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I regret alot of things, specifically my inability to talk to females.

Well, today I slipped in the mud again, at the same bus stop. You'd think I'd have learned my lesson, and not taken that shortcut, but nooooo apparently not.

Well I hope you have, because flying out to put the mud in the right spot every time is - while initially quite cool - getting to be a little tiresome.

My whole life is full of "Oh God Why Did I Do That?" moments but very little regret.

Jumping out of an Aeroplane seems like something I'd regret as well... On the way down...

The way down wasnt the problem, it was the ground and the neck going bonk together that was the problem.

Ouch.

He's one that will make some of you go "oooo, that's off-side" and falls into the why did I post that here.

Mother (resting on bed): "Elomin, why did I have so many kids?"
Elomin: "Because you couldn't keep your legs together?"
Luckily enough she had a maximum radius so I couldn't get a clip around the ear. Meant more in jest than harm.

Everything I do is stupid. I should really stop doing that.

Made the mistake of joining a conversation mid-flow, and asking...

"So what IS space-docking?"

Much like Internet Receptionist Annette's description of two girls one cup, I cannot un-hear the words that followed my enquiry...

I have no idea what space-docking is, and I have no intention of finding out

When a man loves another man VERY much...

theDreamer wrote:When a man loves another man VERY much...

In space!

Jews in Space!!1

(doesn't work, I know)

That's not it, but I won't spoil your ignorance.

I am not ignorant of space docking.

Hence the statement about Jews not quite being able to pull it off.

EDIT: woah. Hold up universe. You can't just reuse an already used sexual term for ANOTHER sexual purpose. That's just confusing.

You mean it has two definitions? Phew, that restores my space-docking ignorance to 50% at least.

?

That is pretty gay

theDreamer wrote:I am not ignorant of space docking.

Hence the statement about Jews not quite being able to pull it off.

EDIT: woah. Hold up universe. You can't just reuse an already used sexual term for ANOTHER sexual purpose. That's just confusing.

I think you're confusing docking and space docking. Very different things.

And now that's in my search history.

I always private browse.

But I swear,when I first learnt the term docking, it was referred to as space docking at times.

Well. There goes my innocence. And I agree with dreamer, you can't just decide to make a sexual term mean something completely different. I mean, docking makes at least a bit of sense.

In the future, there's going to be a lot of angry starship captains that have to call it space mooring just to keep the rest of the crew from tittering.

Until that phrase gets corrupted somehow...