The "Oh God Why Did I Do That?!" Thread
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The "Oh God Why Did I Do That?!" Thread
Ever do something really stupid and look back on it thinking, "Oh God why the hell did I do that?!"
Well now you can post about it in this shiny new thread I made!
I was prompted to make it after Dreamer asked what r/spacedicks was and I went to it and we were scarred for life by the first two images which I will not describe to you lest ye suffer similar psychological trauma.
We then spent the next half hour looking at pictures of fluffy kittens and puppies on the internet and watching videos of cats diving into boxes.
I'm only just starting to get over it. Sort of.
So what stupid things have you done lately?
Well now you can post about it in this shiny new thread I made!
I was prompted to make it after Dreamer asked what r/spacedicks was and I went to it and we were scarred for life by the first two images which I will not describe to you lest ye suffer similar psychological trauma.
We then spent the next half hour looking at pictures of fluffy kittens and puppies on the internet and watching videos of cats diving into boxes.
I'm only just starting to get over it. Sort of.
So what stupid things have you done lately?
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auberginequeen wrote:Ever do something really stupid and look back on it thinking, "Oh God why the hell did I do that?!"
All the time. It usually stars when I get up in the morning.
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Re: The "Oh God Why Did I Do That?!" Thread
auberginequeen wrote:Ever do something really stupid and look back on it thinking, "Oh God why the hell did I do that?!"
Well now you can post about it in this shiny new thread I made!
I was prompted to make it after Dreamer asked what r/spacedicks was and I went to it and we were scarred for life by the first two images which I will not describe to you lest ye suffer similar psychological trauma.
We then spent the next half hour looking at pictures of fluffy kittens and puppies on the internet and watching videos of cats diving into boxes.
I'm only just starting to get over it. Sort of.
So what stupid things have you done lately?
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Well I have a problem with my jeans. They fit fine for the most part! Length fine, hip fine... just not enough room in other places! So I have to be careful how I sit down or run up stairs.
So guess who decided it was a good idea to vault over a fence and forgot to move one leg far enough for the other to vault over? Instant crush.
So guess who decided it was a good idea to vault over a fence and forgot to move one leg far enough for the other to vault over? Instant crush.
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For me its normally getting out of bed in the morning. Which is worrying because it means I might have something in common with Elomin :/
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Most of the times that I open my mouth.
I even regret saying this, but alas, I am a loud-mouth.
I even regret saying this, but alas, I am a loud-mouth.
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Geoff_B wrote:For me its normally getting out of bed in the morning. Which is worrying because it means I might have something in common with Elomin :/
Don't lump me into your sordid affairs Geoff.
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Pretty every time I say something to a female. I'm not too great at self-censorship.
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Lots and lots of things from my high school years and before. A few from afterwards, but nothing that I'm mortified by recently.
'Though, I do regret that you, AubQueen, piqued my curiosity sufficiently to investigate the first few pictures on r/spacedicks. You're a lovely person otherwise, but fuck you.
'Though, I do regret that you, AubQueen, piqued my curiosity sufficiently to investigate the first few pictures on r/spacedicks. You're a lovely person otherwise, but fuck you.
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Well. /r/spacedicks is certainly a thing.
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Oh dear, why did I try to communicate with people on irc while very, very drunk?
Wait, this thread isn't about these sorts of things is it?
Wait, this thread isn't about these sorts of things is it?
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I always worry that I may be mis-quotted or come across as pretentious so I constantly put little disclaimers before everything I say . . . it never works. I should just not speak
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This thread reminds me of a funny self-deprecating story from high school that I should try to work into a blog post sometime. Given the subject matter, it would have to be either quite a tangent, or quite an... interesting... kind of craft project.
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Too many things to write here, but let's just say that when I was younger I had a terrible taste in music and that comes back to haunt me at really unexpected moments. It's either my brother giving me crap about things i used to like or me going through my old stuff and finding some really embarrassing CD's.
Sometimes I don't re-read my posts and I leave out.
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Took a shower with my glasses on a few days back. Wondered why the water was so clear before the truth, and of course the water, hit me.
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Vigafre wrote:Pretty every time I say something to a female. I'm not too great at self-censorship.
You and me both.
Most of the things I regret involve either not going after someone I really liked, usually because my confidence was lower than usual, or getting with someone and it going horribly, horribly wrong. Usually because I screwed up badly in some way.
As far as I can see, when it comes to relationships I'm fu*ked both ways.
Also I've been looking back through some old CDs I'd stored in the loft, I'm amazed at some of the shit I used to listen to. Anybody remember Hanson?
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I have a rather sad little anecdote about my shift the other day, just for this post.
I had to pick up a client from one day program, and then give him some afternoon tea and all that, and then pick up a second client 45 minutes later, and take them both home.
When I pulled over the van for the afternoon tea-giving before picking up the second client, I realized that the first client had kindly decided to remove his shorts. So, of course, I tried to get him to put them back on before doing anything else. I tried two or three times to no avail, and then realized it would be way easier for both of us if I undid his seatbelt.
Yeah. Bad move.
As soon as his seatbelt was undone, the client pushed past me and climbed out the window of the van - still not wearing any pants. He then sat himself down and just looked at me expectantly, like, "Come on, what are you going to do now?". Unfortunately, he's much bigger and stronger than me, and was in a fun kind of mood that involved not listening at all to me, so there was nothing I could do to convince him to get back in the van. Meanwhile, he's masturbating and urinating all over the ground. I ended up having to call for back-up - twice! - to get the incident resolved, and the whole thing ended up taking over two hours.
I didn't realize that he could a) open the window and b) climb through the window, but I did know that he's a climber and has to be watched closely in public, so I sure felt ridiculous after that.
Fortunately I had a chat with some of the higher-ups and they all assured me that even though I made a poorly thought out choice, it wasn't my fault and they don't hold me responsible.
I had to pick up a client from one day program, and then give him some afternoon tea and all that, and then pick up a second client 45 minutes later, and take them both home.
When I pulled over the van for the afternoon tea-giving before picking up the second client, I realized that the first client had kindly decided to remove his shorts. So, of course, I tried to get him to put them back on before doing anything else. I tried two or three times to no avail, and then realized it would be way easier for both of us if I undid his seatbelt.
Yeah. Bad move.
As soon as his seatbelt was undone, the client pushed past me and climbed out the window of the van - still not wearing any pants. He then sat himself down and just looked at me expectantly, like, "Come on, what are you going to do now?". Unfortunately, he's much bigger and stronger than me, and was in a fun kind of mood that involved not listening at all to me, so there was nothing I could do to convince him to get back in the van. Meanwhile, he's masturbating and urinating all over the ground. I ended up having to call for back-up - twice! - to get the incident resolved, and the whole thing ended up taking over two hours.
I didn't realize that he could a) open the window and b) climb through the window, but I did know that he's a climber and has to be watched closely in public, so I sure felt ridiculous after that.
Fortunately I had a chat with some of the higher-ups and they all assured me that even though I made a poorly thought out choice, it wasn't my fault and they don't hold me responsible.
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Uh, long story short, I shouldn't have undone his belt and also I like to ramble. Sorry.
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No, no, I like to ramble too, I was just ... yeah. But you're a trooper!
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Duckay wrote:Uh, long story short, I shouldn't have undone his belt and also I like to ramble. Sorry.
And then I had to go back to read your story to find you you meant SEATbelt.
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Geoff_B wrote:Duckay wrote:Uh, long story short, I shouldn't have undone his belt and also I like to ramble. Sorry.
And then I had to go back to read your story to find you you meant SEATbelt.
Yeah, in hindsight, "I undid his belt and I regret it" is not the way to shorten a story.
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