The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

[Efhan]

The gunboat is sent, armed with cheeese.
It is now more deadly than any non-cheese gunboat.
The gunboat is also mostly made of cheese.

[Lord Chrusher]

Nom nom nom

[Dutch guy]

Hey Kapol? Like cheese? Go get it!!

[Phailhammer]

I don't think you need to tell him to eat a gunboat, even if it's not made from regular food.

[Dibria]

Kapol + X = Kapol full of X

[Geoff_B]

*detects scent of cheese*

CHEESE? MINE! MY CHEESE! CHEESE NOW! WANT CHEESE! GIVE ME CHEESE!

[Efhan]

I toss a bucket full of cheese to Geoff_B.
The bucket is made out of cheese. It is the only material i have to build with.

[Drdiggit42]

Do you like cheese? Of course you do; you're only human.

Hi I'm Drdiggit42, and I am running to represent the bag in Congress. If my opponents would have their way they would ban all dairy products from the bag. We can't have that. Dairy represents freedom in this fiery hellscape we call the bag and without freedom we all just on fire. You don't want to be on fire without cheese do you?

This has been a paid presentation by the More Cheese for People of The Bag Foundation.

I'm Drdiggit42 and I approve this message.

[Phailhammer]

*smacks Drdiggit42 over the head with a frying pan*

Now tell me where all the cheese is!

...

I think I may have done that in the wrong order.

[The_Doctor]

Vegemite, that is all

[Dutch guy]

Hi, I'm the Dutch Guy. As a Dutchman I am ofcourse an expert in everything cheese related. Vote for me and I shall end DrDiggits tight grip on cheese imports in the bag. Vote Dutch, AGAIN!

[Drdiggit42]

Dutch Guy would have you believe that I, Drdiggit, control cheese importation; that is a blatant lie. If Dutch Guy is elected representative of the bag he would place all control of cheese imports in his company, Dutchcorp. With the control of cheese imports under his company's control he would inflate the price of cheese superfluously.

You see, he who controls the cheese controls the universe, and if I am elected I would place that control into the hands of the people of the bag where it belongs. So vote for me, Drdiggit, not only am I a doctor, but I can dig it.

[Geoff_B]

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE! *takes photo*

[JustAName]

I have played doctors. I have dug holes. I am half Dutch. But don't vote me because of any of these reasons. Vote me because Kapol is my running mate. Right, Kapol?

[Kapol]

I have played doctors. I have dug holes. I am half Dutch. But don't vote me because of any of these reasons. Vote me because Kapol is my running mate. Right, Kapol?

Kapol!

Kapol + X = Kapol full of X

*Omnomnom X*

[Geoff_B]

kapol, i have you favourite napalm here!

[Keab42]

Don't vote for me.

[Darkobra]

Don't vote for me. I can't be arsed.

Now I'll end up Prime Minister.

[Master Gunner]

I'd vote for you.

[Efhan]

Some would like you to believe that they run the cheese-industry, or that cheese import could be limited.
This is, of course, false. How do I know? Because I'm the Jarl of Jarlsberg, The Cheesemeister, The Avatar of Cheese.
They only believe they run the cheese-industry, and nothing can hinder or limit the import of cheese, for I do not allow it.

You will have cheese, because I say so!

[Kapol]

*Omnomnomnomnomnom ALL THE CHEESE*

[Efhan]

*Materialises more cheese*
Yes, you can eat the cheese, Kapol.

[JustAName]

Foul! Foul! He's trying to incapacitate my running mate!

[Darkobra]

Hey! So far I'm in the lead with the votes by saying I didn't want it! Your running mate didn't have a chance anyway!

Besides, bitch doesn't have THESE looks! *flexes*

[Kapol]

Your running mate didn't have a chance anyway!

Kapooollll.... T_T