These are actually two brothers who had a bit of a falling out during their parents divorce, Mike in red chose to live with their mother in Winnipeg, while Greg in the back there, decided to live with their father and grandmother in Montana. They both always loved playing soccer and joined semi professional teams after college. There was a international match this past may in South Dakota and both the Winnipeg Red Jackets and the Montana blue skys attended. Greg saw Mike warming up two fields over and thought this has gone on long enough I am going to just run over wrap my arms around him, and give him the most horrendous titty twister of all time, I will rip his nipples clean off, that bastard stole my GI JOE when he left. SCREW YOU MIKE!
Thats what happened, mike was hospitalized for three weeks, one nipple could not be reattached.
Beware Bering Crystal Bears, Bearing Crystals. (Especially if the crystals they are bearing are, themselves, Bering Crystal Bears.) -Old, Stupid Proverb
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