The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
*muffled, from inside the barrel of the cannon*
It would work better if you load it with something flammable. A herd of alpaca's isn't combustible enough!
It would work better if you load it with something flammable. A herd of alpaca's isn't combustible enough!
THE DUTCH!! THE DUTCH AGAIN!!!!!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
The alpacas are now diamonds!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
It's more or less combustible.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Oh! I thought that was a lightswitch.
*continues waiting*
ps. That is one finely sculpted alpaca-diamond
*continues waiting*
ps. That is one finely sculpted alpaca-diamond
Geoff_B wrote: ... Even for here, that was weird.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
*Steals alpaca-diamond for use in doomsday laser*
Totally accurate, except for all the times I'm not.
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
A doomsday laser? That's a-llama-ing
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
*smacks Keab upside the head with the doomsday laser*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Somebody stole my hands all I have left is puns...
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
"Ii2 kk goiing around 2tealing hand2 again? Fuck, Ii need two 2top him. Gamzee, kk ii2 2tealing hand2 again!"
...Sorry, I don't know how he got in here.
...Sorry, I don't know how he got in here.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
*gives Elfhan some mind honey*
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
YOU SHOULD NEVER EAT THE MIND HONEY!
*eats it*
Oh, shit.
*eats it*
Oh, shit.
- Dutch guy
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
*Goes to find the mind-bleach*
THE DUTCH!! THE DUTCH AGAIN!!!!!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
I prefer mental floss - you don't have to worry about using too much.
*hands Dutch a roll of same*
*hands Dutch a roll of same*
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
So help me, I'll rip out my own brain and spine then use them as a flail to beat you to death
Geoff_B wrote: ... Even for here, that was weird.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Unless you're brain is spikey I don't think that's a good weapon of choice.
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
You could try but I think you'll find yourself lacking in... support...
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Right! That does it!
*Crack*
*schloeeerrrrrp........ cruk!*
*BOOOM!*
Shit! I forgot the cannon!
*Crack*
*schloeeerrrrrp........ cruk!*
*BOOOM!*
Shit! I forgot the cannon!
Geoff_B wrote: ... Even for here, that was weird.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Because the cannon was shy.
Its possible that I shouldn't have been stood in front of it. Did anyone see where my leg went?
*hops*
Its possible that I shouldn't have been stood in front of it. Did anyone see where my leg went?
*hops*
Geoff_B wrote: ... Even for here, that was weird.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Ah, my bad. Dog was hungry and I was out of food... do you want it back? Only a bit chewed at the toes?
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*opens trench coat* looking for a new leg?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
ooo! Nice selection, I'll take the wildebeest haunch
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