The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

[Fezzul]

Don't stutter, lad.

[Ringo803]

Don't bring it up, you'll just make him feel self-conscious

[Fezzul]

Don't tell me that, I'm very self-conscious about the fact that I make people feel self-conscious.

[Ringo803]

Well now I'm self-conscious about you being self-conscious for me telling you not to make him feel self-conscious! This whole thing is a wash!

[Dutch guy]

You think thats bad? You are now aware of your own tongue. Like it's just slightly too big to fit in your mouth. Completely unsure of what to do with it. And that's now making you self-conscious. Worse still, you become aware of your own breathing. Every inhale and exhale. You now have to think about breathing. Every breath.

[Ringo803]

Well I mean, I don't have to think about any of that, per se...

[beramode0]

You think that's bad? You think that's bad? Well I've seen Skeletor's dick!!!!
Wait what were we talking about again?

[Ringo803]

Pie, I think?

[Keab42]

Teeth are weird aren't they?

[Ringo803]

Yes, but that can be fixed...if you know what I mean.

[Geoff_B]

WANT FIX TEETH? ME FIX TEETH FOR YOU! PAY IN CHEESE AND BACON!

[Dibria]

Discussion of Skeletors Dick and threats of tooth removal on same page?





Ewwwwwww...

[Keab42]

The thing is that I don't even think this is the lowest point of this thread.

[Fezzul]

I vote we shoot for a new low. All in favour, say "Turd-sandwich in my blood and semen".

[Keab42]

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[Elomin Sha]

Don't make me break out the Titin.

[Keab42]

That's why I stopped where I did. Some of us have self-restraint...

[Dibria]

Attempts to deliberately sink to a new low cease now or I spam this thread with ponies until my account is locked so help me...

[Fezzul]

I would like to take this opportunity to poke a dead lizard with a stick I stole from an albino blind man while he was being stabbed by a Filipino Ladyboy. And then vomit on the lizard.

Top that for a low.

[Geoff_B]

the blind man was on disability benefits and had a wife and three kids to feed.

you monster.

[beramode0]

He was also a policeman with three days until retirement.

You monster.

[Efhan]

He also made cheese in his spare time.

You monster.

[ex-Lurker]

He was a pillar of the community, a philanthropist of the highest order, and a shining example for everyone. I am, of course, referring to the stick.
(You Monster.)

[Geoff_B]

are you referring to the order of the stick?

you monster

[LogicSword]

I suppose we can put our differences behind us, for science.

You monster.