Phailbook

[TheRocket]

The tattoo she "just" got is entirely too healed. That was dead give away # 1. And while all my faith in humanity has been ruined by the interwebs, that whole conversation was not believable - even in text. While the second reason is fairly subjective the first reason is fact.

[Mowinckel]

I... what ARE you people talking about?... what is this "faith in humanity thing"???

So confused

[Vigafre]

What I'm about to say, and I really mean this Rocket, is not me trying to start an argument. Just stating my responses.

I don't have any personal experience with tattoos, and I don't see "non-healed" tattoos very often, so the thought of it being "healed" so soon didn't even cross my mind. And yeah, your second statement was purely subjective, so I can't really respond well with that.

I don't tend cry foul on stories like these too quickly, mostly because this is the Internet and people are crazy, so I see actually true stories like this a lot, and this was a milder case. Also, I like to believe things are true until I get some hard evidence, but that's just me.

[Master Gunner]

I wanted to believe it's true simply because I find it hilarious.

[Lord Hosk]

I believed it simply because it didnt matter enough to me to give it even the most base of examination.

When things like this come up and people say things like "how could you fall for it" its not that I or even most people "FALL for it" it just doesnt effect our lives that much. I gave it roughly the same amount of time I give to reading any of the "for the LOLs" gifs and hold it in roughly the same regard, if its real or fake doesnt matter because I dont know, nor would ever know the people involved in the story or prank.

I have now devoted WAY too much time to that silliness

[Mowinckel]

its more fun if it is true, so in my brain I will make it true
screw reality

[Lord Hosk]

[Darkobra]

It's not the first time I've heard of this happening, believe it or not. In fact, I know a guy who's married who still has someone else's name tattooed on his arm from the first month!

[plummeting_sloth]

It's not the first time I've heard of this happening, believe it or not. In fact, I know a guy who's married who still has someone else's name tattooed on his arm from the first month!

Oh for crying out loud! At least strike it through!

[Psyclone]

That's even worse, though. If you don't strike it out you could pretend it was your mom's name or something.

[plummeting_sloth]

Or perhaps that's just your name for that arm.

[Lyinginbedmon]

"Why yes, my left bicep IS called Jennifer, why do you ask?"

Maybe just get some kind of disclaimer tattooed to your chest or something, "names on this body may not have been inked in good judgement"

[plummeting_sloth]

Warning: I often fall asleep in the tattoo parlor chair after mocking the man with the pen.

[Lord Hosk]

Since its going this way, my brother has a coworker who is married to Jennifer his ex wife was also Jennifer. He new wife made him get a cover up, its a dog taking a dump, the dump covers the name Jennifer on his left shoulder blade. At the same time he got a tat on his right bicep which reads "Jennifer"

[plummeting_sloth]

so taken in combination, the shitting tattoo must indicate that he just hates that particular tattoo of Jennifer, not the actual person.

[Geoff_B]

Since its going this way, my brother has a coworker who is married to Jennifer his ex wife was also Jennifer. He new wife made him get a cover up, its a dog taking a dump, the dump covers the name Jennifer on his left shoulder blade. At the same time he got a tat on his right bicep which reads "Jennifer"

That does actually sound like a very awesome wife

[Mowinckel]

Sounds like madness...
I LIKE it!

[plummeting_sloth]

This is madnes-

NO! THIS...IS... A TATTOO OF THE WORD MADNESS!