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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby gcninja » 13 Apr 2012, 21:02

Also, WHY go to Cuba? Americans can't do shit there.

To be clear, the Cuban Assets Control Regulations (http://www.treas.gov/offices/enforcemen ... a/cuba.pdf)(under the Trading with the Enemy Act) indicates that you are not legally allowed to spend any money in Cuba or purchase anything (other than a few specific items) from Cuba. It is very unlikely that you will be able to travel to Cuba without violating the law unless you get a specific license to travel there (journalism, religious missions, humanitarian missions, etc.). The source of the money is irrelevant if you are a U.S. citizen.
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Postby Lord Chrusher » 13 Apr 2012, 21:11

Usually hijackers are not worried about political pandering to America's Cuban exiles. The fifty plus years American embargo of Cuba has prolonged Communist rule.
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Postby Fezzul » 13 Apr 2012, 21:12

I'm not an American citizen. My great grandfather was, but I'm as English as apple crumble and chicken kebabs.

Well as English as you can be when you spent ages 5-18 living in the Middle-East and went to international schools your whole life. I had an odd upbringing.

Anyway, as I was saying before I was interrupted:
TAKE THIS THREAD TO CUBA!
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Postby JustAName » 13 Apr 2012, 23:12

Herp derp derp this is my 4000th post. That's the way to do it, right?
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Postby beramode0 » 13 Apr 2012, 23:15

to Cuba we go! but we're leaving Geoff there. He's been interested in bags and fire lately and one pyro-fanatic bag stuffer is enough
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Postby General Michi » 14 Apr 2012, 00:28

That doesn't solve the clubbing problem though. He'll find some way to break the embargo just so he can do it to someone that gets the joke, that's how he feeds, you see
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Postby Geoff_B » 14 Apr 2012, 01:02

Someone call me? :D
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Postby Yaxley » 14 Apr 2012, 06:26

This thread scares me.
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Postby Geoff_B » 14 Apr 2012, 06:57

There's nothing to be scared of. Except Cuba. And fire. And bags. And Elomin. Especially Elomin's bag.

Actually there's everything to be scared of. But it's fun!
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Postby Phailhammer » 14 Apr 2012, 07:37

I wonder if being drunk makes this thread better or worse. Let's find out. :D
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Postby Geoff_B » 14 Apr 2012, 07:50

I don't think we'll be able to tell any difference :D
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Postby dackwards d » 14 Apr 2012, 07:53

Sweet crispy christ. What the jiggly giblets is going on in here? Personally I blame the lack of religion in schools and too much fluoride in the water.
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Postby Dutch guy » 14 Apr 2012, 07:58

Too MUCH fluoride? That stuff's supposed to make people docile and controlable. I say we need more!.


Now, next point of order: THIS IS A HIJACKING. NOBODY MOVE AND NO-ONE WILL GET HURT. *Raises handbow* Now, take this thread and direct it towards Canada!
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Postby Fezzul » 14 Apr 2012, 08:00

I blame too much religion in the water and not enough flouride in the schools.
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Postby Phailhammer » 14 Apr 2012, 08:02

Canada? Fuck it, I can live with that.
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Postby Gap Filler » 14 Apr 2012, 08:08

I can't. Maybe if we fill Canada with fluoride.
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Postby Phailhammer » 14 Apr 2012, 08:13

I'm too drunk to care what happens right now.
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Postby Yaxley » 14 Apr 2012, 08:16

I care too much to drink what happens right now.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Phailhammer » 14 Apr 2012, 08:19

Yeah, I wouldn't want to drink a flaming club either.
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Postby Gap Filler » 14 Apr 2012, 08:20

Ain't dipsomania adorable?
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Postby Phailhammer » 14 Apr 2012, 08:23

I would say yes if I actually knew what that was.
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Postby Geoff_B » 14 Apr 2012, 08:24

I wouldn't know. I've never met her. I'm sure she's a nice girl though.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby empath » 14 Apr 2012, 08:31

Phailhammer wrote:Yeah, I wouldn't want to drink a flaming club either.


That's it, I'm inventing a cocktail called "the flaming club" now... :twisted:
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Postby Phailhammer » 14 Apr 2012, 08:39

Going by what I have on hand, I'd say either Jack or Jager with soda water. Of course it will be on fire, whatever it is.
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