Duvet Covers

[salamaJ]

In our way of helping you find the perfect beddings and duvet covers for your bed, we at bedstyler.com offers you wide variety of designs and colors that fits your mood.

[Elomin Sha]

This thread is boring. You're boring me.

This thread is now about bedroom gymnastics. What is the highest pole vault onto a bed that has ever been achieved?

[gcninja]

Better question is, WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL HERE! Graham, you're online. DESTROY IT

[Ahlir]

One boring post is not worth the Paul-Signal.... And I was looking forward to setting it off. tee hee.

[Deedles]

I wish I had a duvet cover right about now, actually ... suddenly started freezing my frickin' ass off. ><

[Dibria]

My question is how does a bot get to 3 posts before getting caught? Or is this one of those new super bots that leaves intelligent and witty responses to lull you into a false sense of security before...

BAM!

Bedding adverts.

[Avistew]

I wish I had a duvet cover with a Paul in it.

[Elomin Sha]

Hey! I thought we all agreed that we were going to petition the crew for a Ryan Quickbender body pillow.

[gcninja]

I wish I had a duvet cover with a Paul in it.

and suddenly, a new name appeared on trixys hitlist

[The Jester]

She and Avistew have been discussing their love for Paul back and forth for a while now. It's not new, is what I'm saying.

[Ahlir]

Also Avi knows that I'm more of a Bill fan-girl then Paul... Though I would not turn down a Paul duvet.

[gcninja]

A bill duvet would have to be pretty large

[Elomin Sha]

But a Bill Duvet would steal all of itself from you, it would snore and you'll awaken bruised and bloodied.

[Slack Mesa]

Presumably the spammer who started this thread is trying to make lots of links to their site containing the words "duvet cover" to make Google associate their site with that phrase.

It sure would be a shame if someone with admin access were to edit that post and replace "duvet covers" with something like "hippo molesters," thus causing the Googles to associate that phrase with the spammer's website.

[Geoff_B]

But a Bill Duvet would steal all of itself from you, it would snore and you'll awaken bruised and bloodied.

It would however provide increased security against ninjas trying to murder you in your bed.

[rustak]

This thread is now about bedroom gymnastics. What is the highest pole vault onto a bed that has ever been achieved?

Argh, my brain just exploded trying to twist this into innuendo!

[Elomin Sha]

I don't think you'd get very far and it would be painful.

[goat]

It's called "daggering" and was the leading cause of penile injury in Caribbean for a while. Look it up.

Also, just in case SlackMesa is on to something with the metadata....

Hippo Molesters
Hippo Molesters
Hippo Molesters
Hippo Molesters
Hippo Molesters
Hippo Molesters
Hippo Molesters
Hippo Molesters
Hippo Molesters

[Darkobra]

We offers you? I know you're a bot, but come on!

[Tim]

I like duvets. They are warm and snuggly.

Spam: the great conversation-starter.

[DuelLadyS]

gcninja, your avatar disturbs me greatly. Why, Batman, why?!

[gcninja]

She knows what she did.
Also, horse meat is legal now so it's all good. The pink is just flavor.

[Ahlir]

A bill duvet would have to be pretty large

I really want a Bill Duvet...

But a Bill Duvet would steal all of itself from you, it would snore and you'll awaken bruised and bloodied.

Meh I've slept next to worse.

[Duckay]

When I read "pole vault onto a bed", I was imagining that moment when you worry that someone is under your bed, so you stand in the middle of the room and leap into your bed to prevent hands grabbing your ankles.

A Paul duvet would probably prevent that. A Bill duvet would only if it was a ninja. And a Morgan duvet would just let you get grabbed, unless you had an emergency bedroom-stalker sharpie on hand.

[Avistew]

Since we're talking about bed related stuff, did I ever tell you guys that my beds hangs from the ceiling? Not legs of feet. It also rocks, which is awesome.
My desk also hangs from the ceiling, but it's secured to the wall as well, so while it doesn't have any legs, it also doesn't rock. And that's probably for the best.