Lady on the Bus

[Guest]

Lady on the Bus

A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus; she noticed the man opposite to her was smiling at her so she immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat under a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
"Slogan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a sign that said,
"William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly contain myself. ...
BUT your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,
"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident... " I just lost it."

[DP]

Your joke is obvious, and not very good. However, I enjoy your moxy, and will click your link. Good luck to you in the coming business quarter.

-DP

[The Pace]

Why does LRR get all the spam...

[Kathleen]

Not enough vigilant daytime mods. When Dumbrella gets spam it is deleted in a matter of minutes.

[Graham]

Geez, sorry sweetie I guess we're just not as good as Dumbrella. Maybe if we spent all our time on the internet instead of making videos or had more than two mods. "I'm Kathleen, waaaaaaaa!"

[Random]

It's a phpBB thing. I see the same spam and spam accounts on here as I see on every other phpBB board. I get to delete a spam account from spaceham about once every other day or so.

[Fumbles]

Geez, sorry sweetie I guess we're just not as good as Dumbrella. Maybe if we spent all our time on the internet instead of making videos or had more than two mods. "I'm Kathleen, waaaaaaaa!"

pwned

[Under13]

Wonder how long Graham's gonna be sleeping on the couch this time...

[JesterJ.]

Wasn't too bad.
And yeah I see the exact same spam here as at other forums (or when I actually went to them)