So... what do you think of the new spider-man?

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So... what do you think of the new spider-man?

Postby JenSev » 15 Jul 2011, 16:43

Me?
Well, after I saw the pictures of the new costume, this was all I could think of:
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Re: So... what do you think of the new spider-man?

Postby theDreamer » 15 Jul 2011, 16:47

His eyes are too small.
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Re: So... what do you think of the new spider-man?

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Re: So... what do you think of the new spider-man?

Postby JenSev » 15 Jul 2011, 17:13

Doesn't change the fact that the costume looks horrible.
It looks like he's wearing a tire...
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Re: So... what do you think of the new spider-man?

Postby Matt » 15 Jul 2011, 17:17

so what?

It's red, it's blue, and it has a spider on it. It looks cool. and on the grand scale of my ability to suspend disbelief, the construction and materials used to build a super suit fall well below the threshold.

Does he look like spider-man? Yes? Ok, sold.

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Better?

Also, Emma Stone may have been born to play Gwen Stacey.

(and Andrew Garfield is an excellent actor, so as long as the script holds out, sign me the FUCK up.)
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Re: So... what do you think of the new spider-man?

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 15 Jul 2011, 17:29

Didn't similar complaints turn up the first time the movies started production?

It's a costume, I doubt you'll even notice much in the movie.
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Re: So... what do you think of the new spider-man?

Postby theDreamer » 15 Jul 2011, 17:37

HIS EYES ARE TOO SMALL!@!!!!!!
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Re: So... what do you think of the new spider-man?

Postby Psycat Aurora » 15 Jul 2011, 17:37

To be honest, the texture kind of reminds me of a basketball combined with fishnet. But I still kind of like it. I have no problem with revamping the design a bit. And I'm especially digging the spider.
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Re: So... what do you think of the new spider-man?

Postby GreigKM » 15 Jul 2011, 17:42

They're making a Deadpool movie?
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Re: So... what do you think of the new spider-man?

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 15 Jul 2011, 17:48

You wanna know what's always made me wonder?

How does Spider-man cling to walls in his costume?

I mean, I get that he's got all those tiny little hairs and whatnot on his skin that let him stick to them, but his skin is covered up 100% by his costume, so why does it still work?
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Re: So... what do you think of the new spider-man?

Postby Matt » 15 Jul 2011, 17:51

Lyinginbedmon wrote:You wanna know what's always made me wonder?

How does Spider-man cling to walls in his costume?

I mean, I get that he's got all those tiny little hairs and whatnot on his skin that let him stick to them, but his skin is covered up 100% by his costume, so why does it still work?


Shut up, that's why.

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Re: So... what do you think of the new spider-man?

Postby Valliac » 15 Jul 2011, 18:05

Disbelief suspended.

Also I don't like Spiderman anymore. Except for the first movie. It's a series I think should've gone the way of Thor or Green Lantern.

One movie, then bring him into the whole expended universe thing.

Except Thor was actually decent.
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Re: So... what do you think of the new spider-man?

Postby theDreamer » 15 Jul 2011, 18:06

They're rebooting for a reason.

Also shut your face Spidey kicks ass.
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Re: So... what do you think of the new spider-man?

Postby semysane » 15 Jul 2011, 18:17

Lyinginbedmon wrote:How does Spider-man cling to walls in his costume?

I mean, I get that he's got all those tiny little hairs and whatnot on his skin that let him stick to them, but his skin is covered up 100% by his costume, so why does it still work?

They're especially tiny little hairs, and he isn't wearing a damn space suit. They simply go through the gloves.

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Re: So... what do you think of the new spider-man?

Postby Keab42 » 16 Jul 2011, 12:08

Didn't need rebooting but eh, colour me intrigued. Again.
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Re: So... what do you think of the new spider-man?

Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 16 Jul 2011, 16:40

Could turn out pretty well. And if not, no money out of my wallet!
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Re: So... what do you think of the new spider-man?

Postby theDreamer » 17 Jul 2011, 18:47

semysane wrote:Image
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HIS EYES ARE EVEN MORE TOO SMALL!
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Re: So... what do you think of the new spider-man?

Postby PlasmaCow » 18 Jul 2011, 04:04

theDreamer wrote:They're rebooting for a reason.


And that reason is that the director had a tiff with Sony, because of all their interfering with S3 and the planned S4, who have to have another film out in cinemas by next year or they'll loose all film rights back to Marvel/Disney.
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Re: So... what do you think of the new spider-man?

Postby Mister Fiend » 18 Jul 2011, 05:38

Do they really need to tell the origin story over again? Can't they just assume the viewers know this already? Or just make it like a fraction of the movie? I have no plans to see this.
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Re: So... what do you think of the new spider-man?

Postby iamafish » 18 Jul 2011, 06:32

well origin stories allow for decent characterisation. If you pick up a superhero in medias res, there's only so far you can take the character without it seeming arbitrary.
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Re: So... what do you think of the new spider-man?

Postby iamafish » 18 Jul 2011, 06:32

well origin stories allow for decent characterisation. If you pick up a superhero in medias res, there's only so far you can take the character without it seeming arbitrary.
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Re: So... what do you think of the new spider-man?

Postby Darkobra » 18 Jul 2011, 06:59

If it's another origin, I won't be seeing it. It was done fine the first time. And then Spiderman 3 happened...
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Re: So... what do you think of the new spider-man?

Postby GaProgMan » 18 Jul 2011, 11:42

I'm intrigued to see where this goes. I mean, it can't be much worse than Spider-Man 3 (An Emo... strutting? Also, that couldn't have been Venom!).

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theDreamer wrote:They're rebooting for a reason.

And that reason is that Sam Raimi is only good at directing films with a shoe string budget, thus he fluffed it up big time

Fixed that for ya.
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Re: So... what do you think of the new spider-man?

Postby Trymantha » 18 Jul 2011, 13:29

if it is a reboot at least they are getting the love interest right
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Re: So... what do you think of the new spider-man?

Postby theDreamer » 18 Jul 2011, 14:48

Well...kinda.

I remind you he was still in high school when he started dating MJ, that in numerous other universes he EXCLUSIVELY dated MJ, and that Gwen _dies_ because the writers had nothing better to do.

Which is a rather cruel thing to do to any new fans, and old fans, again.

Though I always preferred MJ to Gwen (...I'm hair biased, what?)
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