The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

[Lord Chrusher]

I meant vaporisation as in a 'going directly from a solid to a completely ionised plasma' phase change. I was going to say decomposed rather than vaporised but I feel vaporised sounds better. Also a body has a fair bit of liquid in it to boil.

[Ptangmatik]

and we all know how inconvenient excess blood can be as it spills out leaving trace evidence all over the place. Just have to keep scrubbing until all traces are gone.

My hands are red.

The redness isn't going away. I'll keep scrubbing.

*eyetwitch*

[Geoff_B]

kapol?

[Ptangmatik]

alllll the blood. They can find it y'know, with special chemicals.

Special forensic chemicals

*eyetwitch*

[Phailhammer]

Hauu?

[ex-Lurker]

Great, are we trapped in the Macbeth universe again?

[Phailhammer]

I don't kno...wait, again? When did we get trapped the first time? I must have slept right through that.

[Ptangmatik]

waiiiiitttaminute... That would make me Lady Macbeth.


I'm keeping an eye on you. Kapol's left eye, I don't think he's missed it yet

[Keab42]

*sets up a deckchair on the beach*

Hey Kapol, it's a bit dark in here, any chance you could eat a sun?

[Ringo803]

Aw, do we have to be in the Macbeth Universe? I'd prefer the Noises Off Universe, to be perfectly honest.

[Lord Chrusher]

Fun fact: the Macbeth Universe is known as the Scottish Universe amoung superstitious cosmologists.

[Kapol]

I'll eat a star, but the sun is a bit out of bounds. And I personally live in the Kapol universe.

It's a horrible, horrible place...

[Keab42]

As long as it's a G-type main sequence star with similar luminosity to Sol, I don't want none of those Red Giants messing with my tan.

[Geoff_B]

Kapol? Kapol kapol kapol!

[Phailhammer]

Hauu~!

*sets Keab42 on fire*

Not dark in here anymore. ^_^

[Lord Chrusher]

As long as it's a G-type main sequence star with similar luminosity to Sol, I don't want none of those Red Giants messing with my tan.

If a tan is what you are after, may I interest you in an O star then? You will not need to tan for very long with one of those around.

[Keab42]

With my skin I'd probably tan with a Brown Dwarf.

Although apparently I'm on fire now so it's a moot point.

*runs screaming into the ocean*

[Efhan]

Aren't you inside Kapol's stomach?
Which means "the ocean" is...
Or maybe Kapol just ate an ocean.

[ex-Lurker]

Let's go with both, acidic oceans are fun!

[Ptangmatik]

Oh a pirate's life is a wonderful life,
A-roving o'er the hydrochloric acid,
Give me a career as a buccaneer,
It's the life of a pirate for me,
Ohhhh It's the life of a pirate for me!

[Geoff_B]

Kapol! *dons eyepatch*

[Fezzul]

TRANSLATION:

I am now Nick Fury! *dons eyepatch*

[ex-Lurker]

Avengers Assemble!
I call the Iron Man suit!

[Geoff_B]

Kapol! *warning stare to stay away from the suit*

[LogicSword]

Can I be Black Widow? I know I could pull it off.