For the lols

[Keab42]

[Fezzul]

If you have an issue, massage me

FTFY

[gcninja]

If you have an issue, massage me

FTFY

[Lord Hosk]

I have watched that 6 times and every time I laugh gcninja.

[plummeting_sloth]

I love how it still goes with the convention of particles starting to rise in the air before getting hit by an orbital cannon. I have no idea how that notion got started but you do see it over and over.

[Avistew]

I love how he's pressing the button that was under his keyboard (and therefore constantly pressed) and it does something.

[gcninja]

Doesn't your keyboard have those stilt lifts in the back? Also, could be default like that and when its depressed the first time it turns on and the second press activates it

[ex-Lurker]

"Orbital strikes, because brain bleach isn't enough anymore."

[empath]

[Lord Chrusher]

Undergrad yes; grad school no.

[gcninja]

"Orbital strikes, because brain bleach isn't enough anymore."

Nope, just don't want to be part of that shitstorm.

[JayBlanc]

I love how it still goes with the convention of particles starting to rise in the air before getting hit by an orbital cannon. I have no idea how that notion got started but you do see it over and over.

I actually do know, kind of, where that comes from. It's on the assumption that the big 'laser' in the sky is actually an ion cannon. The laser part switches on, generates an ionised path between target and the orbital cannon, which then sends an umptygillion amount of plasma down that ionised path. Being essentially a giant lightning machine, from space. And while the ionised path is up, but before firing the plasma pulse, you'd see some weird effects at the target point. Altho, you'd probably seem more local electrical discharges than you would things floating about because of static repulsion.

Anyhow, ITS SCIENCE!!!1!

(This is also why orbital ion-cannons probably wouldn't work. The atmosphere would disperse the ionised channel in a widely distributed electrical storm before you could get a pulse of plasma to a target.)

[The Jester]

[The Jester]

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

I think I might pick this one up, actually...

[Deedles]

So do I. xD

[goat]

lol, "fanny merkin"

[The Jester]

[gcninja]

Teehee
To make it more worth your time, this guy again

[plummeting_sloth]

[empath]

Arguably still better than any mainstream media Olympic commentator (NSFW)

[Darkobra]

"Our newest member: Spam Bot"

They wear their occupation like a name tag now!

[Keab42]

GC that almost outdoes Titin for forum breaking. It also broke the Tumblr app on my iPod earlier today.

The 4th pic of the boobs guy looks like Jim Sterling with a beard...

[Fenrir]

This may actually be Feed Dump worthy. Apparently alcohol infused sandwiches are a thing now....

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/06/alcohol-infused-panini-salume_n_1749128.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

[The Jester]

[nicholasmc1]

And then she got a pie to the face.