Hey Ladies

[BillTheCat]

Are you looking for the perfect man in your life?
Someone who is not only smart but good looking to boot?
The guy who would do anything to make you happy?
The man with the power to fulfill your every desire, while moderating an IRC and making you a kick-ass website?

Well look no further than the Fugiman - he's the only man you need.

(Serious inquiries only, please.)

[JustAName]

It's true. Were I not already taken and unwilling to cheat or break it off, I would be all over that in a second. Be grateful, ladies, that I'm not in contention for this, because I would fight you tooth and nail for him.
In fact... No, you don't want him. He's... obviously unattractive. Yes. And I'm totally not just hoping that you will believe me and not snatch him up so that I have the chance if it ever comes up. >.>

[The Architect]

(overpaid acting-school-drop-out testimonial)

yes, I have seen the Fugiman and I have seen the ladies and this is much of a good match. this deal is so ridiculous it should be comdemned- committed. do not miss this once in a flight time- lifetime, opportunity.

[Yoshi_Gal]

I'm with Fayili 100%. If I was a single lady (which i'm not and have no intention of being anytime soon), i'd be lining up to get me a slice of Fugi. Hell, I wouldn't settle for a slice, i'd want the whole thing! He's a total catch, and a total super mega babe!

[iamafish]

if i were a woman, or gay, i;d hit that with the power of a freight train.

[Avistew]

Fugi is awesome. I might hit that at some point if he lets me.

[Juliamon]

If I didn't have a crazy jealous friend whose heart I could never bear to break, and also if I wasn't considerably older than Fugi, I'd be ALL OVER that fine piece of mod!

[Keab42]

You forgot to mention man who looks disturbingly good in a dress.

[Digital Dolphin]

Fugiman is all things to all men, and maybe one special lady.

He is the Neil Patrick Harris of straight men.

He once fixed a website that hadn't even been made yet.

[Metcarfre]

He never retweets.

Before him, the internet didn't have pictures of funny cats.

He has never been Rickrolled.

[Master Gunner]

I am a man. I am straight. I wish to have Fugi's babies.

[Psyclone]

Conversely, if I were a man, or straight, I too would hit that like a freight train.

[Lord Hosk]

There are 10 million people in the world of warcraft because Chuck Norris asked fugiman if that would be alright with him.

[Drdiggit42]

Fugiman has met C'thulu. C'thulu hasn't been the same ever since. (not sure if that makes him sound bad or good)

[the_lone_bard]

The reason we haven't seen any aliens is because Fugiman met them first.
They swore never to make trouble again.

[The Jester]

Hi, I'm The Jester, and I'm here to say; I think Fugiman is a pretty awesome guy.

This message is approved by The Jester.

[BillTheCat]

We all know what a wonderful, cool bowl of salsa Fugiman is; what we really need are eligible ladies who are interested in going out with him. Again, serious inquiries only.

[PlasmaCow]

#TeamFugiman was always my tag in DB5. I demand he be added into the #Team mix for DB6.

[Digital Dolphin]

Fugiman was originally considered for the roll of Rory Williams on Doctor Who, but changed their minds when the show lost all sense of peril.

Fugiman can divide by zero

Fugiman once won a game of battleship with only one pawn and 2 D6's.

Fugiman uses Old Spice.

[Dutch guy]

Fugiman can divide by zero

He only did this once, and the result was Chuck Norris coming into existance.

[JackSlack]

Fugiman uses Old Spice.

Fugiman does not smell like the man your man could smell like, nor is he the man your man could smell like. Nobody can smell as good as Fugiman.

[The Jester]

Fugiman uses Old Spice.

Fugiman does not smell like the man your man could smell like, nor is he the man your man could smell like. Nobody can smell as good as Fugiman.

However. Ladies. He could, literally, be your man.

[Mowinckel]

It is true, it is a shame he is not into men (still working on that) but where I, then I would make another proof that it is possible to travel faster than light in my efforts to get to him before the rest of you. Sadly I must leave this feast for the fairer sex

[Lord Hosk]

Fugiman was the fourth awesome brother, but they kept being referred to as "Awesome and his three brothers" so he disowned himself out of awesome love.

[Ahlir]

I would be interesting in Fugi but I'm pretty sure he is a little bit young for me. Still a cutey though.