For the lols

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Re: For the lols

Postby empath » 29 Jul 2015, 06:54

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Whale plaid, good sir, whale plaid.
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Re: For the lols

Postby Elomin Sha » 29 Jul 2015, 12:21

Get a text at work to discover Molly raided the fridge at home for 4 chicken slices and a raw steak. She hid the steak wrapper under the sofa. Cheeky little girl.

Molly is a border collie.
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Re: For the lols

Postby Elomin Sha » 30 Jul 2015, 06:57

Blast from the past:

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This picture is almost 5 years old. Where has the time gone? Checking my DeviantArt stats, that picture has been downloaded 1,813 times. What?
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Postby Lord Hosk » 01 Aug 2015, 00:55

http://i.imgur.com/fwG1BCM.webm
this is... a thing that happened, and will likely start happening more
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Re: For the lols

Postby Darkobra » 01 Aug 2015, 09:10

I was in a cafe today. A mother was ordering food for her four year old girl. She finishes ordering and the girl looks up at her mother and says "You're a fat twat!"

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Re: For the lols

Postby gcninja » 04 Aug 2015, 23:02

Image I remember why I hated the Escapist Player so much (this is after a couple minutes of loading, look at the time)

PS: Throw back tuesday elomin?
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Re: For the lols

Postby Elomin Sha » 05 Aug 2015, 06:30

I just wanted to bring back the magic.
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Re: For the lols

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Re: For the lols

Postby Merrymaker_Mortalis » 07 Aug 2015, 04:18

NSFW unless you're a biologist.

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Re: For the lols

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Re: For the lols

Postby Merrymaker_Mortalis » 15 Aug 2015, 15:36

Hello, welcome to the Thread of Merrymaker Lols.

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Re: For the lols

Postby BlueChloroplast » 16 Aug 2015, 21:21

That pokemon one is great! um I guess I should add a joke: What is brown and sticky?

A stick!
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Re: For the lols

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Re: For the lols

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Re: For the lols

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Re: For the lols

Postby Elomin Sha » 07 Sep 2015, 12:03

Customer threatened to stab in the neck at work today because I told him he was being rude. It's so cute when a young twenties PS3 player is trying to be threatening right after trading in the Twilight Series Blu-rays.
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Re: For the lols

Postby Merrymaker_Mortalis » 07 Sep 2015, 14:20

It must suck being him.
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Re: For the lols

Postby empath » 08 Sep 2015, 13:45

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Welp, it looks like someone in airport security actually reads xkcd...

...albeit over two years behind the posting schedule...
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Re: For the lols

Postby empath » 10 Sep 2015, 07:58

Okay, since we have actual Welsh among our community here, I have to know:

How close was Liam Dutton really? :)
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Re: For the lols

Postby Elomin Sha » 10 Sep 2015, 10:44

Spot on. Some of the welsh people in my school couldn't say it. It takes a few attrmpts even when reading it.
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Re: For the lols

Postby Merrymaker_Mortalis » 10 Sep 2015, 14:12

Spot on.
I'm amazed how much of a stir it caused, but it did.

I guess I take that silly place name for granted. The name isn't serious. It was created just for the purpose to be long.
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Re: For the lols

Postby Bebop Man » 11 Sep 2015, 12:09

Reposting from General.

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Re: For the lols

Postby Merrymaker_Mortalis » 11 Sep 2015, 12:15

If parents could design packaging...
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Re: For the lols

Postby Merrymaker_Mortalis » 12 Sep 2015, 00:31

Using the logic of adding -ita or -ito to Spanish animal words to indicate a baby version;

Pulpo = octopus
Therefore
Baby Octopus should = pulpito.

But pulpito = pulpit

Are all pulpits in Spanish speaking countries dedicated to C'thulu?

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