The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Vanguard » 27 Apr 2012, 12:39

And now, an artist's interpretation of the inside of Elomin's infamous bag.

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Geoff_B » 27 Apr 2012, 12:43

I'd actually enjoy that :D
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby The_Doctor » 27 Apr 2012, 23:20

Post count as social stratification...


wait does this mean I'm a filthy prole!? *The_Doctor hates being a filthy prole*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 27 Apr 2012, 23:37

Soon. Sooooon!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby tamaness » 27 Apr 2012, 23:48

I'm sick and tired of you bourgeois pigs all throwing their post counts around. It's time for a redistribution of wealth!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 27 Apr 2012, 23:51

And how do you plan to do that?
Alja-Markir wrote:Andy is the LRR Heart-throb.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby The_Doctor » 27 Apr 2012, 23:52

This coming from a Middle class sell out in the 1400's, CLASS TRAITOR!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 27 Apr 2012, 23:54

Oh, you cute little 200.
Alja-Markir wrote:Andy is the LRR Heart-throb.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby The_Doctor » 28 Apr 2012, 00:03

The glorious revolution is coming and you will rue the day you mocked me!

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 28 Apr 2012, 00:04

I'm sorry. I'm afraid I don't do Rue. That would be illegal, as she is a minor.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby The_Doctor » 28 Apr 2012, 00:06

Also adorable and from district 11, so she'd probably have a low postcount
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 28 Apr 2012, 00:07

What does being adorable have to do with having a low post count?
Alja-Markir wrote:Andy is the LRR Heart-throb.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Phailhammer » 28 Apr 2012, 00:11

I think I'm living proof that there is absolutely no correlation between the two.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby The_Doctor » 28 Apr 2012, 00:37

Postcount = wealth, district 11 = poor and oppressed = no wealth = lows post count
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby beramode0 » 28 Apr 2012, 01:58

Oi Doctor you rich snob! Try being me!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Phailhammer » 28 Apr 2012, 02:10

Quiet peasant, or it's back to the broom closet with you!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Elomin Sha » 28 Apr 2012, 07:39

Quiet knave girl*.






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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby beramode0 » 28 Apr 2012, 07:53

This is because I am a Korean isn't it? You white men with all your posts!!!!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Elomin Sha » 28 Apr 2012, 08:02

I was fumbling in the dark. Stepped on something soft and wobbly. Lit a match and discovered it was a chinaman.* **


*Yes I know you're not Chinese....but you all look a like to me.
And I'm closing the racist door and tossing it in the special bag to never be opened again.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Geoff_B » 28 Apr 2012, 08:10

We have a special bag?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Elomin Sha » 28 Apr 2012, 08:16

Oh yes. It is mentioned in another thread. It's for child molesters (Catholic church), people who talk in theatres and the Welsh.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Fezzul » 28 Apr 2012, 08:19

As a Welshman I take a fence to that
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Elomin Sha » 28 Apr 2012, 08:22

I'm glad you didn't take offence. I should warn you the special bag repels fence attacks. It also really hates the picket types.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby JustAName » 28 Apr 2012, 08:57

Hey guys, guess what?
Alja-Markir wrote:Andy is the LRR Heart-throb.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Fezzul » 28 Apr 2012, 09:13

My lawyers have advised me not to answer that question at present time.
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