Venting Thread Gamma

[Fezzul]

The fire de-moisturizes your skin...

[Psyclone]

That's what lotion is for.

[empath]

...but...the lotion is flammable.

[Psyclone]

What? Shi- excuse me. I have to go, uh... It's very urgent. Yes.

[Elomin Sha]

RUB THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!!!!!!!!!!!

[Keab42]

Ugh! Ironing!

[LogicSword]

I'm actually turning into Marvin from Hitchhiker's Guide. It's pathetic.

[Geoff_B]

Your brain is swelling to the size of a planet?

[Featherweight]

RAWR! FEATHERWEIGHT SMASH!

[Fezzul]

Marvin may have been depressed, but he was always honest.

[Merrymaker_Mortalis]

Two of my 'Deviants' got moved to my 'Scraps' folder by the moderators of Deviant Art. I'm pissed off that they think they have a better idea of where my artwork should be,
If I wanted them to be in scraps, they would be.
Also, why on earth do they even have a 'Doodles/concept' category in the first place?

[Darkobra]

I'm drunk! You're an idiot! End of rant!

I'll be sober tomorrow, you'll STILL be an idiot! Rant continued!

It's not anyone here. Yet. But if it WAS anyone here, you'd already know I meant you because I'd announce it by name. And if you think it's an online persona, you're wrong because people that annoy me in real life actively KNOW they annoy me with constant reminders! But are generally too shocked or too stupid to do anything about it! And even then it's not very many people. It's more of a vocal minority thing. A handful of idiots in a sea of intellects.

[the_lone_bard]

Wow Kobra. I've always suspected we were living rather simmilar lives and all.
But apparently the universe just used copy paste for our lives, cause apart from the physical differences, you seem to be living my life XD

Anyways, here if ya needa rant mate.

[Darkobra]

Don't worry! I'm ranting at my old Uncle Scott! A GENIUS of a man! Able to match me toe-to-toe in the old insults! We're on I so far! Not got many for J so hoping we don't spent too long on that!

[Darkobra]

Ok! NEW rant! Someone is arguing with me about how the music industry works! I've got MY diploma in music! I know how it works! WHERE'S YOURS?!

Edit: Ok WHAT THE FUCK! Just because you sell a song, you're a sell-out?! And you're not a musician if you sell your songs? No! You're an IDIOT! If I sell a song I wrote, that makes me a professional musician! The SONG WRITER gets the majority of the money! The PERFORMER gets SO little! I wrote a song in 10 minutes, I get DAMN NEAR ALL the money you make from 2 week 16 hour days in a recording studio!

Now if I performed someone else's song and expected money? Talentless hack! You're playing the work of someone else and hoping to make it big! STOP playing covers, FUCK OFF Glee and GO FUCK YOURSELF if you think you're a guitarist because you can FUCKING PLAY SWEET CHILD OF MINE! SO COULD I! IN TEN MINUTES! AS A DRUMMER!

And most importantly, just because you can fucking turn on a radio does NOT mean you have ANY idea of what the music industry is like!

GOD DAMN I hate idiots!

[Geoff_B]

I'm drunk! You're an idiot! End of rant!

I'll be sober tomorrow, you'll STILL be an idiot!

Ah I see you attended the Winston Churchill School of Snark

[Darkobra]

You should see my previous edited rant! It goes more into Oscar Wilde!

[Psyclone]

I think you should use exclamation points all the time, Kobra. In a totally non-sarcastic way. They make your posts much more dynamic.

[Darkobra]

I WILL!

[theDreamer]

What the fuck is fucking wrong with me?

Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

sigh.

[Darkobra]

I actually ended up liking that guy! Mis-informed but fun!

[Deedles]

Why won't my brain cooperate?!

Need to finish the assignment first, THEN I can play Skyward Sword.

[The_Doctor]

*snip*

fucking hipsters?

[Merrymaker_Mortalis]

Mum had a go at me tonight for the Leeks that were cooking burning, even though she didn't tell me to watch them. I was too busy knowing what I wanted to do today after spending the whole day feeling at a loss of what to do.
Apparently I need to help round the house more.
Funny, last time she was upset at something, she said I should spend more time doing my artwork.

She comes across as contradiction. I know the point she should be making is to balance the two, but that's not how she presented it. I also cannot call her on it, or say she should have told me to watch the leeks as she's probably cry, feel worthless or rage at me. So I just keep my mouth shut because after spending years watching my teenage sister answer back at mum, I know it's easier to keep my mouth shut and brood.
If I had money, I'd move out. Some Swedish mates are buy a flat in Sweden. if I had money that'd sound very enticing. Apart from money, the only thing keeping me at home is the pet cat.

(Note, I prepaired the vegetables, cleaned the catlitter try, did the dishwasher, did the dishes [clean and dry], uploaded artwork to deviant art, lit the fire, vented the living room because the fire was smoking it out, fed the cat. I clearly do nothing) She also asked me what I have done since Thursday around the house. I replied 'I don't know because I don't keep note'. I fancy doing some window cleaning or mould removal tomorrow, sort of behind the scenes housework, so I can, own her if she kicks up a fuss again.
I was excited and geared up for creating some things on Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 and she completely obliterated my confidence and enthusiasm at anything creative. Since her vocal talk I am more inclined to do non-constructive things than constructive. I think this is called sulking.

[The Jester]

I cannot focus on any drawing I try and do. Every image I try and picture just slips away from me, and when I try and focus I just get this warm buzzing feeling in the centre of my skull.

I'm tired. I'm so tired of my inability to get on with making things. How many weeks has it been since I updated the Who You Gonna Call comic? Has it been a month yet? Jesus fucking Christ. I just can't focus on anything. Fuck.

I'm so sick of my bullshit.