Venting Thread Gamma

[Nevrmore]

My mom was just diagnosed with Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease.

[Valliac]

I could sleep all day, today. Stupid weather and me not feeling 100%.

Not in the mood to go to work, either. I mean, im off work tomorrow and get paid, AND it's a short day, too, but still......arrgguuughhh.

[Ayailla]

Geoff B. I'm gonna kick your ass. That is all.

XD

[The Jester]

YOU FUCKER! CLOSE YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU CHEW. I SHOULD N0T BE ABLE TO HEAR YOU FROM ACROSS THE ISLE AND SEVERAL ROWS DOWN ON A MOVING FUCKING BUS.

You're just lucky you got off about half way through my journey, cuntnugget, or I'd have slain you where you sat. No jury would convict me!

[Geoff_B]

@Ayailla if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our... nope can't think of the word!

it's getting warm again bring back the rain!

[Stinkychops]

YOU FUCKER! CLOSE YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU CHEW. I SHOULD N0T BE ABLE TO HEAR YOU FROM ACROSS THE ISLE AND SEVERAL ROWS DOWN ON A MOVING FUCKING BUS.

You're just lucky you got off about half way through my journey, cuntnugget, or I'd have slain you where you sat. No jury would convict me!

Watch out people, we've got a tough-guy here.

[Geoff_B]

dear my body

i would very much appreciate it if you didn't keep on trying to drown me in my own sweat

love and kisses

me

[Lord Chrusher]

Why did I drink too much last night? I am not that hung over but I prefer not feeling like this right now.

[Nevrmore]

Don't read this if you don't like being sad.

A friend of mine was a first-responder to one of the Virginia Tech classrooms where people were killed. He said the most horrible thing about it wasn't the dead bodies, the eerie silence or the blood everywhere, it was the chorus of phones ringing in the pockets of these dead kids from their parents and friends desperately trying to get in contact with them.

[Deedles]

YOU FUCKER! CLOSE YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU CHEW. I SHOULD N0T BE ABLE TO HEAR YOU FROM ACROSS THE ISLE AND SEVERAL ROWS DOWN ON A MOVING FUCKING BUS.

You're just lucky you got off about half way through my journey, cuntnugget, or I'd have slain you where you sat. No jury would convict me!

I know, the sound of someone eating with their mouth open drives me insane. Seriously, have no one taught them manners? >_<

[Gap Filler]

Why, oh why, oh why couldn't the rain have lasted longer?

[LogicSword]

Ugh, the Zelda concert in London's on a Tuesday, so I can't go because I don't know what my lecture timetable is yet.

[Ayailla]

@Ayailla if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our... nope can't think of the word!

it's getting warm again bring back the rain!

I, too, love the rain. Compared to this heat anyway. We should form a... erm... nah, the word escapes me. Some English Graduate I am.

[Geoff_B]

a mutual appreciation society? now if only there was a short way of saying that...

AHHHH i'm certain i don't have hayfever, never have, so why oh why is my nose completely blocked and my voice sounds like i can't pronounce n's and m's properly!!!

[Ringo803]

My home is not a storage facility for your crap! Don't leave it here!

...seriously, if I find one more wallet/hat/computer, I'm keeping it.

[Ottoman]

An ellipsis has three dots, you retards. Fucking THREE.

Look, it's even there in the fucking unicode character: …

Two dots isn't a fucking ellipsis. Two dots makes it look like you couldn't lift your fat finger off of the key in time at the end of your sentence. Oh, not really, I kid. . . it just makes you look like the pathetic sack of shit that you are.

Ten dots does not make a fucking ellipsis, either. Ten dots makes you look like a twelve-year-old who just discovered the internet and OMG liek itz TEH COOOOOOOLEST XDDD!!!1!!!!1 LLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLL I TROL U!!!1!1!11!!!!1! Either shape the fuck up and type like a man, or do us all a favour and kill yourself.

(Looking back at the last page of this thread, it heartens me greatly to see that nobody here needs to be told that. This is why we rock.)

[The Jester]

I occasionally use two full stops to indicate a thought, trailing off..

[Geoff_B]

good news: my nose is no longer blocked

bad news: it won't stop running

WHYYYYYYY!

[Gollom]

My sub had a pickle on it. I did not order pickles on my sub. I do not like pickles.

I also had a much longer vent about stupid people driving like crap, talking on their cellphones and basically doing everything possible to kill me via aggressive stupidity, but this sub is otherwise quite good and I'm loaded with caffeine, so I'm having trouble being angry.

[Ottoman]

I occasionally use two full stops to indicate a thought, trailing off..

No, you piece of shit. That's what a fucking ellipsis is for.

If you just trolled me, ten out of fucking ten sir. I haven't raged that hard all week.

[semysane]

My sub had a pickle on it. I did not order pickles on my sub. I do not like pickles.

#FirstWorldProblems



Also,

ADDING LETTERS TO THE END OF WORDS DOES NOT ADD EMPHASIS! If I have to read out that shit, I WILL pronounce those words the way you spell them because THAT'S HOW WORDS WORK!

[Matt]

EMPHASISSSSSS.

-m

[semysane]

EMPHASISSSSSS.

-m

[goat]

EMPHASISSSSSS.

-m

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

FTFY

[Gollom]

My sub had a pickle on it. I did not order pickles on my sub. I do not like pickles.

#FirstWorldProblems

We could rename the thread that, for the most part. Venting Thread Delta: First world problems ITT.