LHC Reports Discovery of its First New Particle

[Ottoman]

weeaboo

I haven't gone full Touhou yet.

img.ponibooru.org

What the fuck. What the actual fuck. Why is there a booru for this?

~That's A Dragon BTW, Totally NOT A Pony~

You're a shitposting faggot, by the way, totally not a worthwhile human.

[Alja-Markir]

Your abuse is delicious!

~Alja~

[Ottoman]

I have no reaction image for this. Fuck you and your kind. Every single one of you autistic manchildren should grow the fuck up or kill yourselves.

[Alja-Markir]

Jeez man, getting a little harsh. Gonna call a time out, make sure this isn't actually pissing you off royally.

Can we get a ring doc, someone? How many fingers am I holding up?

~Alja~

[plummeting_sloth]

For God's sake, somebody throw in the towel! Just don't throw it into the LHC and have it turned into some sort of bottom beauty strange towel!

[Metcarfre]

bottom beauty strange towel!

Kinky.

[plummeting_sloth]

Also my safe word/phrase. Additionally handy if I suffer some sort of stroke related aphasia during rough sex.

[Dutch guy]

Jeez man, getting a little harsh. Gonna call a time out, make sure this isn't actually pissing you off royally.

Can we get a ring doc, someone? How many fingers am I holding up?

~Alja~

I'm pretty sure it's 12... Yup, definitely 12 fingers there.

[Elomin Sha]

Something tells me Ottomon does not like ponies.

[[The]Rock]

Something tells me Ottomon does not like ponies.

Dude, it's human nature to fear what we don't understand, and a default response to fear is to strike at the object of fear and destory it. He doesn't understand why MLP:FiM is a good show.

[The Jester]

No... I think he doesn't understand why people like such a patently bad show.

[Drdiggit42]

You guys are forgetting that "bad" and "good" are subjective in nature.... but ponies are objectively awesome so it doesn't matter what you think.

[Keab42]

Nasty Hateful things

Sorry Ottoman, I don't like the profusion of pony pics either but there is no excuse for responding like that. Post Reported.

[King Kool]

Nasty Hateful things

Sorry Ottoman, I don't like the profusion of pony pics either but there is no excuse for responding like that. Post Reported.

Yeah, that was out of line, Otto.

[King Kool]

Unrelated, but I saw it when I saw Ottoman's post at the top of the page: So "F A G" gets autochanged to assclown, but "faggot" is still allowed?

[Alja-Markir]

Well, I for one had believed that it was all in good fun until the end there. Ottoman's comments seemed purposefully overblown for the sake of surreality and humour. Hell, seemed quite playful until those last couple.

I think one of two things happened.

1) The joke simply went too far over the top and became hard to tell apart from actual anger, in which case no harm done.

2) What started out as a joke at some point legitimately started to piss Otto off without my realizing, in which case I am guilty of unwittingly aggitating and escalating his frustration and all he is guilty of is responding to being provoked.

In either case, I say we need to hear from Otto himself, get his side of things.

*sad face*

~Alja~

[Master Gunner]

Unrelated, but I saw it when I saw Ottoman's post at the top of the page: So "F A G" gets autochanged to assclown, but "faggot" is still allowed?

*sigh*
"F A G" gets autoflitered due to Lavos/Allen-related shenanigans back in the early days of the site. There was never any actual attempt at censoring/filtering that term, or any other.

[Elomin Sha]

Wasn't there rumours of a Lavos/Allen slash-fic or something?

[King Kool]

Now, I KNOW that was part of it, but I just thought either term got changed to that.

[King Kool]

Wasn't there rumours of a Lavos/Allen slash-fic or something?

Elomin/Christmas Vampires.

I ship it.

[Elomin Sha]

I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

[King Kool]

Don't you like Hallowistmas?

[Alja-Markir]

Alja/Future Alja/Past Alja/Richard Nixon.

King Kool ships it.

~Alja~

[King Kool]

Alja/Future Alja/Past Alja/Richard Nixon.

King Kool ships it.

~Alja~

LIAR.

[Timelady]

Alja/Future Alja/Past Alja/Richard Nixon.

King Kool ships it.

~Alja~

...

Alja Markir slipped the lock on the Oval Office door, already knowing exactly what he'd find. He'd been here many times before, after all. And yes--there were Alja and Tricky Dick rolling around on the desk, with Alja lending out a helping hand. Alja and Alja were making out over by the window, and Alja, Alja, Alja, Alja and J. Edgar Hoover were spilling out of the closet. Alja, of course, was standing in the doorway with the camera. Alja and--whoops, haha, he hadn't noticed that little tryst before, must still be in his future. Alja slipped out of his jacket, cracked his neck, and dived into the fray.

?