For the lols
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I would point out that Aslan is not a god, he is VERY clear literary representation of one sure but in the context of the books and movies, not a god.
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Wasn't he Qui-Gon rather than Obi-Wan?
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I misread that. Don't mind me.
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shut up and laugh!
http://notalwaysright.com/the-cosplayer ... ight/22297
(Our Japanese restaurant is near a school that annually hosts an anime convention. So, it’s fairly common to have cosplayers among our customers at the time of the con. The owner is okay with it as long as they don’t annoy the other customers. On this day, we seat twelve cosplayers and, later, I seat three young customers near them.)
Young Customer #1: “What is this? Why are those guys costumed??
Me: “Oh, there’s a large anime convention ongoing at the local school. It’s rather common to see them at the times of the gathering.”
Young Customer #1: *chuckles* “Yeah, what a bunch of dorks.”
Young Customer #2: “Total nerds.”
(Since there are no other free tables and they didn’t pre-order a table, they sit near the cosplayers while mocking them under their breath. In the meantime, a cosplayer of Pikachu is talking somewhat loudly on his phone.)
Young Customer #2: *waves at me* “Hey, you! Tell those dorks to shut up!”
Halo Cosplayer: “Oh, I’m sorry, sir.” *to ‘Pikachu’* “Dude, not so loud. You’re bothering people.”
Pikachu Cosplayer: “What? Oh, sorry to bother you guys.” *starts talking again, but much quieter*
Young Customer #3: “Yeah, that’s right. Shut up, you virgin nerd!”
Young Customer #1: “Go back to the library, virgins!”
(At this point, I warn the owner about the behavior of the younger customers. He immediately goes to their table.)
Owner: “What seems to be the problem?”
Young Customer #1: “It’s not our fault. Those nerds started to insult us! We’re not going to stay here and do nothing!”
Owner: “My staff told me the contrary, actually.”
Young Customer #3: “What?! That b***h waitress is lying!”
Owner: “Sir, I won’t allow you to insult my staff or customers. Those cosplayers were extremely polite and quiet during their meals, unlike you. If someone must be thrown out, it’s you.”
(In the blink of an eye, one of the young customers gets up and tries to grab the owner. However, to our surprise, one of the cosplayers playing Batman grabs him by the hair, slams him on the table and holds him still.)
Young Customer #1: “OW! That f***ing hurts! Who the f*** do you think you are, you motherf***er?!”
Batman Cosplayer: *in a raspy tone* “I am vengeance. I am the night. I am… Batman.”
(The two other customers begin to yell, but quickly shut up when all the cosplayers get up and surround them, showing that most of them are clearly larger than them. The mall security arrests the bad customers, and the cosplayers leave after apologizing for the trouble. However, it’s not before we snap a picture with them. Now, we frequently joke about that time when Batman, Pikachu and Master Chief saved the restaurant!)
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Geoff_B wrote:No, he only created Narnia and it's implied he may have created our world too and he brought about the end of Narnia.
If I recall correctly Narnia is a country created by Asland not the whole world there were like 4 other countries mentioned. In the end another country is conquering Narnia because of a selfish gorilla and Aland appears and welcomes "the good people" into Aslands country, which was the inspiration for Narnia which was a poor copy of it. But it has been awhile and I don't know where those books are in our boxes.
(MAN! do I take this thread off the LOL's or what?)
I prefer the ones that dont imply that people are normally perverts in there texts.
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gcninja wrote:shut up and laugh!
Is it just me or does Wally (cos I am British and that's what we call him over here!) look like Geoff from LRR past?
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Does that make Batman Paul from pwn'd?
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Today's Bug is especially good.
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I see the next Hollywood mega hit right there. Also quite amusing.
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The cosplayer should have said: I'm the Goddamn Batman.
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I'm calling shenanigans. A Batman cosplayer going to an anime convention? And a Pikachu cosplayer at all, ever?
If that is real, everyone involved deserves a beating.
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Have you ever been to an anime convention? At Fanime, there was the Rave Room Batman (he just stood there and looked a little sweaty), and there was a bleach-blonde scantily-clad "pikachu" cosplayer with an Ash who was pretty obviously her boyfriend.
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Took me a couple of seconds. XD
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Ottoman... it's not hard. No part of this is difficult.
Don't use. That word.
And it's not just Matt who doesn't like it, it's been policy for a looong time.
Don't use. That word.
And it's not just Matt who doesn't like it, it's been policy for a looong time.
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Okay, Ottoman, here's what's up.
I've suspended your account. I'll reactivate it in a week.
You have consistently refused to listen to Matt or I on how to conduct yourself, and you receive reams of complaints from other users. When you can log in again, if you continually show that you are unable to be a respectful member of this community, then we will ban you.
So far we've only ever banned two people, and they were serious trolls, but I'm not prepared to put up with your immature actions for much longer.
Cool off and think. Thank you.
I've suspended your account. I'll reactivate it in a week.
You have consistently refused to listen to Matt or I on how to conduct yourself, and you receive reams of complaints from other users. When you can log in again, if you continually show that you are unable to be a respectful member of this community, then we will ban you.
So far we've only ever banned two people, and they were serious trolls, but I'm not prepared to put up with your immature actions for much longer.
Cool off and think. Thank you.
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