freaky at the same time
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31&weekday=tu
Sorry, I already traumatized people with this back in october
maybe it will catch a newbie
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I fucking hate all of you.
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I half expected Lemegton's link to be that. I jumped even knowing when it was going to happen but I didn't know about the second half this time round and I jumped further.
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That look.
It's like he's just seen "Mr. Hands" and gotten some ideas.
It's like he's just seen "Mr. Hands" and gotten some ideas.
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It's a cross between cute and Lol, but I'll put it here anyway
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D'awwwwwwwwwww!
Lyinginbedmon wrote:You are clearly some form of incorporeal undead.
Like a vampire.
But with knives.
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Screw swords, my bear would have a gun.
Cuz he's purple and purple bears should have guns.
Cuz he's purple and purple bears should have guns.
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