The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Phailhammer » 16 Apr 2012, 05:51

Yes...and no.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby beramode0 » 16 Apr 2012, 06:10

yes and no? is this like one of those zen things? 'I am no where but everywhere'
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Elomin Sha » 16 Apr 2012, 06:15

I would ask you all nicely to stop fondling my bag.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Phailhammer » 16 Apr 2012, 06:20

beramode0 wrote:is this like one of those zen things?


There was nothing zen about what I saw.
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Postby SilPho » 16 Apr 2012, 06:42

Elomin Sha wrote:I would ask you all nicely to stop fondling my bag.

Just as well we're not calling it your sack after all.
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Postby Elomin Sha » 16 Apr 2012, 06:49

You disgust me.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 16 Apr 2012, 09:01

*eyes the bag, squares off in front of it, and plants a solid punch right in the middle of it*
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Postby SilPho » 16 Apr 2012, 09:17

Would Elomin approve of that?
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Postby Elomin Sha » 16 Apr 2012, 09:18

STOP TOUCHING MY BAG!
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the amativeness wrote:No. Club soda with just enough moonshine to make the drink flammable.


Since a few people responded positively to this idea, I propose we form a consortium to discover the exact amount of alcohol required to make soda flammable.
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Postby Master Gunner » 16 Apr 2012, 09:44

What would happen if I were to paint a portrait of Jaina on your bag, Elomin?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Psyclone » 16 Apr 2012, 09:45

the amativeness wrote:
the amativeness wrote:No. Club soda with just enough moonshine to make the drink flammable.


Since a few people responded positively to this idea, I propose we form a consortium to discover the exact amount of alcohol required to make soda flammable.

I'd say it depends on the alcohol. Like, what if it's firewhiskey?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Geoff_B » 16 Apr 2012, 09:49

Master Gunner wrote:What would happen if I were to paint a portrait of Jaina on your bag, Elomin?


Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.

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Postby Elomin Sha » 16 Apr 2012, 10:24

Master Gunner wrote:What would happen if I were to paint a portrait of Jaina on your bag, Elomin?


I have no idea.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Master Gunner » 16 Apr 2012, 11:17

Well, only one way to find out, then.

*Steals away Elomin's Bag*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Elomin Sha » 16 Apr 2012, 11:29

Oi, give me back my Jaina.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Master Gunner » 16 Apr 2012, 12:22

...you named your bag Jaina? How appropriate, then.

*Continues to run while painting, a surprisingly difficult task*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Elomin Sha » 16 Apr 2012, 12:30

*Chases after Gunner with a stick of wet celery in hand*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby dackwards d » 16 Apr 2012, 12:42

Ooh, are you wearing the flying helmet as well?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Elomin Sha » 16 Apr 2012, 12:46

There is in the bag that Gunner stole. Some one call the police.
Wait. Get James, he plays one.
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Postby Geoff_B » 16 Apr 2012, 12:56

Good moaning. I am a polooce ifficer of the loo.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Elomin Sha » 16 Apr 2012, 13:02

I'd sooooooooo put you in the bag right now.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Master Gunner » 16 Apr 2012, 13:21

*Finishes the painting, throws Jaina into the air, and dives into a nearby river that you could have sworn wasn't there yesterday.*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Elomin Sha » 16 Apr 2012, 13:28

Pics or it didn't happen.

On another note I just discovered this and will be buying it if made available.

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And with a few modifications to another version so the background is now just black, I have a new desktop to replace my Jaina vs Caedus wallpaper.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Geoff_B » 16 Apr 2012, 14:46

Cute. Who is she? *runs away*
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